olyclimber Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 its really the perfect new avatar for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 It *is* me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Took me a week to shed my thin skin:Â Â Crazy JZ was right. Â Now, where was I? Â Â You are weak and lacking in self control. Fifty push-ups, as quickly as possible, then wait in a horse stance for further instructions! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted November 4, 2005 Author Share Posted November 4, 2005 Can I borrow a coed for those push-ups? Â No horse stance for you, Mr. Enumclaw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Frieh Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 NOLSe's stupid flames  Those weren't flames.  If you are going to make a comparison make sure there is some legitimacy to your claims. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 No horse stance for you, Mr. Enumclaw. Â Â To (poorly) paraphrase one of the classic scenes from Fear & Loathing in LV: Â "Back door beauty?" Â "I KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!" Â "What? Relax, it's the name of a horse!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotzen Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Entertainment at it finest. I can't look away. If only there were sound, everything would be complete. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 NOLSe's stupid flames  Those weren't flames.  If you are going to make a comparison make sure there is some legitimacy to your claims.  Ya, post your resume-significant climbs spreadsheet and the number of years of retail experience you have before you start comparing flame heat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted November 5, 2005 Share Posted November 5, 2005 No horse stance for you, Mr. Enumclaw. Â Â To (poorly) paraphrase one of the classic scenes from Fear & Loathing in LV: Â "Back door beauty?" Â "I KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!" Â "What? Relax, it's the name of a horse!" Â "the question mark was emphasized" Â "i gotta take a lotta shit in here but i don't have to take it from some spic pimp" Â "well anyone who knows anything knows that" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted November 7, 2005 Share Posted November 7, 2005 Entertainment at it finest. I can't look away. If only there were sound, everything would be complete. Just let the soundtrack in your head play "The Macarena" while watching. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted November 7, 2005 Author Share Posted November 7, 2005 NOLSe's stupid flames  Those weren't flames.  If you are going to make a comparison make sure there is some legitimacy to your claims.   Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted November 7, 2005 Share Posted November 7, 2005 NOLSe's stupid flames  Those weren't flames.  If you are going to make a comparison make sure there is some legitimacy to your claims.  NOLSe, Mr. E and Layton have been around long enough to know relatively where their route stands...there are often indirect ways of comparing...they know people that have climbed there, they know how hard or not those people climbed AND they've climbed at other places that are considered both soft (squish) or standard/hard (index, joshuatree, yosemite, etc.) by the general climbing community...  I'm not quite sure where you get off judging their statements of the difficulty of their route without having climbed their route...  I can point to the simple fact that you yourself have said you climb harder in the alpine than at Smith and yet you trash talk smith and its ratings, so you are a bit incongruous yourself...i could argue that you don't even know the rating scale...i won't, but i could... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted November 7, 2005 Share Posted November 7, 2005 Mr.E, Â You are still a bird-fucking tool, though... Â gives new meaning to chokin' yer chicken... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted November 7, 2005 Share Posted November 7, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpinfox Posted November 7, 2005 Share Posted November 7, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted November 7, 2005 Author Share Posted November 7, 2005 Mr.E, Â You are still a bird-fucking tool, though... Â gives new meaning to chokin' yer chicken... Â You still pissed about the dwarf-tossing incident? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted November 7, 2005 Share Posted November 7, 2005 That's your nick name for your little unit? Is that what she calls it? "Dwarf"?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted November 7, 2005 Author Share Posted November 7, 2005 Only in the sense that it dwarfs your package! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted November 7, 2005 Share Posted November 7, 2005 This is getting good! Keep it going yall! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted November 7, 2005 Share Posted November 7, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 Only in the sense that it dwarfs your package! doubtful, seein' as your capable of chicken/bird fucking... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted November 8, 2005 Author Share Posted November 8, 2005 Aha! The Old Redirect! Brilliant! Â I know, you were just "helping" that turkey into the oven... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 See new thread title. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stonehead Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted November 8, 2005 Share Posted November 8, 2005 Aha! The Old Redirect! Brilliant! I know, you were just "helping" that turkey into the oven...  We eat LARGE animals at thanksgiving...so, get your terminology right, that was no turkey....that was a PIG...  now, off to screwin' canaries with you... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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