slothrop Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 I was in Portland last week and think I saw Mike Layton at a Japanese restaurant on a date. Now, I only recognize the guy from photos and a cc.com sausagefest or two, but he had that desperate look in his eye that could only come from an alpinist hard-up for some soft female attention. Did he send? Was the pro good? We may never know. Ever the reticent hardman, Mr. Layton's publicist could not be reached for comment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Frieh Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 Rumor has it he has a girlfriend though with climbing season rapidly approaching... I think this will be a true test to see if Mikey truly hates Portland and moves back to Bellingham again this summer... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 next time document your sighting with pictures, please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 if you saw him through a window, it would also be a good idea to start licking the window till he notices you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 Oh, that would have simply been brilliant. 2020 hindsight and all that, drat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Frieh Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 I bet ya either that girl doesn't know what google is or more likely she thinks his name is Michael Smith Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slothrop Posted May 5, 2006 Author Share Posted May 5, 2006 Dr. Michael Smith, veterinarian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 The "off" season lasts about 6 months, but it takes him 5 months to get a girlfriend. Once season starts it takes about 1 month to lose girlfriend. That gives him 2 months out of the year. Good enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 I bet ya either that girl doesn't know what google is or more likely she thinks his name is Michael Smith maybe she's just into realtors? http://www.google.ca/search?hl=en&q=michael+layton&btnG=Google+Search&meta= Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Frieh Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 He better lose her soon or he won't have enought angst to attempt anything this summer Goodbye R/X rating Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kat_Roslyn Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 serenading his girl and also talking with his family Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 serenading his girl He cleans up nice, doesn't he? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 The rumored relationship is on for now but who will win the breakup pool when the season starts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 I'll give it a week after school ends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 I'll give it a week after school ends. i'll go 'price's right' style on yer ass and lay my stake to 1 week 1 day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Camilo Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 I'll take 1 week, 2 days Bob! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willstrickland Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 Oh ye of little faith. 2 months, 6 days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ashw_justin Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 Wow, the Cascade Enquirer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 this could be teh one. Teh One. Sweeps Mike off his feet, knocks him up, and leaves him barefoot at home when he could be climbing. You guys gotta believe in The Power of Love. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 Yeah, join the revolution, man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
layton Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 sushi wasn't the only fishy thing I ate that night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogerJ Posted May 7, 2006 Share Posted May 7, 2006 sushi wasn't the only fishy thing I ate that night Oh did you have some crabs too ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted May 7, 2006 Share Posted May 7, 2006 Farmed tuna? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted May 7, 2006 Share Posted May 7, 2006 You guys gotta believe in The Power of Love. yeah bitches! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
layton Posted May 7, 2006 Share Posted May 7, 2006 I do NOT look like Huey Lewis or Kevin Bacon damnit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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