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"Shit Jack. Can't you do any better than that, he looks somebody just shot him to death, for chris' sake!"

 

"As you can see, the vital areas are highlighted in day-glo orange. Don't bother aiming for the green and brown parts, that'll just make 'em cry out bring more of 'em, and that'd just be wasteful."

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Shortly after being photographed, three hunters were killed by armed members of ALF.

 

"Doesn't it seem rather arbitrary that humans would enjoy protection from murder while innocent animals don't?", says ALF member Flame Keeper.

 

In reaction to these events, lawmakers have introduced a bill outlawing all hunting and other murder of animals;

most hunters interviewed felt relief, realizing the emotional guilt they had carried for so many years might now come to an end.

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Shortly after being photographed, three hunters were killed by armed members of ALF.

 

"Doesn't it seem rather arbitrary that humans would enjoy protection from murder while innocent animals don't?", says ALF member Flame Keeper.

 

In reaction to these events, lawmakers have introduced a bill outlawing all hunting and other murder of animals;

most hunters interviewed felt relief, realizing the emotional guilt they had carried for so many years might now come to an end.

I just want to barf. God, I hope you are kidding.

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