olyclimber Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted December 14, 2007 Author Share Posted December 14, 2007 = 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reid Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 29, I think the lack of morals really helped out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 22 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 (edited) 31...don't mess w/me, you bishes! i will assault you w/a 5 yr old. Â rumr, you're a wusss! Edited December 14, 2007 by minx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink_chalk Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 24. too much guilt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 24. too much guilt. Â yeah, ya gotta watch that guilt stuff. remember, those five year olds have a pack mentality. given half a chance they'll eat you alive. Â you don't have kids do you? have you ever been to a birthday party at chuck-e-cheese?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
denalidave Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 I prefer only 1 or 2 at a time so I can at least have a chance, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hafilax Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 I have a really hard time keeping track of kids in airports. Maybe 2 at most. Oh... in a fight. I read on a flight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bug Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 I'm a dad of 3. I know the "look" and the "tone". My powers are infinite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 reminds me of that joke - why does michael jackson like twenty-seven year olds? Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â 'cuz there's 20 of them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lI1|1! Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 15. Â i'm mostly posting in this thread because of the relevance of my signature line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Couloir Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 When it it bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â When the big hand touches the little hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexual_chocolate Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 Nietzsche was a monster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Couloir Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 What does Michael Jackson and JC Penny have in common? Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Boy's pants half-off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winter Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 bastards! michael jackson is innocent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
denalidave Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 bastards! michael jackson is innocent. He's BAAAAAD, BAAAAD, BAAAD. I can take on 20. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirwoofalot Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 24. too much guilt. Â yeah, ya gotta watch that guilt stuff. remember, those five year olds have a pack mentality. given half a chance they'll eat you alive. Â you don't have kids do you? have you ever been to a birthday party at chuck-e-cheese?? Â I got 31! wow I was surprized. I am a dad of 2. And yes, we did one Chuck-e-cheese birthday party and will NEVER do that again! Maybe that is why I scorded so high. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirwoofalot Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 bastards! michael jackson is innocent. Â No, Michael jackson is a bastard! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 31...don't mess w/me, you bishes! i will assault you w/a 5 yr old. rumr, you're a wusss!  30. I must have lost points in the "age" and "body type" categories. I'm old as dirt, a bit overweight, but have several years of MA experience and am a damnedable fine run-out slab climber (exquisite balance). Plus, I have absolutely no moral standards whasoever. Fuck 'em , even if they are "just kids". It's thinking like that that will get you killed quicker than snot.  Minx, you and I should form a tag team and kick their little asses back to kindergarden. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 31! i'm like abe lincoln, minus the beard and respect for "the better angels of our nature" n' shit... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
selkirk Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 26 I'm pretty sure the whole morals thing screwed me!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 32 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 31...don't mess w/me, you bishes! i will assault you w/a 5 yr old. rumr, you're a wusss!  30. I must have lost points in the "age" and "body type" categories. I'm old as dirt, a bit overweight, but have several years of MA experience and am a damnedable fine run-out slab climber (exquisite balance). Plus, I have absolutely no moral standards whasoever. Fuck 'em , even if they are "just kids". It's thinking like that that will get you killed quicker than snot.  Minx, you and I should form a tag team and kick their little asses back to kindergarden.   "shut up, drink the coolaid, eat your cookie and get your ass back on the naptime mat....NOW!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted December 15, 2007 Share Posted December 15, 2007 "Sobo, Sobo, Sobo! I don't wanna go around in circles anymore." Â "STFU, you snot-nosed tricycle jockey, or I'll nail your other goddamned foot to the floor!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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