RuMR Posted October 5, 2004 Posted October 5, 2004 Give it a rest, yo. Isn't this thread supposed to be about the Smith gathering? If I come down uber-late on Friday night/crack o' dawn Saturday morning ... where are the majority of folks camping and will there be any identifying markers that it is cc.com central? B why should i give it a rest? I'm bored...its fun takin' potshots at the hall monitor
ken4ord Posted October 5, 2004 Posted October 5, 2004 BrezzyD, Alpinfox was not lying at least verbally
Alpinfox Posted October 5, 2004 Posted October 5, 2004 BrezzyD, Alpinfox was not lying at least verbally I remember that bush!
glassgowkiss Posted October 5, 2004 Posted October 5, 2004 it's going to be sending frienzy this weekend. nolsy is going to os scarface and downrate it to 12a, fucking team pope/cavemen is goint to os to bolt while protecting it with tri-cams and hooks and rate it pg. layton is going to demostrate proper usage of velcro gloves (both for climbing and non climbing). oh yeah, one more little note. for all you stick clipping wankers. caution. my friend used to have one. soon he found himself sucking cock for wine money in the dihedrals...
skyclimb Posted October 5, 2004 Posted October 5, 2004 it's going to be sending frienzy this weekend. nolsy is going to os scarface and downrate it to 12a, fucking team pope/cavemen is goint to os to bolt while protecting it with tri-cams and hooks and rate it pg. layton is going to demostrate proper usage of velcro gloves (both for climbing and non climbing). oh yeah, one more little note. for all you stick clipping wankers. caution. my friend used to have one. soon he found himself sucking cock for wine money in the dihedrals... YEAH! and watch out for the cow poo when you pass out, that SHIT sucks
sexual_chocolate Posted October 5, 2004 Posted October 5, 2004 From what I understand, and I could be totally wrong, most routes at Smith are sandbagged. You have been misled... smith grades are fluffier than the down coats worn by the grade inflators themselves (aka sportos) btw, what's your hardest route rp and os at smith (for you)? calling your shit wanker. you talk big, but i think you are talking out of your ass. and what hard routes have you done there. Alright bigboy, care to share your harder sends also? Only since you challenged someone else, of course....
glassgowkiss Posted October 5, 2004 Posted October 5, 2004 i don't know about you, but word sticks would be better. oh i forgot, how can u tell your roomate is gay?
sexual_chocolate Posted October 5, 2004 Posted October 5, 2004 And since you've lived there for 9 whole years, and you've got such a badass attitude, I bet you've climbed some pretty hard ones, right?
glassbonghits Posted October 5, 2004 Posted October 5, 2004 Are you threatening me? I AM THE GREAT BUNGHOLIO!!! You will give me TP!
glassgowkiss Posted October 5, 2004 Posted October 5, 2004 (edited) well, let me see. how about rude boys, churning, darkness for starters. spon in the hidden forest cave, but that one was only 12a time's up, aggro monkey, fuck it was so many years ago. oxygen. fuck, i just noticed my copy of smith guide is gone. anyway- just a few off the top of my head. enough or you still want me to scan my memory for more? Edited October 5, 2004 by glassgowkiss
sexual_chocolate Posted October 5, 2004 Posted October 5, 2004 ahh shit dog! After 9 years, that's all ya got? Are you fat? Or perhaps....Polish?
Dru Posted October 5, 2004 Posted October 5, 2004 I was reading this old Climbing mag and here I find someone named Robert Rogoz(belayer) describing Elie Chevieux "near onsight" of Badman: "He was skipping clips, falling, grabbing draws, and it was totally rad when he sent it!"
glassgowkiss Posted October 6, 2004 Posted October 6, 2004 so hey brown-butt-nugget. so what hard riggs did you send?
glassgowkiss Posted October 6, 2004 Posted October 6, 2004 dru, first of all these were not my words. gia rote something to climbing, of course without consulting me about it. later on franklin used my picture for their full page add without my concent. sore subject.
Alpinfox Posted October 6, 2004 Posted October 6, 2004 well, let me see. how about rude boys, churning, darkness for starters. spon in the hidden forest cave, but that one was only 12a time's up, aggro monkey, fuck it was so many years ago. oxygen. fuck, i just noticed my copy of smith guide is gone. anyway- just a few off the top of my head. enough or you still want me to scan my memory for more? Pffftt! 13c? That thing is soft like kitten. Check my tick list yo! Cinnamon Slab, Easy Reader, Moscow, Instant Replay, and oh yeah... a little wonder called SUPER SLAB!!! Those are some sick riggs man. You wanna step to this?
SnowByrd Posted October 6, 2004 Posted October 6, 2004 Nooo...A hual bag race is when you put an adult climber in a bag and somebody at an anchor hauls the bag and climber up the rock. The bag body can use hands on the face but must keep legs in the bag. It's more fun if you can race side by side but a stop watched time is okay. To be completely fair you need to do 2 laps switching the hauler with the bag body. I nominate either SuperSlab or Cinnamon Slab as the racing routes- a bruising good time! SUPER SLAB has the best belay ledge Off_White has reserved Super Slab for Saturday Mernin You'll have to race past us or knock him off that big belay ledge. Does it really have a big belay ledge? I like big meaty belay ledges. See y'all down there.
Dru Posted October 6, 2004 Posted October 6, 2004 Oooh a "reserved route". Im going to get there 5 minutes earlier and gaper all over it with fixed ropes and portaledges and stuff.
SnowByrd Posted October 6, 2004 Posted October 6, 2004 Oooh a "reserved route". Im going to get there 5 minutes earlier and gaper all over it with fixed ropes and portaledges and stuff. I nominate Dru to be the guy in the bag haul....but I get to fill the bag with cow doo doo first and he has to wear it over his head.
Dru Posted October 6, 2004 Posted October 6, 2004 Maybe I can set up a station at the bridge and sell numbers for Supa Slab and Bunny Farce. "Yes ma'am you are #132, your projected wait for Bunny Farce is 3 hours 27 minutes!"
SnowByrd Posted October 6, 2004 Posted October 6, 2004 Maybe I can set up a station at the bridge and sell numbers for Supa Slab and Bunny Farce. "Yes ma'am you are #132, your projected wait for Bunny Farce is 3 hours 27 minutes!" Can I punch him? Does anyone object? Really? Can I punch him? So you'd rather spend your time on easy peasy routes like Super Slabs? I thought you were Mr. Big Time Technical Climber Man!
Fejas Posted October 6, 2004 Posted October 6, 2004 OOOOO happy dayz, happy dayz... oooo sissy LA LA! bownch chickA wown wown!
EWolfe Posted October 6, 2004 Posted October 6, 2004 Depends on the route. There are plenty that are full-value in my opinion. Many others, not so much. Hemp liberation.
sexual_chocolate Posted October 6, 2004 Posted October 6, 2004 so hey brown-butt-nugget. so what hard riggs did you send? Ummm, eight inches?
iain Posted October 6, 2004 Posted October 6, 2004 Depends on the route. There are plenty that are full-value in my opinion. Many others, not so much. Hemp liberation. Did you find that hard for its grade? I sure as hell did and I wasn't even leading it.
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