catbirdseat Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 I was forced into a short course in modern music education on a long trip to Canmore. Some of it was tolerable, but none of it was memorable. As far as I am concerned, it's good music if there is a melody that you can remember after you've heard the song and can hum or whistle it. Most rap doesn't have melody, neigher does it have harmony. It only has rhythm and the rhythm it does have is standardized and monotonous. People used to complain that most rock is too simple because it has only three chords. Rap often doesn't have one chord. The bass line is frequently one or maybe two notes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 the internet is a series of tubes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kat_Roslyn Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 Suckbm, Are you missing a Camron CD? DROP SIT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 Booty dancing makes the world go round. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 now STOP! and wiggle wid it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 elvis was a hero to most but he never meant nothing to me the sucker was racist straight out and plain mother-fuck him and john wayne ready to go 'cuz i'm hyped and i'm amped most of my heroes don't appear on no stamps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenSeagal Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 ALL OF YOU SIT THE FUCK DOWN RIGHT NOW! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenSeagal Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 elvis was a hero to most but he never meant nothing to me the sucker was racist straight out and plain mother-fuck him and john wayne ready to go 'cuz i'm hyped and i'm amped most of my heroes don't appear on no stamps He Speaks to Me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenderfour Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 Check out Busdriver - especially "Imaginary Places" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpP-8tJ-9Js Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 drivel in triads Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 elvis was a hero to most but he never meant nothing to me the sucker was racist straight out and plain mother-fuck him and john wayne ready to go 'cuz i'm hyped and i'm amped most of my heroes don't appear on no stamps To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle Dance go rush to the speaker that booms I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom Deadly when I play a dope melody Anything less than the best is a felony Love it or leave it you better gain weight You better hit bull's eye the kid don't play If there was a problem yo I'll solve it Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 ALL OF YOU SIT THE FUCK DOWN RIGHT NOW! No. you sit down, before I make your day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weekend_Climberz Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 WIth so much drama in the LBC, it's kinda hard being Snoop D-O double G. But I, some how some way, Keep coming up with funky ass shit like every single day. May I, kick a little something for the G's And, make a few ends as I breeze, through Two in the mornin and the party's still jumpin Cause my momma ain't home I got bitches in the living room gett'n it on And, they ain't leav'v till six in the morn'n So what you wanna do, shit I got a pocket full of rubbers and my home boys do too So turn off the lights and close the doors But for what, we don't love them hoes. We gonna smoke an ouce to that, G's up hoes down while you muthafuckas bounce to that Now that I got me some Seagrams gin Everybody got they cups, but they ain't chipped in Now this types of shit happens all the time You got to get yours, fore I gotta get mine. Everything is fine when you listenin to the d-o-g I got the cultivating music that be captivating me Who listens, to the words that I speak As I take me a drink to the middle of the street And get to mackin to this bitch named sadie She used to be the homeboys lady Eighty degrees, when I tell that bitch please Raise up off these nuts, cause you gets none of these At ease, as I mob with the dogg pound, feel the breeze Beyotch Later on that day My homey dr. dre came through with a gang of tanqueray And a fat ass j, of some bubonic chronic that made me choke Shit, this aint no joke I had to back up off a bit and sit my cup down Tangerey and chronic, yeah I'm fucked up now. But it ain't no stopping, I'm still poppin' Dre got some bitches from the city of Compton To serve me, not with a cherry on top Cause when I bust my nut, Im raisin up off the cot Dont get upset girl, thats just how it goes I dont love you hoes, Im out the do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenSeagal Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 We'd like you to stop this. Right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weekend_Climberz Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 My Nizzle, you all up in the Kool izzade and ain't got no clue to the flizavor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weekend_Climberz Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 I was forced into a short course in modern music education on a long trip to Canmore. Some of it was tolerable, but none of it was memorable. As far as I am concerned, it's good music if there is a melody that you can remember after you've heard the song and can hum or whistle it. Most rap doesn't have melody, neigher does it have harmony. It only has rhythm and the rhythm it does have is standardized and monotonous. People used to complain that most rock is too simple because it has only three chords. Rap often doesn't have one chord. The bass line is frequently one or maybe two notes. I distinctly remember you bobbing your head to a few bars of Jameroquai. Or was it, Kanye West Yeah, that's the crack music nigga. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Phil Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 I distinctly remember you bobbing your head Dudes. Too much information. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 elvis was a hero to most but he never meant nothing to me the sucker was racist straight out and plain mother-fuck him and john wayne ready to go 'cuz i'm hyped and i'm amped most of my heroes don't appear on no stamps To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle Dance go rush to the speaker that booms I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom Deadly when I play a dope melody Anything less than the best is a felony Love it or leave it you better gain weight You better hit bull's eye the kid don't play If there was a problem yo I'll solve it Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it following up the PE w/ vanilla ice? jeebus, if that ain't blaspheming i dunna what is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
underworld Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 see signature... biggie smalls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 following up the PE w/ vanilla ice? jeebus, if that ain't blaspheming i dunna what is... Vanilla Ice rules....or at least his one song does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 LiSAFy0-3iw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weekend_Climberz Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 Straight Outta Locash A crazy mothafucka named Gusto I fucked ya wife, cause the bitch is a big hoe I fucked ya sister, I fucked ya cat I would have fucked ya mom but the bitch is too fat! When I'm in ya neighborhood, ya betta dig a moat cause I'm comin to slit... ya motherfuckin throat! Blood is drippin, I'm not slippin Bitches panties, is what I'm rippin Rollin faster than a motherfuckin dirt bike Never met a piece of pussy that I didn't like Like to eat it, like to suck it Take that shit... in a bucket Straight Outta Locash!!! Comin straight out of Locash, a crazy motherfucker named Dead Mike So get ready cause you're goin for a long hike off a cliff, I'm drivin you over Now ya dead with ya fo' leaf clover Float like a cannonball, sting like a shark I'm the nigga waitin for you in the dark Waitin to rob you, waitin to beat you A bullet in ya head is how I greet you (whassup nigga?) A villain with a hat, and it's like that I tied yo' moms to a motherfuckin train track Flat on her back, I give her some crack It's ten o'clock - DO YOU KNOW WHERE YO MOMS IS AT? At my house (doin what?) wipin her ass She had to move... STRAIGHT OUTTA LOCASH!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 My Nizzle, you all up in the Kool izzade and ain't got no clue to the flizavor. Huggy Bear! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 Straight Outta Locash A crazy mothafucka named Gusto I fucked ya wife, cause the bitch is a big hoe I fucked ya sister, I fucked ya cat I would have fucked ya mom but the bitch is too fat! When I'm in ya neighborhood, ya betta dig a moat cause I'm comin to slit... ya motherfuckin throat! Blood is drippin, I'm not slippin Bitches panties, is what I'm rippin Rollin faster than a motherfuckin dirt bike Never met a piece of pussy that I didn't like Like to eat it, like to suck it Take that shit... in a bucket Straight Outta Locash!!! Comin straight out of Locash, a crazy motherfucker named Dead Mike So get ready cause you're goin for a long hike off a cliff, I'm drivin you over Now ya dead with ya fo' leaf clover Float like a cannonball, sting like a shark I'm the nigga waitin for you in the dark Waitin to rob you, waitin to beat you A bullet in ya head is how I greet you (whassup nigga?) A villain with a hat, and it's like that I tied yo' moms to a motherfuckin train track Flat on her back, I give her some crack It's ten o'clock - DO YOU KNOW WHERE YO MOMS IS AT? At my house (doin what?) wipin her ass She had to move... STRAIGHT OUTTA LOCASH!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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