specialed Posted December 9, 2004 Posted December 9, 2004 I can't see the hotty climbing in a skirt Quote
RuMR Posted December 9, 2004 Author Posted December 9, 2004 the website had an automatic trad goat-fokker detector built into it...obviously you set it off, so no dice for you Quote
sexual_chocolate Posted December 10, 2004 Posted December 10, 2004 Well then. Considering my predilection for goats, I won't even try. But thanks though! Quote
iain Posted December 10, 2004 Posted December 10, 2004 the funniest part is the super-attentive spotter Quote
bigwalling Posted December 10, 2004 Posted December 10, 2004 the website had an automatic trad goat-fokker detector built into it...obviously you set it off, so no dice for you HAHAHAHAHA Quote
bigwalling Posted December 10, 2004 Posted December 10, 2004 that video is oollllddd  yep, i remember someone posting that one a while ago, probably another site though. Quote
lancegranite Posted December 10, 2004 Posted December 10, 2004 She is very nice in person, we had dinner last year. Quote
RuMR Posted December 10, 2004 Author Posted December 10, 2004 that video is oollllddd  oldie but goodie Quote
Szyjakowski Posted December 10, 2004 Posted December 10, 2004 damn,you must be really famous...you get all the celebrities at your house. Quote
selkirk Posted December 10, 2004 Posted December 10, 2004 I think bouldering in a skirt is definite safety risk, think of all the distracted belayers and climbers! There could be some serious problems with people so distracted. I think we can all agree on this, and the most direct solution would be for her to just take it off Quote
specialed Posted December 10, 2004 Posted December 10, 2004 the website had an automatic trad goat-fokker detector built into it...obviously you set it off, so no dice for you  I knew my goat fucking habit would close some doors for me later in life. Couldn't help myself though. Damn. Quote
ken4ord Posted December 10, 2004 Posted December 10, 2004 I can't see the hotty climbing in a skirt  Poor sucka! Quote
chelle Posted December 14, 2004 Posted December 14, 2004 Because the chicas won't give them the time of day. Quote
specialed Posted December 14, 2004 Posted December 14, 2004 The time of day isn't what most guys are looking for. Quote
Uncle_Tricky Posted December 16, 2004 Posted December 16, 2004 So I was at a fine establishment in Idaho recently. I was sitting on a tractor seat. That's what the barstools there are topped with. This old homer looks over at me and gestures with his beer our the window. Â "Do you see that stone wall out there? I built that. I carried the rocks by hand from miles around. It took me seven years." Â The was some serious shit wall that stretched off as far as the eye could see. I nodded, impressed. Â "But do you think they call me Gus The Wall Builder? Noooo!" Â A few minutes later he looked up from his brew, his rheumy eyes staring at me. Â "You see that bridge over there?" Â He pointed with his white wiskered chin out the window. There was a massive bridge over a little creek. Fir trees the size of the Washington fucking Monument spanned this little trickle. Â "I built that bridge. I cut those trees with me god blasted hatchet I did. Took me a year--for each tree." Â "But do they call me Gus The Bridge Builder? Noooo!" Â A few minutes later the old guy apparently revives. He gestures out the window with a long dead Gunsmoke brand cigarette. Â "You see that house across the road?" Â I nodded. The thing was a masterwork of timbers and stone. A literal goddamn castle. Â "I built that house. One piece at a time with nothing but a crosscut saw and a sledgehammer. It took me nineteen years." Â "But do they call me Gus The Housebuilder? NOOOOO!!!!!" Â Gus looked at me, furious, despondant, bewildered. Â "But you fuck one goat..." Quote
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