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the hands-free-only law about to be introduced in Washington State will result in wide scale sightings of the cyborg douche bag, plugged in 24 hours a day.

 

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figure A. genus builtintoheadphoneus

 

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figure B. genus rubberbandus

 

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figure C. genus yuppyscumus

 

I have mine in right now.

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I haven't seen a marked increase in the number of "Mr. Corporate America"

(Corporatus americanus, an offshoot of G. yuppyscumus) driving around just yet.

But I suspect by this time next week, it will be a whole different ball game.

 

I've got mine last year, but I haven't charged it up in like, months!

I'm waiting until the last possible moment.

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saw a cop driving on west seattle the other day with the cellphone held to his ear. i would have taken a pic but forgot i had an NEW IPHONE WITH A CAMERA ON IT till it was too late.

 

if i just could have caught him doing something else too i could have made the citizens arrest double whammy score.

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I don't know current laws, but they had some funny rules in Colorado in the 90s.

 

In the 90s there was no motorcycle helmet law. What was on the law books was a rule stating that while driving a motorcycle you had to wear sunglasses.

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i agree mr. bill we don't need law makers we need law takers.

 

Law takers? ie, someone who reduces the amount of laws on the books? Something I've noticed, everyone votes for lawyers 90 percent of the time for political office. This may be an obvious instance of the Fu*king you get for the fuck*ing you got?

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