cindy66 Posted January 17, 2007 Author Posted January 17, 2007 Uh oh... Boulder... you said the danger word. run away now while you still can, before the Boulder Brainwashing takes hold! This is a bad thing? Quote
cindy66 Posted January 17, 2007 Author Posted January 17, 2007 Get ready to do all the giving! I would be doing all the giving.That doesnt sound fair. Quote
AlpineK Posted January 17, 2007 Posted January 17, 2007 Uh oh... Boulder... you said the danger word. run away now while you still can, before the Boulder Brainwashing takes hold! This is a bad thing? Having lived in Boulder for 3 years I can tell you this. Boulder is a scary place, and you should feel fear. Quote
jordop Posted January 17, 2007 Posted January 17, 2007 yeah, but the extensive glaciation makes up for the patahucchi brahs! Quote
RemoWilliams Posted January 17, 2007 Posted January 17, 2007 Handy Dictionary to decipher Personals Ads WOMEN'S ADS 40-ish...................... 49 Adventurer.................. Slept with all your friends Athletic.................... No tits Average looking............. Has a face like a basset hound Beautiful................... Pathological liar Contagious Smile............ Does a lot of Ecstasy Educated.................... Banged her Political Science professor Emotionally Secure.......... Medicated Free spirit................. Junkie Friendship first............ Trying to live down reputation as a slut Fun......................... Annoying Gentle...................... Comatose Good Listener............... Borderline Autistic New-Age..................... All body hair, all the time Old-fashioned............Lights out,missionary position only, no BJs Open-minded................. Desperate Outgoing.................... Loud and Embarrassing Passionate.................. Sloppy drunk Poet........................ Depressive Schizophrenic Professional................ Certified Bitch Redhead..................... Bad dye-job Romantic.................... Looks better by candle light Social.......... Has been passed around like an hors d'oeuvres tray Wants Soulmate.............. Stalker Widow....................... Drove first husband to shoot himself Young at heart.............. Old bat MEN'S ADS 40-ish................ 52 and looking for 25-yr-old Athletic.............. Watches a lot of NASCAR Average looking....... Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back Educated.............. Will patronize the shit out of you Free Spirit........... Banging your sister Friendship first...... As long as friendship involves nookie Fun................... Good with a remote and a six pack Good looking.......... Arrogant Very good looking..... Dumb as a board Honest................ Pathological Liar Huggable.............. Overweight, more body hair than a bear Likes to cuddle....... Insecure mama's boy Mature................ Older than your father Open-minded........... Wants to sleep with your roommate but she's not interested Physically fit........ Does a lot of 12-ounce curls Poet.................. Wrote ex-girlfriend's # on a bathroom stall Sensitive............. Cries at chick flicks Very sensitive........ Gay Spiritual............. Got laid in a cemetery once Stable................ Arrested for stalking, but not convicted Thoughtful............ Says "Excuse me" when he farts Quote
mtn_mouse Posted January 17, 2007 Posted January 17, 2007 This thread must die. STOP IT PEOPLE!!!! HAS THIS SITE BECOME A DEAR ABBY COLUMN OR DOCTOR PHIL SHOW??? I SURE HOPE NOT. Now lets return to our more degenerated mode. Quote
Off_White Posted January 17, 2007 Posted January 17, 2007 Kevin, you're starting to remind me of Borat. Not in a good way though. Quote
G-spotter Posted January 17, 2007 Posted January 17, 2007 Kevbone: Not just an irony-free zone, an information-free zone. Quote
sobo Posted January 17, 2007 Posted January 17, 2007 Who or what is Borat? Of the three choices I opined in your "Holy cow, Batman" thread, I suspect Option 1 must be the correct choice. Quote
kevbone Posted January 17, 2007 Posted January 17, 2007 Who or what is Borat? Of the three choices I opined in your "Holy cow, Batman" thread, I suspect Option 1 must be the correct choice. What the hell are you talking about? Quote
Off_White Posted January 17, 2007 Posted January 17, 2007 I think that would be "not getting outside much." Kevin, here on the interweb we have a thing called a "search engine." Now, understand that's not a literal phrase, it doesn't really have an engine, but it can find things all over the "net" as devotees call it. I suggest you employ one, many prefer the one called "google," and search the term "borat" which may enlighten you. Also, her first name is pronounced "pah-mella" Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted January 17, 2007 Posted January 17, 2007 (edited) And the Pah mella photo you keep posting is dated by about 20 years. You might Google that, too, for an update. Just search for 'scary'. Edited January 17, 2007 by tvashtarkatena Quote
RogerJ Posted January 17, 2007 Posted January 17, 2007 Yeah, last photo I saw of her looked a lot like Eddie Van Halen. You be the judge -r Quote
cindy66 Posted January 17, 2007 Author Posted January 17, 2007 Handy Dictionary to decipher Personals Ads WOMEN'S ADS 40-ish...................... 49 Adventurer.................. Slept with all your friends Athletic.................... No tits Average looking............. Has a face like a basset hound Beautiful................... Pathological liar Contagious Smile............ Does a lot of Ecstasy Educated.................... Banged her Political Science professor Emotionally Secure.......... Medicated Free spirit................. Junkie Friendship first............ Trying to live down reputation as a slut Fun......................... Annoying Gentle...................... Comatose Good Listener............... Borderline Autistic New-Age..................... All body hair, all the time Old-fashioned............Lights out,missionary position only, no BJs Open-minded................. Desperate Outgoing.................... Loud and Embarrassing Passionate.................. Sloppy drunk Poet........................ Depressive Schizophrenic Professional................ Certified Bitch Redhead..................... Bad dye-job Romantic.................... Looks better by candle light Social.......... Has been passed around like an hors d'oeuvres tray Wants Soulmate.............. Stalker Widow....................... Drove first husband to shoot himself Young at heart.............. Old bat MEN'S ADS 40-ish................ 52 and looking for 25-yr-old Athletic.............. Watches a lot of NASCAR Average looking....... Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back Educated.............. Will patronize the shit out of you Free Spirit........... Banging your sister Friendship first...... As long as friendship involves nookie Fun................... Good with a remote and a six pack Good looking.......... Arrogant Very good looking..... Dumb as a board Honest................ Pathological Liar Huggable.............. Overweight, more body hair than a bear Likes to cuddle....... Insecure mama's boy Mature................ Older than your father Open-minded........... Wants to sleep with your roommate but she's not interested Physically fit........ Does a lot of 12-ounce curls Poet.................. Wrote ex-girlfriend's # on a bathroom stall Sensitive............. Cries at chick flicks Very sensitive........ Gay Spiritual............. Got laid in a cemetery once Stable................ Arrested for stalking, but not convicted Thoughtful............ Says "Excuse me" when he farts Well from this I can interpret#1.....He is a pathological liar #2.....He is good with a remote and a six pack of beer #3......He is bangin my sister #4...He is an insecure momma's boy #5......He does the 12 ounce curls #6...He cries at chick flicks #7 He got laid in a cemetery once #8.......My heart just stopped....quite possible he has been arrested but not convicted of stalking....... oh great.....just great.......thank you for busting my bubble.... Quote
sexual_chocolate Posted January 18, 2007 Posted January 18, 2007 look, just post his photo, your photo, and the emails you exchanged and i can let you know how things stand, ok? Quote
sexual_chocolate Posted January 18, 2007 Posted January 18, 2007 if you feel uncomfortable posting this info in the public forum, you can just PM me. Quote
RuMR Posted January 18, 2007 Posted January 18, 2007 yeah... about that chocolate guy...he's a stalkin' nutball...you should see the quivering mass of jello he reduced my good friend "fairweather" into...he just wouldn't leave the poor tool alone... Quote
cindy66 Posted January 18, 2007 Author Posted January 18, 2007 thankx for the headsup....im in no way shape fashion or form interested in being reduced to jello. Quote
sexual_chocolate Posted January 18, 2007 Posted January 18, 2007 ahh cindy, fairweather has a propensity for turning into jello, whereas you seem like a level-headed woman capable of making rational decisions, such as turning all emails and photos over to me. Quote
cindy66 Posted January 18, 2007 Author Posted January 18, 2007 Ok,First do me a favor and feel your head for knots,,,,,,I think you bumped it. Quote
RuMR Posted January 18, 2007 Posted January 18, 2007 so...what's the similarity between a woman and a bowl of jello? Quote
cindy66 Posted January 18, 2007 Author Posted January 18, 2007 Tell me,,,Your throwing red flags up. Quote
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