Let's all take a minute to go f&ck ourselves

[layton]

ahhhhhhhh, wasn't that better?

 

now back to the mt hood thread!

[RemoWilliams]

After you screw yourself delete some PMs you shadowchild-fostering whore.

[layton]

I'll delete some PMs.....on your mom.

What the fuck did you do after that movie anyways? Your adventure ended rather early, eh?

[rob]

Personally, I can't wait until this whole thing blows over and we can go back to watching DeC et.al. sling shit at Kevbone.

 

This much tension makes me uncomfortable, and I end up getting spicy and mean. I try hard to cultivate compassion, but I don't do well with crowds.

 

Fuck it, let's go bowling.

[RemoWilliams]

Just drive around a while

[layton]

have you fucked yourself? it is your birthday! use a nice argyle sock, today cums once a year

[rob]

today cums once a year

 

Fuck that, the first one is just a warm up. That's why they sell socks in pairs.

[EWolfe]

 

Fuck it, let's go bowling.

 

Dude? You got ash in your beard.

[G-spotter]

Mike, you are a little premature there.

 

Global Orgasm Day is Friday December 22nd.

 

This Friday, say "Oh G.O.D." 8D

[layton]

how about multiple non-continuous self-induced orgasm days, a 365 day a year holiday!

[pink]

if you can't even f&ck yourself, how you gonna f*ck someone else.

[plexus]

Dru, I don't know where you find this stuff. But its borderline scary. Don't you have a woodie to go pull on?

[pink]

i think he's back to the business at hand, but i guess he had some pretty handsy type business going on before he got back to the thread.

Edited December 19, 2006 by pink

[G-spotter]

You mean you didn't know about this important holiday?

[Dechristo]

my sock monkey knows how I like it

[plexus]

So many sheep, so little time.

[DirtyHarry]

Fuck yourself now, before masturbation in bad weather is banned.

[rbw1966]

Fuck yourself now, before masturbation in bad weather is banned.

 

Post of the day! Layton, I'll take two t-shirts with this on it.

[Weekend_Climberz]

Is it me, or is Phil Jones asking to get his ass booted. Probably doesn't even know what NSFW or LYSMSTFU means either!!

[Phil Jones]

It's you. Can't take the wetness, get out of the spray.

 

 

[Weekend_Climberz]

I think I can spray you wanker ass back into the Stone Age, all the while belaying my partner up his next 5.15b/WI7+/M14 project. That's right bitch, take your brake hand off that keyboard and get it on the rope, there's lives at stake. Again, if you want to hand with the boyz, LYSMSTFU.

[Weekend_Climberz]

Oh, and posting shit from worldsex.com will get you ass banned quicker than not. Mods, can you get rid of that link please. Of course, your lame ass didn't bother to read the Terms of Use when you signed up to join the band waggon.

[Phil Jones]

There y'go, PussyBoy. All deleted just for you.

 

Now everyone is going to wonder what you're bytchin' about.

 

BTW, was that actually a pic of you and that's why you were so pissy?

 

LOL!

 

 

[RuMR]

PhilAssWipe...

 

Who are you?

[StevenSeagal]

PhilAssWipe...

 

Who are you?

 

I think he's a troll on loan from the Yahoo! news message boards, where he normally can be found adding thought provoking posts about jacking off into food and ass raping corpses to compliment the racist/political shit that rounds things out over there.

Oh, and he's a choad guzzler.