Random Unsolicited Input Thread!

[EWolfe]

[Gidget]

OK, I will bite.

 

I guess you as bored I I right now.

[ScottP]

It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing.

[archenemy]

do wap do wa do wa do wa

[Off_White]

Don't put those wires in your mouth.

[EWolfe]

"Hold my beer and watch this!"

[Gidget]

Half the people love me

half the people want me dead

I am the angel of death

with my rhymes against humanity

teeter tottering between brilliance and insanity

[Gidget]

Grandma loves you but you can't have another drag from her smoke until you get me another martini.

[Off_White]

No beans up your nose.

[Double_E]

GODDAM MOTHERFUCKIN SHIT FUCK PISS COCKSUCKIN FELCHING PIECE OF SHIT DOGFUCKIN BITCHES!!!!!

 

 

 

OK.. just had to get that out of my system.

 

 

Lex and I drove up to Rainier this morning for the 10+ inches of freshiez... and .... wouldnt ya know it, the piss-ant ranger biiatch at the entrance station tells us the road to Paradise wasn't gonna be open at ALL today, cuz they got so much snow yesterday and this morning. god damn cocksuckin federal government .... yep. our tax dollars at work.

 

(explaination, for those who don't go to Rainier in the winter) .... they always plow the road to Longmire, but after a heavy snow, they sometimes don't finish plowing, and open, the road to Paradise till 10 or 11 am... and I'd forgotten that sometimes, just a FEW times per year, they don't open it at ALL on that given day.

 

 

FAAACCKK!!!!!! i SO wanted to go skiing today... woulda been my first of the year. Didn't really feel like bustin a move up to Crystal or somewheres like that, woulda spent like almost the whole day driving. And I can't go tomorrow... I guess I could cancel me other plans, but don't want to.

 

So, it ended up being a four-hour road trip. oh well. whatever. good times and talks with Lex, this guy I just met from TAY.com. We'll probably go next weekend, if the snow's good enuf.

 

 

 

Thanks for reading me rants. And maybe you should thank ME now, since this'll make you feel better about being lazy around the house on a Saturday morning.

[pope]

Go the night before. Biv-wack in the John at Narada Falls. Heat, running water and benches for crashing are provided by Uncle Sam. What a country!

[EWolfe]

I really think you should see a Doctor about that condition.

[pope]

Bivouac. That's French for "mistake". Big Lou said it. I believe it.

[foraker]

Yay! Doom! Didya send my taquitos yet!?

[EWolfe]

Suzi Sez:

 

Build a man a fire

keep him warm for a day

 

Set a man on fire

keep him warm for the rest of his life.

[EWolfe]

Another Suzism:

 

Give a man a fish, feed him for a day,

 

hit a man upside the head with a fish

and he'll stop bummin food off ya

[TREETOAD]

 

GODDAM MOTHERFUCKIN SHIT FUCK PISS COCKSUCKIN FELCHING PIECE OF SHIT DOGFUCKIN BITCHES!!!!!

 

Tourettes?

[Weekend_Climberz]

the road to Paradise wasn't gonna be open at ALL today

Damn dude that sucks, I spent all day working on my shower at home recaulking and putting it back together. West Seattle Pub Club soon? Going to Chad Kellog on Wednesday, maybe hit Legends or some other dive afterwards?

[Dru]

You should stop wiping when the paper stays clean.

[olyclimber]

[whirlwind]

young hookers are better because

 

you can't teach an old bitch how to perform new tricks

[Stonehead]

[TREETOAD]

 

Smmmokin!!!

[knotzen]

[archenemy]

young hookers are better because

 

you can't teach an old bitch how to perform new tricks

That's because she already knows them all, son.