catbirdseat Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 This thread + bobbyperu = spray time Dude, what's the matter with you? Bobby's post was so on topic. It was the high point of this thread and you went and made him delete it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr._Natural Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 dood did you call me booby...but anyway, you of all people should know i'm always good for funny story, did you catch the deleted post? i think the mention of getting dome-shots in Beckeys bed was taken as dissrespectful   oh and about your class being "boring as fuck" lemme guess...theres prolly a sexy co-ed within 15' of you right now...i know theres no chance i'd ever be able to focus in college...  talent abound but they dress like fucking eskimos this time of year . now where is the thermostat? about the toung in the ass thing, i notice you made no reference to species. "bad dog, umm actually....." cheers bobby, thanks for saving this dumb ass thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texplorer Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 Summer Resume- -Moved to Vegas -Did first A4 pitch (South Seas to P.O. on el cap) -First el cap solo (Zodiac -4 days) -learned to make my own rivet hangers and copperheads -placed first RURP, piton, and copperheads (that I had made myself) -climbed in 105+ heat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texplorer Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 as far as my sexual escapades. . . well, what happens in vegas. . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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bobbyperu Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 talent abound but they dress like fucking eskimos this time of year . now where is the thermostat? about the toung in the ass thing, i notice you made no reference to species. "bad dog, umm actually....." cheers bobby, thanks for saving this dumb ass thread. Â seriously...loose the puffy coats and shit, this is college ie; fashion show... Â the tongue in ass thing: you must be thinkin of that other time at the inner(course)walls @ index...that was fun stuff, Â i'm getting ready to lead up, and she comes over to give me a good-luck kiss...moments later were buck naked save for climbing shoes, harnesses on the ground ( mine still tied in, with gear hanging off)well were up against the base of toxic shock, i'm holding her up off the ground pressed against the wall, were doin it well, and all of a sudden i get this big lick right on my ass, "oohhhh...hi mia"... "what?"... " i think your dog wants in on the action"... "thats hot" so when we finish up i just walk on over, pull the shorts on, slide the harness back on...still tied in, and float on up...thats a great sex spot, and the climbings not bad either Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 ohh c'mon pete, 19 is soooo legal... Â hey that's like 30 in sheep years isn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slaphappy Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 Bobby- seriously I understand your appreciation for coffee box girls, I mean, I like them as well (particularly the "1/2 my age" variety) and had a great summer "exploring" various outdoor hot spots. Â My problem here is what about our fantastic sessions of pure man love? Do they not mean anything to you? The star filled bivies, the constant flirting, the inadvertant "bumps" at tight belays, the man musk... you remember the trip to The Great Polish Towers, don't you? Call me jealous but it only seems appropriate to mention at least one of these fantastic get togethers. You know what my other special "climbing" partner says, "it's not gay if you're only experimenting"... and it seems there's a little experimentation in all of us! Â I'm looking forward to our next overnighter, Â -slap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter_Puget Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 I am just glad this thread isn't in the ROCK CLIMBING FORUM! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slaphappy Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 Peter, don't be jealous, our trips are special too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter_Puget Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 Let's just say I've had enough "Man musk" for a lifetime! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyperu Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 omfg...dood im yes i remeber...ohh do i remeber i just wasn't sure if the forums were ready for it...but yes it was special to me too, and boy do i look forward to the next time  p.s. i'm coming off the hill tonight, i still wanna see the pics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cman Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 where is this sex and climbing post? must be good to get everyone all fired up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texplorer Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 I take it that noone is posting anything means they got no sex or climbed anything significant either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 I climbed yo mama Wasn't no FA though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigwalling Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 I got lost going to my bivy... tex was there I think, the 1 minute walk turned into 20 minutes. Then when i found it I took the good flat spot for myself. Â I managed to scream much of this one night... tex heard that too. I partied and met cool friends and we made bigger plans for this next year. See liquor and drugs will are the way of climbing big! Saddly I can't climb 5.13 routes no matter how fucked I am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialed Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 I take it that noone is posting anything means they got no sex or climbed anything significant either. Â I could spray about how I know from first hand experience how your sister likes it in the ass, but apparently you'd be too busy making rivet hangers for the 5949490th ascent of some El Cap aid gayfest to give a fuck anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony_Bentley Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 slap and revkev eh? When we broke up in 2003 I didn't know you were hangin with HIM! Bitch! Â Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chelle Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 I am just glad this thread isn't in the ROCK CLIMBING FORUM! Maybe it should be since it's all about rock climbing adventure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billcoe Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 I take it that noone is posting anything means they got no sex or climbed anything significant either. Â I'm embarrased to say that is indeed the case. Â Also, people who have done great TR, like Mike and Erik just did a rockin FA of 2500' face on Mox peak, they have a long and interesting TR thread going already. Should they also add it here and get to see more pics of chestbeating monkees or spray bottles posted by folks mostly sitting in a cushy armchair appear? Probably better not to do that as nobody critizes you for talking about sheep sex or incest. Â BTW: Did you note your South Seas and Zodiac (solo?) on this thread yet? If not, there ya are. Nice job Tex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigwalling Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 HAHAHA, we have(had) video footage of tex on Zodiac, it is a how to video of bigwall shitting...HAHAHA. Saddly the footage all got stolen! We will never get to see me on the surfboard again! It was so funny because my buddy yells something up and I'm just mumbling and saying stuff totally wrong, that is what happens with a few big OEs and a bunch of vodka. Taging vodka once you hit first rivet speeds pitch up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCash Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 Attached is my resume. 507644-Resume.doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texplorer Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 Thanks bill, The sprayers can revel in their original derogatory comments. I didn't say that what I did was all that great, just listed it. So what if I am the 10,000th person to climb Zodiac or whatever route. For me it is really about expanding your own horizons and challenging yourself. Â Periodically I try to assess what I have done and push my comfort zone a little further. This year I have had a lot less time to push my free climbing limits so I focused a little more on aid. Admittedly, I was nervous heading up my first A4 wall, getting to know the sketchier aid paraphernalia, and soloing an el cap wall. Things were actually easier than I had imagined but it was still a fun and a good learning experience. Â I might add that bigwaller at the beginning of last summer hadn't ever been 400ft off the ground and by the end of this summer he was cranking out A5's and putting up FA's in the bugaboos. I especially loved his ascent of plastic surgery disaster where I think they hauled up more weight in beer than in gear. They also had some appropriate reading material for that ascent (porno-mags). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billcoe Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 Tex, 90 percent of us are glad to hear what you are up too. I sure am. I bet the people who have climbed South Seas on this site are a signifigant minority.  You may be it as far as that kind of a count goes:  I remember Bigwaller saying that he'd never been higher than 400' off the deck before you guys did Tangerine Trip. Pretty shocking stuff! He must have had a great partner and solid headspace to go on so high and so fast.  When's he gonna check in with something amazing and interesting and get dissed by some armchair quarterback anyway?  Take care and good luck with school  Bill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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