Dru Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 O Canada! Our home and native land! True patriot love in all thy sons command. With glowing hearts we see thee rise, The True North, strong and free! From far and wide, O Canada, We stand on guard for thee. God keep our land glorious and free ! O Canada, we stand on guard for thee. O Canada, we stand on guard for thee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thrutch Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 yeah canada! what are you supposed to be celebrating? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 canada day humor for ya In a train car there were a Canadian, an American, a spectacular looking blonde and a frightfully awful looking fat lady. After several minutes of the trip the train happens to pass through a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave the tunnel, the American had a big red slap mark on his cheek. The blonde thought - "That American son of a bitch wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on the fat lady, who in turn must have slapped his face." The fat lady thought - "This dirty old American laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him". The American thought - "That bastard Canadian put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me". The Canadian thought - "I hope there's another tunnel soon, so I can smack that stupid American again". This is the actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995. Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision. Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision. Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision. Americans: This is the captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course. Canadians: No, I say again, you divert YOUR course. Americans: This is the Aircraft Carrier US LINCOLN, the second largest ship in the United States Atlantic Fleet. Canadians: And this is a lighthouse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted July 1, 2004 Author Share Posted July 1, 2004 snopes.com debunked the second one, it's still funny though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted July 1, 2004 Author Share Posted July 1, 2004 yeah canada! what are you supposed to be celebrating? the things that make us proud canadians like decriminalized marijuana! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 So, are you going to celebrate by joining some Squamish posse and burning some american tents? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted July 1, 2004 Author Share Posted July 1, 2004 fuck yeah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted July 1, 2004 Author Share Posted July 1, 2004 as son as i finish supporting the canadian economy by working on the holiday.. which will probably be in 15 minutes or so! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pzack Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 O Canada, we stand on guard for thee. Oh. I always thought it was, "we stand on GOD for thee." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pzack Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 One nation, under guard, indivisible, with liberty and ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double_E Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 for 50 years the missle-detection systems in northern Canada protected the US from the threat of Soviet missles being lobbed over the north pole... thereby making Canada a Soviet target themselves. but nonetheless, a lot of the cowboys and goose-steppers who strut their stuff on this site find the need to attack Canadians for criticizing the American government and its policies. I mean, c'mon!! Canada's practically a colony of the US... "US Lite" one might call it. doesn't like 80% of the population live within 100 miles of the US border?!? now Dru, et.al., it may seem like I'm challenging your great nation's identity AS a nation, but really, I'm defending your God-given right to verball shit and puke all over the name "George W. Bush". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winter Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 I mean, c'mon!! Canada's practically a colony of the US... "US Lite" one might call it. like i thought cananada was a british colony. fucking limeys!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
assmonkey Posted July 1, 2004 Share Posted July 1, 2004 I've heard of this place. Where exactly, is Canada? - a s s m n k e y Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted July 2, 2004 Author Share Posted July 2, 2004 we are on top of you, look at a map. it works sort of like this picture except replace management with canada and employees with us Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracked Posted July 2, 2004 Share Posted July 2, 2004 Canada? Isn't that the state between Washington and Alaska? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beck Posted July 2, 2004 Share Posted July 2, 2004 Canada is the home of Elsinore Brewery, how about a round of beerhunter, eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeezix Posted July 2, 2004 Share Posted July 2, 2004 Canada Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snugtop Posted July 2, 2004 Share Posted July 2, 2004 If George Bush gets reelected, I'm applying for Canadian citizenship. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairweather Posted July 2, 2004 Share Posted July 2, 2004 If George Bush gets reelected, I'm applying for Canadian citizenship. See ya! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj001f Posted July 2, 2004 Share Posted July 2, 2004 See ya! Where you moving if Kerry get's elected? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted July 2, 2004 Share Posted July 2, 2004 cj001f and Fairweather. Where one is found the other cannot be far away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ken4ord Posted July 2, 2004 Share Posted July 2, 2004 Hmmm wonder if there will be riots in Squamish like last Canada Day? Wasn't it last Canada Day when a group of 20 or so drunk Canadians beat up some americans camping up there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted July 3, 2004 Share Posted July 3, 2004 Hmmm wonder if there will be riots in Squamish like last Canada Day? Wasn't it last Canada Day when a group of 20 or so drunk Canadians beat up some americans camping up there? "OI! I saw a man get the beat-down took his money and his wallet left him dead on the ground I saw 'em gather celebrate the crime [unintelligible] [unintelligible] mankind I raise my hand I got another question if I start a riot will I get protection? 'cause I'm the kid who's got a lotta problems If I throw a brick maybe the brick will go and solve them OH! YEAH! I WANNA RIOT! OH! YEAH! I WANNA RIOT! I'm boilin' up city's on heat red alert, tension you know it's on the street code blue the city of the dead sirens in the night with the lights blood red see how we do this (hell yeah) see how we ride throw a brick, light the fuse dodge a bullet, duck inside sadistic hammer on my brain [unintelligible] another pawn in the game [chorus] [forgot the last verse]" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott_J Posted July 3, 2004 Share Posted July 3, 2004 Isn't this the day that Canadians beat up Americans camping out in Canada? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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