Skeezix Posted October 23, 2004 Posted October 23, 2004 "Normal people. I hate 'em. Normal people go through life trying to avoid tense situations. [Pause] Repo men go trough life trying to get into tense situations." Quote
olyclimber Posted October 23, 2004 Posted October 23, 2004 "I don't want to buy anything, sell anything or process anything. I don't want to buy anything sold, bought or processed, sell anything bought, sold or processed or process anything sold bought or processed as a career." Quote
SnowByrd Posted October 23, 2004 Posted October 23, 2004 Heed! Pants!...now! Â "Boy! Pants! Now!" Â "Look at the size of his heed! Its like an Orange on a Toothpick!" Â (said in a fake Scottish accent) Quote
Squid Posted October 23, 2004 Posted October 23, 2004 "I don't want to buy anything, sell anything or process anything. I don't want to buy anything sold, bought or processed, sell anything bought, sold or processed or process anything sold bought or processed as a career." Â Â I was trying to remember this one!! Quote
Squid Posted October 23, 2004 Posted October 23, 2004 Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Â Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Â Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suit on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life. Â But why would I want to do a thing like that? Â I chose not to choose life. I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin? Quote
scott_harpell Posted October 23, 2004 Posted October 23, 2004 Mmmm... Trainspotting. Achieves in one film what the Regean administration failed to do with billions. Quote
Skeezix Posted October 23, 2004 Posted October 23, 2004 "You new in town?" "Naw. I'm the same. Town's new." Quote
Dan_Harris Posted October 24, 2004 Posted October 24, 2004 Strange women rising from ponds brandishing swords is no reason for a system of government. Â He said "watery tarts" Thank you. I have trouble remembering my own name, let alone exact movie quotes. Quote
glacier Posted October 24, 2004 Posted October 24, 2004 "We can't pick up Sloane in your car. Mr. Rooney would never believe Mr. Peterson drives that piece of shit." "It's not a piece of shit." "It is a piece of shit. Don't worry about it. I don't even have a piece of shit. I have to envy yours." Â "Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it." Quote
EWolfe Posted October 24, 2004 Posted October 24, 2004 Miller: (poking at burnbarrel with stick) "Ya see, the more you drive, the less intelligent you become." Â "I've always relied on the kindness of strangers" Â Elwood: We've got a full tank of gas,half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses." Jake: "Hit it!" Quote
Double_E Posted October 24, 2004 Posted October 24, 2004 GUY ON ROOFTOP: "The sheriff is a nii.. "<<BELL CHIMES>> ".. !" CROWD: "What's that?" "What did he say?" GUY IN CROWD: "I think he said the sheriff is near!" CROWD: "Oh great!!" "Excellent!!" [repeat 4 or 5 times] Â Â (amazing, the comedic power of repetition...) Quote
nonanon Posted October 25, 2004 Posted October 25, 2004 "There is no right house. There is no right car." Quote
EWolfe Posted October 25, 2004 Posted October 25, 2004 "I'm sure you know what you're doing, but I wonder if you know what it means" Â Â -Casablanca Quote
Ricardo_Montalban Posted October 25, 2004 Posted October 25, 2004 "Lane, I've been going to this high school for 7 years! I'm no dummy." Â "Look...this is pure snow! Do you realize what the street value of this mountain is?!?!" Quote
Squid Posted October 25, 2004 Posted October 25, 2004 "Inconceivable!" Â "My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." Â "Have fun storming the castle!" Quote
EWolfe Posted October 25, 2004 Posted October 25, 2004 "We are French! Why do you think we speak with this outrageous accent?" King: "What're you doing in England?" French: "Mind you own business, sons of a silly person! You father was a hamster, and your mother smelled of elderberries!" King: "Is there someone else up there we can talk to?" French: "No! Now go away or I will be forced to taunt you a second time!" Â Quote
glacier Posted October 25, 2004 Posted October 25, 2004 "Bluto's right, psychotic, but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now, we could fight 'em with conventional weapons, that could take years, and cost millions of lives. No, in this case, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture, be done on somebody's part." Quote
glacier Posted October 25, 2004 Posted October 25, 2004 "It's K-K-K-Ken, c-c-c-coming to k-k-k-kill me! How are you going to c-c-c-catch me, K-K-K-Ken?" Quote
Jim Posted October 25, 2004 Posted October 25, 2004 "I thought you said your dog didn't bite!!" Â "That's not my dog" Quote
glacier Posted October 25, 2004 Posted October 25, 2004 "Are you telling me that you built a time machine out of a DeLorean? –The way I see it, if you're going to build a time machine into a car, why not do it with some style?"  "If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles-per-hour you're going to see some serious shit." Quote
Squid Posted October 25, 2004 Posted October 25, 2004 You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. Â We are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. Quote
Kitergal Posted October 25, 2004 Posted October 25, 2004 Do I have a mark on my face?? It hurts right here...not so much here...or there...but right here?? Â Did you eat paint-chips as a kid? Â Fat guy in a little coat!! Quote
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