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[EWolfe]

[Dru]

"NOW LISTEN UP MAGGOTS THIS IS HOW THEY TAUGHT ME TO DO IT IN BASIC MOUNTAINEERING CLASS!"

[rbw1966]

 

I wave my genitals in your general direction.

[bird]

 

The troops look up in horror knowing that soon they will have to use the same rope their sargent flossed his groin and ass with.

[AaronB]

WOLANKSI Is a Badass.. Btw is that what you would call an asshat?

[fern]

 

that's MAJOR Wolanski to you! note the guy chillaxin' over his left shoulder? Two words: Blue Blockers

[Ducknut]

Major Wolanski suddenly remembered why his Doctor said no rapelling for at least 3 days after his vasectomy.

[EWolfe]

 

The Canadian Ropes Instructor Just Before His Painful "Genitals-caught-in-rappel-device" Accident.

[lummox]

wolanski never got the whole toupee concept quite right.

[decrepit]

"Guns, guts, and goldline"

[fenderfour]

Does this 'fro make me look fat?

[assmonkey]

"Someone get this caterpiller off my lip before it destroys my face!"

[Dru]

1-800-GO-MOUNTIE

gomountie.com

[EWolfe]

 

"HIS 'FRO WAS SO INTENSE, IT WORE THROUGH HIS HELMET AFTER A COUPLE OF RAPPELS."

[whirlwind]

see canada does have an army, and we even wear green,

and use ropes and stuff

[olyclimber]

WOLANSKI! PULL YOUR HAND OUT OF THERE!!!

[badvoodoo]

see canada does have an army, and we even wear green,

and use ropes and stuff

 

...and dress up like dish scrubber wands.

[badvoodoo]

"Now watch men, if I just wedge the rope between my asscheeks like so, it leaves both hands free to remove the badger attacking my head."