Sherri Posted October 8, 2007 Posted October 8, 2007 % of people who want to hear your cat meowing while you send Great Northern Slab: 0 % of climbers who are happy about having their tuna sandwich stolen: 0 % chance that every rope at the place is NOT going to be turned into a big ball of yarn by Pussy: 0 % chance that your chalk bag was not used as a litter box at some point in the day: 0 % of wildlife and government employees who are happy about being chased by your cat: 0 % of dogs at the crag who are glad you brought your cat: 100 Quote
KaskadskyjKozak Posted October 8, 2007 Posted October 8, 2007 % of people who want to hear your cat meowing while you send Great Northern Slab: 0 % of climbers who are happy about having their tuna sandwich stolen: 0 % chance that every rope at the place is NOT going to be turned into a big ball of yarn by Pussy: 0 % chance that your chalk bag was not used as a litter box at some point in the day: 0 % of wildlife and government employees who are happy about being chased by your cat: 0 % of dogs at the crag who are glad you brought your cat: 100 what to do with kitty Quote
tradclimbguy Posted October 8, 2007 Posted October 8, 2007 Too funny. I nearly crapped in the litter box just reading this... Quote
olyclimber Posted October 8, 2007 Posted October 8, 2007 AAAAAAAAA KUTE!!! http://www.dnaco.net/~vogelke/pictures/how-to-hug-a-baby/ Quote
archenemy Posted October 8, 2007 Posted October 8, 2007 % of people who want to hear your cat meowing while you send Great Northern Slab: 0 % of climbers who are happy about having their tuna sandwich stolen: 0 % chance that every rope at the place is NOT going to be turned into a big ball of yarn by Pussy: 0 % chance that your chalk bag was not used as a litter box at some point in the day: 0 % of wildlife and government employees who are happy about being chased by your cat: 0 % of dogs at the crag who are glad you brought your cat: 100 what to do with kitty I have that book! I fucking hate cats. % of people who will shoot your cat with a Wrist Rocket at every chance: not enough--need to recruit more people with a flashy banner on cc.com % of people who will put carpet tack strip under the dirt around their yard so that kitty fucks up his little feetys when trying to sneak into the garden and shit in your nice soil: more now that this secret is out. Quote
Dechristo Posted October 8, 2007 Posted October 8, 2007 % of people who will put carpet tack strip under the dirt around their yard so that kitty fucks up his little feetys when trying to sneak into the garden and shit in your nice soil: more now that this secret is out. Does this work? Quote
archenemy Posted October 8, 2007 Posted October 8, 2007 Yes. Get the strip with the longest nails. Randomly place and don't cover with too much dirt. They only have to hit it once or twice and they stay away. Quote
KaskadskyjKozak Posted October 8, 2007 Posted October 8, 2007 Yes. Get the strip with the longest nails. Randomly place and don't cover with too much dirt. They only have to hit it once or twice and they stay away. Quote
Dechristo Posted October 8, 2007 Posted October 8, 2007 % of people who will put carpet tack strip under the dirt around their yard so that kitty fucks up his little feetys... Is there a kitty "stretcher" available for proper installation? Yes. Get the strip with the longest nails. Randomly place and don't cover with too much dirt. They only have to hit it once or twice and they stay away. Still, you place the tack strip continuously around the garden, yes? Quote
Fairweather Posted October 8, 2007 Posted October 8, 2007 I hung this here a few years ago, but it's worthy of a repost: Man before marriage: Man after marriage: Quote
kevbone Posted October 9, 2007 Posted October 9, 2007 Who’s is smarter? Cats? Or dogs? I say cats because you CAN’T train them.....where as dogs are dumb as shit.....even the smart ones. Roll over...play dead....come boy....all commands of the dumb shits. Cats look at you like...."you fool, i am not coming to you, I am too smart for that"..... Quote
rob Posted October 9, 2007 Posted October 9, 2007 sometimes my cat looks at me like she is wondering what I taste like. Quote
mattp Posted October 9, 2007 Posted October 9, 2007 Dogs are cool, but cats rule. People who "hate cats" really suck. I bet Archie is just faking it. Quote
Fairweather Posted October 9, 2007 Posted October 9, 2007 You rescue a dog from a cold, stormy night and put it on a rug in front of the fireplace. The dog now thinks you are a God. You rescue a cat from a cold, stormy night and put it on a rug in front of the fireplace. The cat now thinks it is a God. Quote
kevbone Posted October 9, 2007 Posted October 9, 2007 You rescue a dog from a cold, stormy night and put it on a rug in front of the fireplace. The dog now thinks you are a God. You rescue a cat from a cold, stormy night and put it on a rug in front of the fireplace. The cat now thinks it is a God. Exactly my point…..dogs are dumb shits. Quote
Jim Posted October 9, 2007 Posted October 9, 2007 My housemate had a great dog when we were out on 40 acres and had two rivers nearby to go swimming in the summer. Never had a cat until I got married and lived in the city. Gotta say I'd feel a bit guilty leaving a pooch all day in the house and it would be a pain to do the scooping thing or have to DRIVE somewhere to let them have a good run. I really like dogs, just don't want one in the city. The cat - very mellow. Fill up its food bowl and give it water for 4 days and its good. I'd feel guilty leaving a dog that long and would hate to see what home smelled like after that. Quote
Dechristo Posted October 9, 2007 Posted October 9, 2007 Who’s is smarter? Cats? Or dogs? I say cats because you CAN’T train them.....where as dogs are dumb as shit.....even the smart ones. Roll over...play dead....come boy....all commands of the dumb shits. Cats look at you like...."you fool, i am not coming to you, I am too smart for that"..... Guess that makes cats smarter than you. Quote
G-spotter Posted October 9, 2007 Posted October 9, 2007 Dogs have been domesticated for about 35,000 years. Humans for more than 80,000 Cats for only 9,000. Quote
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