111 Posted February 21, 2006 Posted February 21, 2006 Dru, when are you going to hit 30,000 posts? What is the title below the username going to be? "God"? This thread now accepting bets on a date for when he hits 30,000. Quote
Dru Posted February 21, 2006 Posted February 21, 2006 If you accept bets in a forum I can read, all bets are off cause I can throw the pool so whoever bribes me the most wins. Quote
foraker Posted February 22, 2006 Posted February 22, 2006 Sorry, he's not going to turn 30,000 for a few more thousand posts. He's going to remain 29,000+ for awhile. It's harder to get dates with the hotties when you cross that 30,000 mark. Quote
EWolfe Posted February 22, 2006 Posted February 22, 2006 Chuck Norris must never get any, by that logic. Makes perfect sense! Quote
Mos_Chillin Posted February 22, 2006 Posted February 22, 2006 Who wants 30,000 posts anyway? Dubious honor, as is anything over 500. Get an avatar, Pal. Quote
Chaps Posted February 22, 2006 Posted February 22, 2006 so people just are who they are moschillin. what does this little guy mean? Quote
Mos_Chillin Posted February 22, 2006 Posted February 22, 2006 Check yo'self and see what's right. Quote
Alasdair Posted February 22, 2006 Posted February 22, 2006 Dru, when are you going to hit 30,000 posts? What is the title below the username going to be? "God"? This thread now accepting bets on a date for when he hits 30,000. Edit to original post: Dru, when are you going to get a girlfriend? What is the title below the username going to be? "Need to get laid"? This thread now accepting bets on when Dru will get a date. Quote
Squid Posted February 22, 2006 Posted February 22, 2006 Hah, you know little, grasshopper. Dru is the fly Cassanova with the frankincense odor; he's got more dates than a four-year calendar. He honestly is god's gift to women. He only posts so that the poor girls get a bit of downtime. Quote
111 Posted February 22, 2006 Author Posted February 22, 2006 Get an avatar, Pal. Was that towards me? Quote
Distel32 Posted February 22, 2006 Posted February 22, 2006 Hah, you know little, grasshopper. Dru is the fly Cassanova with the frankincense odor; he's got more dates than a four-year calendar. He honestly is god's gift to women. He only posts so that the poor girls get a bit of downtime. I remember one of those dates in the forests of Hope, BC. We sat by the lake, caressed rocks with our little brushes and ended with some crash pad slap and tickle.....oh the beauty Quote
Dechristo Posted February 22, 2006 Posted February 22, 2006 Too much information ... FAAAGGUH! Where's your filthy mind going? Distel gave too little information: it was an uber-secret double date with Araceli Segarra and Annabelle Bond - he was just trying to be a genitalman. The pity was they're both voyeurs... they only swished their little brushes and watched while Ara & Anna worked up a sweat. Quote
StevenSeagal Posted February 22, 2006 Posted February 22, 2006 30,000 posts? My god. That's an injustice. I need to kick somebody's ass. Any takers? Quote
Chuck_Norris Posted February 22, 2006 Posted February 22, 2006 You bring your whole crew...those clowns from the A-Team, your Dukes of Hazzard butt buddies, and I've heard how warmly you were accepted on your guest appearance of Bosom Buddies....and you all stand in a line with a lump of coal in your mouth. One round house kick, and I'm crush them all into the largest diamond in the world...and give it to your mom. Your mom really likes that diamond I gave her the other day...but you can tell her it is cubic zirconia....she is a fool just like you Seagull. Now check me kicking it with a hottie: HIIIII-YAAAAAA! ....scared ya, didn't I? Quote
sweatinoutliquor Posted February 22, 2006 Posted February 22, 2006 What is her hand resting on here? Quote
Chuck_Norris Posted February 22, 2006 Posted February 22, 2006 ya...you got it...that isn't her knee. Quote
StevenSeagal Posted February 22, 2006 Posted February 22, 2006 ya...you got it...that isn't her knee. Had to get out the pump again, eh Chuckie? Quote
Chuck_Norris Posted February 22, 2006 Posted February 22, 2006 you have to strap on to get any action, chump. Quote
Chuck_Norris Posted February 22, 2006 Posted February 22, 2006 Very 3rd grade of you. You're weak. Quote
111 Posted February 22, 2006 Author Posted February 22, 2006 come on now ladies, you two have your own thread to banter about like little school girls. This one was designed to rip on Dru, not discuss which one of you can suck a bigger cock. Quote
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