111 Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 I find it ironic that there isnt an emoticon/smiley for climbing, skiing, or sheep(is little bouncy fluffy guy a sheep?) on this website. just a thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mos_Chillin Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 bleeding anus cloud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 iain made one that sez freshiez  this one is a skiier Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
layton Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 bleeding anus cloud. Â i 2nd that motion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ashw_justin Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 I've wanted a helicopter smiley for a long time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 bleeding anus cloud. Â i 2nd that motion Explain exactly under which circumstances one should use the "bleeding anus" gremlin. It could be used to denote suffering, or how things can go terribly wrong, just when everything seems to be going your way. Complaining is already covered by the "wahmbulance" (snugtop). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
111 Posted March 16, 2006 Author Share Posted March 16, 2006 (edited) Â Explain exactly under which circumstances one should use the "bleeding anus" gremlin. Â when you deck onto your belayer's pencil-shaped head Edited March 16, 2006 by 111 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottP Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 bleeding anus cloud. Â i 2nd that motion Explain exactly under which circumstances one should use the "bleeding anus" gremlin. It could be used to denote suffering, or how things can go terribly wrong, just when everything seems to be going your way. Complaining is already covered by the "wahmbulance" (snugtop). Â I happened to be there when the late Earl Redfern told a story in Camp 4 about a fall he once took while leading an A4 pitch right off the ground. He ripped a bunch of placements and landed on a spike of granite that, as he said, ripped his anus. This was back about the time he, John Bagley, Tom Bepler, and Eric Brand were in the valley preparing for the west face of Mt Thor on Baffin Island. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 bleeding anus cloud. Â i 2nd that motion Explain exactly under which circumstances one should use the "bleeding anus" gremlin. It could be used to denote suffering, or how things can go terribly wrong, just when everything seems to be going your way. Complaining is already covered by the "wahmbulance" (snugtop). Â I happened to be there when the late Earl Redfern told a story in Camp 4 about a fall he once took while leading an A4 pitch right off the ground. He ripped a bunch of placements and landed on a spike of granite that, as he said, ripped his anus. This was back about the time he, John Bagley, Tom Bepler, and Eric Brand were in the valley preparing for the west face of Mt Thor on Baffin Island. Â these are the type of stories that make logging on to cc.com everyday worth it all... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweatinoutliquor Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 I fucking love this site... You guys crack me up! Bleeding anus on the first reply... I suppose the closest we have to that is maybe this little guy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foraker Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 Other required gremlins: a) passed out drunk/stoned next to campfire or at a bivy b) bushwacking through devils club c) rescue helicopter d) old dude hitting on partner's girlfriend e) the 'bail' gremlin: kind of like the Mr T gremlin except it says things like 'It's too cold' or 'My leg hurts' or 'I have finals'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyHarry Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 Other required gremlins: a) passed out drunk/stoned next to campfire or at a bivy More accurately, passed out IN the campfire  e) the 'bail' gremlin: kind of like the Mr T gremlin except it says things like 'It's too cold' or 'My leg hurts' or 'I have finals'.  or "Ran out of bacon, have to bail." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 There is a bail smiley; he's just gone before you post... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny_Tuff Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 I thought the bail smiley was for getting out of jail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whirlwind Posted March 16, 2006 Share Posted March 16, 2006 (edited) speaking of anal bleeding... there is a story of the an indian tribe in ohio that told the white men to stay off there land and after they wouldn't the caught 12 men and going through there land and killed 11 right off and the leader of the expedition was taken to a fork in the ohio river. and there they took a 6ft pole and sharpened one end then baried 3ft of the other so it was straigh up from the ground droped dudes pants and sat him on the pole. needless to say he slowly sank till the pole was in the back of his throat, it is said he lived for a little while longer after the fact. they then dressed him up like an indian and left him to be found by the next expidetion. Edited March 16, 2006 by loserfriendly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 Vlad the Impaler would be proud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mos_Chillin Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 Thanks for enriching my life. Â I really needed to know about that. Â Isn't a sufferfest enough for you masochists? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 i bet that "a granite spike did it" is a popular excuse for 2-man parties climbing brokeback mountain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 Are you high? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knelson Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 bleeding anus cloud. Â Not quite as graphic as you want, but you could always use... Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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knotzen Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 OMG! LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billcoe Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 I find it ironic that there isnt an emoticon/smiley for climbing, skiing, or sheep(is little bouncy fluffy guy a sheep?) on this website. just a thought. Â spiderman isn't a wall climber? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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