Recycled Posted May 9, 2006 Posted May 9, 2006 It's Spring in Bellingham. All the WWU eyecandy hotties are running around in minimal clothing looking completely hot. What's a middle-aged lecherous old fart to do? Yeah, I'm happily married and all that, but DAMN there are some tasty morsels out there. What's a new age sensitive male to do? Surely there's no harm looking, but for some reason they all think the drool spots on my shirt are creepy. Help me! Quote
G-spotter Posted May 9, 2006 Posted May 9, 2006 With dark enough sunglasses, no one will see you looking. Then they'll think you're just drooling to lubricate your tongue before you start cleaning the windows. Quote
Recycled Posted May 9, 2006 Author Posted May 9, 2006 Yeah, I use to think that too, but I've been busted before. Quote
DirtyHarry Posted May 9, 2006 Posted May 9, 2006 Find a little vixen that wants to "experiment" with an older couple. Quote
G-spotter Posted May 9, 2006 Posted May 9, 2006 Yeah, I use to think that too, but I've been busted before. Move your EYES not your head! Quote
RogerJ Posted May 9, 2006 Posted May 9, 2006 Move your EYES not your head! Yes wiggling your John Thomas at them is sure to provide unwanted results. Quote
archenemy Posted May 10, 2006 Posted May 10, 2006 It's Spring in Bellingham. All the WWU eyecandy hotties are running around in minimal clothing looking completely hot. What's a middle-aged lecherous old fart to do? Yeah, I'm happily married and all that, but DAMN there are some tasty morsels out there. What's a new age sensitive male to do? Surely there's no harm looking, but for some reason they all think the drool spots on my shirt are creepy. Help me! That's the definition of a sensitive new age guy? Some creep who refers to women as eyecandy and morsels? Sad, very sad. Quote
ZimZam Posted May 10, 2006 Posted May 10, 2006 What's a creepy middle-aged lecherous old fart to do? Help me! Think about some middle aged perv drooling about your daughter. Perhaps that will cure you. Or maybe you can surf the internet and get caught in a sting. Dude go home to your wife and be happy. Quote
archenemy Posted May 10, 2006 Posted May 10, 2006 What's a creepy middle-aged lecherous old fart to do? Help me! Think about some middle aged perv drooling about your daughter. Perhaps that will cure you. Or maybe you can surf the internet and get caught in a sting. Dude go home to your wife and be happy. and don't forget putting in a little effort at making her happy too Quote
EWolfe Posted May 10, 2006 Posted May 10, 2006 If all that good advice should somehow not include your penchant, HornDoggers Anonymous meets every Saturday at 10PM. Quote
roboboy Posted May 10, 2006 Posted May 10, 2006 Recycled, you are a public menace and I suggest that you turn yourself in to your local law enforcement agency immediately. Other than that maybe just leave only footprints, take only photographs. Quote
Dechristo Posted May 10, 2006 Posted May 10, 2006 It's Spring in Bellingham. All the WWU eyecandy hotties are running around in minimal clothing looking completely hot. What's a middle-aged lecherous old fart to do? Yeah, I'm happily married and all that, but DAMN there are some tasty morsels out there. What's a new age sensitive male to do? Help me! Grow up. Then, maybe new found enjoyments will take priority over fantasies you want to wrap around your dick. Until then, use Crabtree & Evelyn products for spankage. Quote
ChrisT Posted May 10, 2006 Posted May 10, 2006 Kind of off topic here, but my son got accepted to Reed College! I'm so proud! Quote
cj001f Posted May 10, 2006 Posted May 10, 2006 Grow up. Then, maybe new found enjoyments will take priority over fantasies you want to wrap around your dick. that sounds like growing dead, not up Quote
Recycled Posted May 10, 2006 Author Posted May 10, 2006 Congrats to him - Reed should be an interesting experience to say the least. So... I get back from a great day at Washington Pass to find a wee bit of hostility coming my way. My post was written very tounge in cheek. NO, I'm not panting after college girls - I have my fill dealing with them as tenants. I DO find it amusing and sad that one occasionally sees suger daddys hitting up students. NO, I'm not one. Phew - I thought this was Spray and a little provocation was all in good humor. Guess I found the new taboo. Quote
G-spotter Posted May 10, 2006 Posted May 10, 2006 NO, I'm not panting after college girls - I have my fill dealing with them as tenants. You got a showercam? Quote
Recycled Posted May 10, 2006 Author Posted May 10, 2006 Nope...I find out way more than I want to anyway. Mr. E actually lives next door to a few of them Quote
EWolfe Posted May 11, 2006 Posted May 11, 2006 Nope...I find out way more than I want to anyway. Mr. E actually lives next door to a few of them Damn! Why didn't we think of the shower-cam? Quote
Dechristo Posted May 11, 2006 Posted May 11, 2006 (edited) I...find a wee bit of hostility coming my way. I thought this was Spray and a little provocation was all in good humor. Guess I found the new taboo. [cafesensitiviosodemeanor]You must forgive me. I've been running on close to empty lately; my hair-stylist cancelled my appointment this week; my Pilates instructor (who knows my inimitable motivational needs) is going to work for Bradgelina; my Barista, who after months of my training her, transferred to another store (bitch!); and, I'm totally upset with my dentist for the length of time she's taking to finish the caps on my teeth. You understand MY angst now, yes? I would be one of the last to constrain another with the puerility of cultural taboos. My God! One of my favorite songs is "Sweetest Taboo" by Sade! Don't you just love her! [/cafesensitiviosodemeanor] [honesty]I've two gorgeous daughters, both in their twenties, that regularly dress in the latest fashion of their age-group which includes unabashed display of breast, camel-toe and coin-slot; they're both accountable for themselves and my only ply on them is love with the commensurate grace of freedom. They're smart (for their age) and I have little compunction in their following their paths through this world. [/honesty] that sounds like growing dead, not up There is no expansive growth until restrictions in mindset are set aside or allowed to die. Or, pertinent to this topic, one should "think outside the box". Edited May 11, 2006 by Dechristo Quote
billcoe Posted May 11, 2006 Posted May 11, 2006 It's Spring in Bellingham. All the WWU eyecandy hotties are running around in minimal clothing looking completely hot. What's a middle-aged lecherous old fart to do? Yeah, I'm happily married and all that, but DAMN there are some tasty morsels out there. What's a new age sensitive male to do? Surely there's no harm looking, but for some reason they all think the drool spots on my shirt are creepy. Help me! _______________________________________________ I'll help out, but first I want to see some pictures. Quote
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