Cpt.Caveman Posted June 25, 2002 Posted June 25, 2002 How many people prefer good ole horsecock over gu? Chubstick vs Gu Damn that sounds sick [ 06-25-2002, 07:42 AM: Message edited by: Cpt.Caveman ] Quote
gapertimmy Posted June 25, 2002 Posted June 25, 2002 just for the sole reason that HC is called "CHUB" and its nutrional value is measured in how much good stuff you get from one serving of "CHUB".... my vote is for CHUB. Approximately 4 CHUB's per package FUCKING CHUB IT< CHUB IT!!!!! When i do the wonderland trail, i'm considering using the caveman diet of cheese and chub. i will carry the chub strung around my neck via tubular webbing. animals will flock to me, and each person i encounter on the trail, i will offer them some of my chub.l [ 06-25-2002, 08:15 AM: Message edited by: gapertimmy ] Quote
iain Posted June 25, 2002 Posted June 25, 2002 Well Gu can be put into those 5 shot flasks. That makes it really convenient. However there is a new product on the market that lets you store up to several extra inches of chub to cover your emergency bivy-chub rations. It's called the ChubFlask'terx™ Quote
gapertimmy Posted June 25, 2002 Posted June 25, 2002 For the do-it-yourselfer: Home sausage kits: http://www.butcher-packer.com/c_sausagekits.htm Quote
sk Posted June 25, 2002 Posted June 25, 2002 It occured to me as I read this that it doesn't matter what I say But I do have an oppinion and I want to share I have to actualy chew food at least once a day. so I would have to go with the horsecock. with crackers and cheese, and then maybe gu for inbetween meals. sk Quote
erik Posted June 25, 2002 Posted June 25, 2002 gu sausage gives me heart and burn and that much fat takes alot of water to digest and pass through your system.... though it is alot of calories Quote
666 Posted June 25, 2002 Posted June 25, 2002 I eat chopped bolts for breakfast. Typically on retrobolted cracks. Quote
Dru Posted June 25, 2002 Posted June 25, 2002 yeah, horsecock with cheese gu is basically just a corndog. Quote
AlpineK Posted June 25, 2002 Posted June 25, 2002 Horsecock all the way. It's power food. If you look at the instructions on Gu you need to eat 3 Gu's/hr. Who has time for that. Quote
Dru Posted June 25, 2002 Posted June 25, 2002 quote: Originally posted by AlpineK: Horsecock all the way. It's power food. If you look at the instructions on Gu you need to eat 3 Gu's/hr. Who has time for that. why dont they just make 1 portion 3 times as large, or, if it gets totally absorbed in 20 minutes, put it in a time release patch? How many horesecocks do you need to eat in an hour? Is there a coca leaf and red bull flavor gu? Quote
AlpineK Posted June 25, 2002 Posted June 25, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Dru: quote: why dont they just make 1 portion 3 times as large, or, if it gets totally absorbed in 20 minutes, put it in a time release patch? How about a Gu suppository Quote
iain Posted June 25, 2002 Posted June 25, 2002 quote: Originally posted by AlpineK: How about a Gu suppository H.C. fills that role easily. Another vote for the chub. Quote
allison Posted June 26, 2002 Posted June 26, 2002 Definitely chub! Definitiely power food. Gu is not food, IMO. I have to admit that my finicky tastebuds require a fine imported HC though, and perferably with an equally fine cheese, and a fun fun fun partner. Gu lacks the love I seek from my outdoor exloits! Quote
richard_noggin Posted June 26, 2002 Posted June 26, 2002 quote: Originally posted by 666: I eat chopped bolts for breakfast. Typically on retrobolted cracks. I wipe my with bolt choppers Typically on overhanging routes they are too weak to climb Quote
texplorer Posted June 26, 2002 Posted June 26, 2002 Why not do both. Horsecock with Gu as a condom-ent Quote
slothrop Posted June 26, 2002 Posted June 26, 2002 Chubstick with creamy gu filling. For the traditionalists, cheese flavored creemy gu filling is available, but only with whole uncut horsecock. Quote
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