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clearly, but no need to be so coy, 420 is a day for conspicuous celebration and combustible consumption.

 

tho I think my office co-workers are currently complaining to security, but that just may be the paranoia kicking in.

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clearly, but no need to be so coy, 420 is a day for conspicuous celebration and combustible consumption.

 

tho I think my office co-workers are currently complaining to security, but that just may be the paranoia kicking in.

 

"Smoke 'em if you've got 'em."

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Speed is a drag, it's a big, big drag

Set your mind on fire, make your organ sag.

Coke is a joke, rather take a toke

And be broken and a'chokin' with your brain cells smokin'.

Trippin' on acid makes you flaccid;

DMT too rich for me;

Heroin, aquarium, a nice pine box to bury in.

Marijuana makes me wanna

Eat candy and screw Fiona

With her hair bleached by peroxide

Huffin' on some nitrous oxide.

 

Well I've tried it all and it might sound queer,

But my favorite drug is an ice-cold beer.

 

Beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer,

Beer, beer, beer, beer, we love beer.

 

I get thrills from pills but mostly chills

From Robitussin and a bottle of Nyquil.

XTC's OK with me;

On airplane glue, you sneeze, achoo.

Mohawk boy with a needle in his neck

Nervous wreck, gonna call collect.

Nicotine is so obscene,

And caffeine only makes me mean.

Puff of spray paint ain't so quaint,

It gives you headaches, makes you faint.

Hash is a gas like a blast from the past,

But tryin' to hunt it down is a pain in the ass.

 

Well I've tried it all and it might sound queer,

But my favorite drug is an ice-cold beer.

 

Beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer,

Beer, beer, beer, beer, we love beer."

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let us burn one

from end to end

and pass it over

to me my friend

burn it long, we'll burn it slow

to light me up before i go

 

if you don't like my fire

then don't come around

cause i'm gonna burn one down

yes i'm gonna burn one down

 

my choice is what i choose to do

and if i'm causing no harm

it shouldn't bother you

your choice is who you choose to be

and if your causin' no harm

then you're alright with me

 

if you don't like my fire

then don't come around

cause i'm gonna burn one down

yes i'm gonna burn one down

 

herb the gift from the earth

and what's from the earth

is of the greatest worth

so before you knock it try it first

you'll see it's a blessing

and not a curse

 

if you don't like my fire

then don't come around

cause i'm gonna burn one down

yes i'm gonna burn one down

 

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Well, the 4-20 mini PC featured three: Wayne, me, and Kelly. What happened to the rest of you wanks? The 2 PBRs, 2 black russians, and 8 quesadilla wedges went down rather easily.

 

Kelly and I discovered that Wayne owns a construction site masquerading as a condo.

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