how many 5 year olds could you take in a fight

[olyclimber]

http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

[olyclimber]

= 15

[Reid]

29, I think the lack of morals really helped out

[RuMR]

22

[minx]

31...don't mess w/me, you bishes! i will assault you w/a 5 yr old.

 

rumr, you're a wusss!

Edited December 14, 2007 by minx

[pink_chalk]

24. too much guilt.

[minx]

24. too much guilt.

 

yeah, ya gotta watch that guilt stuff. remember, those five year olds have a pack mentality. given half a chance they'll eat you alive.

 

you don't have kids do you? have you ever been to a birthday party at chuck-e-cheese??

[denalidave]

I prefer only 1 or 2 at a time so I can at least have a chance,

[hafilax]

I have a really hard time keeping track of kids in airports. Maybe 2 at most.

Oh... in a fight. I read on a flight.

[Bug]

I'm a dad of 3.

I know the "look" and the "tone".

My powers are infinite.

[ivan]

reminds me of that joke - why does michael jackson like twenty-seven year olds?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

'cuz there's 20 of them

[lI1|1!]

15.

 

i'm mostly posting in this thread because of the relevance of my signature line.

[Couloir]

When it it bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When the big hand touches the little hand.

[sexual_chocolate]

Nietzsche was a monster.

[Couloir]

What does Michael Jackson and JC Penny have in common?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Boy's pants half-off.

[Winter]

bastards! michael jackson is innocent.

[denalidave]

bastards! michael jackson is innocent.

He's BAAAAAD, BAAAAD, BAAAD. I can take on 20.

[sirwoofalot]

24. too much guilt.

 

yeah, ya gotta watch that guilt stuff. remember, those five year olds have a pack mentality. given half a chance they'll eat you alive.

 

you don't have kids do you? have you ever been to a birthday party at chuck-e-cheese??

 

I got 31! wow I was surprized. I am a dad of 2. And yes, we did one Chuck-e-cheese birthday party and will NEVER do that again!

Maybe that is why I scorded so high.

[sirwoofalot]

bastards! michael jackson is innocent.

 

No, Michael jackson is a bastard!

[sobo]

31...don't mess w/me, you bishes! i will assault you w/a 5 yr old.

 

rumr, you're a wusss!

 

30. I must have lost points in the "age" and "body type" categories. I'm old as dirt, a bit overweight, but have several years of MA experience and am a damnedable fine run-out slab climber (exquisite balance). Plus, I have absolutely no moral standards whasoever. Fuck 'em , even if they are "just kids". It's thinking like that that will get you killed quicker than snot.

 

Minx, you and I should form a tag team and kick their little asses back to kindergarden.

[ivan]

31! i'm like abe lincoln, minus the beard and respect for "the better angels of our nature" n' shit...

[selkirk]

26 I'm pretty sure the whole morals thing screwed me!!

[pink]

32

[minx]

31...don't mess w/me, you bishes! i will assault you w/a 5 yr old.

 

rumr, you're a wusss!

 

30. I must have lost points in the "age" and "body type" categories. I'm old as dirt, a bit overweight, but have several years of MA experience and am a damnedable fine run-out slab climber (exquisite balance). Plus, I have absolutely no moral standards whasoever. Fuck 'em , even if they are "just kids". It's thinking like that that will get you killed quicker than snot.

 

Minx, you and I should form a tag team and kick their little asses back to kindergarden.

 

 

"shut up, drink the coolaid, eat your cookie and get your ass back on the naptime mat....NOW!!!"

[sobo]

"Sobo, Sobo, Sobo! I don't wanna go around in circles anymore."

 

"STFU, you snot-nosed tricycle jockey, or I'll nail your other goddamned foot to the floor!"