payaso Posted September 2, 2004 Posted September 2, 2004 I think one of my faves has to be "Groping for Oprah's Navel." Too bad I can't climb 5.10. Quote
TrailPair Posted September 2, 2004 Posted September 2, 2004 On the east side of the mountains there is a hike in an area called "Whiskey Dick" Quote
Ponzini Posted September 2, 2004 Posted September 2, 2004 Too Drunk to Fu*K (back of the Chief) Quote
iain Posted September 2, 2004 Posted September 2, 2004 I found this hilarious website that has some funny route names Another site to try is this one They just keep coming! Quote
fenderfour Posted September 2, 2004 Posted September 2, 2004 Titties and Beer Icicle canyon. BTW - someone needs to fix their link. (how embarrasing) Quote
iain Posted September 2, 2004 Posted September 2, 2004 BTW - someone needs to fix their link. (how embarrasing) STFU n00b my link is pristine. maybe you should stop logging in with your hamster-powered abacus. Pwned once again. Quote
Off_White Posted September 2, 2004 Posted September 2, 2004 I always liked "Snotty Iain" even if it is only a 3rd class route on Mt. Hood. Quote
iain Posted September 2, 2004 Posted September 2, 2004 pffft I don't see anyone onsighting it yet. Quote
sobo Posted September 3, 2004 Posted September 3, 2004 Momentary Lapse of Reason but then again, I'm biased, since I put it up. Quote
Szyjakowski Posted September 3, 2004 Posted September 3, 2004 yeah and you stole the name from floyd too! Quote
sobo Posted September 3, 2004 Posted September 3, 2004 Precisely, but I wouldn't call it "stealing". I "borrowed" it and gave them full credit. You see, I was in a big PF haze back then, and before each trip up to this area, I would jam to my MLOR tape (yes, sad, a tape), especially Learning to Fly. So in a way, they got credit. Agreed? Quote
Alpinfox Posted September 3, 2004 Posted September 3, 2004 "Fred said 'No'" an Alpinfox/MisterE original route with thanks to DavidW for the name. Quote
slothrop Posted September 3, 2004 Posted September 3, 2004 All-Purpose Duck. Why is that name weirdly funny to me? Quote
Alpinfox Posted September 3, 2004 Posted September 3, 2004 Ducks are funny. And an "all-purpose" duck? Well that's just comedic genius. Quote
bigwalling Posted September 3, 2004 Posted September 3, 2004 Plastic Surgery Disaster, World of Pain, It's So Aweful, Get Whacked, Satanic Ritual Abuse, Disorderly Conduct, Nightmare on California Street, and Crysal Cyclone. Quote
larrythellama Posted September 3, 2004 Posted September 3, 2004 the oprah route is super soft for the grade, more like 5.8 with a 5.10 move thrown in. you can tell by 1st ascent team that it is overgraded. Quote
Juan Posted September 3, 2004 Posted September 3, 2004 Isn't there a route called "Hot Cherry Bendover." In Squamish? Erik Snyder: You call but then hang up. Are we ever going to see you again? Sharp Quote
Jens Posted September 3, 2004 Posted September 3, 2004 I'll second---- "Cunning Stunt" @ index "Pop Goes the Tendon" @ tieton "Split Beaver' @ Squamish Quote
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