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You might be a Washington gaper if . . .

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-you bring your starbucks cup to the crag . . .

-you own trad gear you don't know how to use . . .

-you spent an hour wandering around exit 38 yesterday in hopes of finding a dry wall, somewhere!

[Razz]

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...if you wear those funny sunglasses that turn everything yellow but don't appear to do anything except certify you as a hipster.

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Your 'tendon' injury is actually from your keyboard.

 

Your suntan comes from sitting too close to your screen.

 

You think going to a different gym is a road trip.

 

You post on CC with 4 avatars.

 

you ask, on a repeated basis, "so, how do you get the rope to the top of the pitch again?"

 

And finally:

if you have been heard saying, "I love the Mountaineers."

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1)unscratched gear

 

2)North Farce action suit

 

3)Doesn't know Grade 4 from a4

 

4)Climbs at Burgers and Fries, and sprays about being a 5.11 climber after pulling on draws

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You have never belayed with anything but a GriGri.

 

When you are climbing Prussik Peak west ridge, you ask "Is this hold in?" [Roll Eyes]

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- you maintain your own website to spray about your own accomplishments and climbing (and sailing) prowess

 

- you call it "Enigma Couloir" [Roll Eyes]

 

- you spray about your first ascent on the NF Big Four [Confused]

 

- you dont toke at Muir [Wazzup]

 

- you try to become a washington hardman, realize you have to actually grow a nutsack for that, and take up skiing instead [hell no]

 

- you shallowly change your online avatar name because people have somehow miskaken the lower case 'l' for an uppercase 'I'

 

- your cc.com avatar name happens to be your microsoft alias

 

- 3500 of the 3502 posts you have made to this site are meaningless [big Drink]

 

- you lambast the mountaineers for their high-impact activities, then go clip bolts, use chalk, and carry TP in the backcountry [Eek!]

 

- you use too many fucking emoticons in cc.com posts

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You try to give beta to unkown other climbers online and realize they are smart enough to figure it out themselves. Leaving you dumbfounded and truly gapered out [laf][big Drink]

 

The only climbing you do is online gapage.

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When someone asks your name and you dont recongnize them you say "who wants to know" since you sprayed so many hours on cc.com [Wazzup] Dru [Razz]

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You call mom to tell her you made the "first ascent" of the Redmond REI Pinnacle. [Roll Eyes]

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And for every Avatar you admit to you have at least 5 more, including the one used (or unused) for nice comments!

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quote:

Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman:

I could never admit to all my avatars. I cant even remember the ones I sold or forgot passwords or names of
[laf]

you mean to tell me you lost the three disks containg your avatars and passwords? [big Grin]

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quote:

Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman:

I could never admit to all my avatars. I cant even remember the ones I sold or forgot passwords or names of
[laf]

Wait, someone would buy your avatar? Hmmm. [Roll Eyes]

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quote:

Originally posted by Alex:

- your cc.com avatar name happens to be your microsoft alias

 


LMAO!

 

-timcr [Razz]

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quote:

Originally posted by Dru:

you get hoome from a climbing trip Sunday at 9:30 and your trip report is posted by 10:30.
[laf]

you put 1 hour into your trip reports.

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You stuck a cc.com sticker on something that someone else would actually see.

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quote:

Originally posted by jon:

You stuck a cc.com sticker on something that someone else would actually see.

don't you have one on your mom's volvo jon?

 

GAPER!

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