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Shan

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1. Clip bolts, boulder, or otherwise ensure your climbing activities remain no more than one rope-length off the deck. Nothing is less sexy to the fairer sex than the possibility of getting benighted halfway up some godforsaken wall in some godforsaken wilderness with nothing but a rope, a rack, and an empty Nalgene bottle--oh, and your sorry, epic-bound ass. The promise of a pint and a Caesar salad, followed up by a comfy sleeping environment is critical. Any woman who does acquiesce to your wayward multipitch desires will doubtless need a shave and a bath, and should be fled from post-haste.

 

You will find equal adventure and she will experience greater satisfaction if you just go shopping at Bellevue Square instead.

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chicks dig me

 

only cause you always have a couple OZs of the chron hahaha.gifsmileysex5.gif

Girls are sadistic, materialistic, looking for a man makes them opportunistic.

You are right, they are all the same. Exactly the same.

thank you for your articulate, lucent, powerful insight.

 

and the nefarious female misses another pop culture reference ... one that isn't exactly recent.

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