Trillium Posted May 23, 2002 Posted May 23, 2002 -you bring your starbucks cup to the crag . . . -you own trad gear you don't know how to use . . . -you spent an hour wandering around exit 38 yesterday in hopes of finding a dry wall, somewhere! Quote
iain Posted May 23, 2002 Posted May 23, 2002 ...if you wear those funny sunglasses that turn everything yellow but don't appear to do anything except certify you as a hipster. Quote
glen Posted May 23, 2002 Posted May 23, 2002 Your 'tendon' injury is actually from your keyboard. Â Your suntan comes from sitting too close to your screen. Â You think going to a different gym is a road trip. Â You post on CC with 4 avatars. Â you ask, on a repeated basis, "so, how do you get the rope to the top of the pitch again?" Â And finally: if you have been heard saying, "I love the Mountaineers." Quote
Crackhead Posted May 23, 2002 Posted May 23, 2002 1)unscratched gear  2)North Farce action suit  3)Doesn't know Grade 4 from a4  4)Climbs at Burgers and Fries, and sprays about being a 5.11 climber after pulling on draws Quote
Stefan Posted May 23, 2002 Posted May 23, 2002 You wear neon spandex. Â You subscribe to Outside magazine. Quote
Son_of_Caveman Posted May 23, 2002 Posted May 23, 2002 If your 'love muscle' twitches at the sight of a frau's hairy underarm. Quote
Dru Posted May 23, 2002 Posted May 23, 2002 You have never belayed with anything but a GriGri. Â When you are climbing Prussik Peak west ridge, you ask "Is this hold in?" Quote
Alex Posted May 23, 2002 Posted May 23, 2002 - you maintain your own website to spray about your own accomplishments and climbing (and sailing) prowess  - you call it "Enigma Couloir"  - you spray about your first ascent on the NF Big Four  - you dont toke at Muir  - you try to become a washington hardman, realize you have to actually grow a nutsack for that, and take up skiing instead  - you shallowly change your online avatar name because people have somehow miskaken the lower case 'l' for an uppercase 'I'  - your cc.com avatar name happens to be your microsoft alias  - 3500 of the 3502 posts you have made to this site are meaningless  - you lambast the mountaineers for their high-impact activities, then go clip bolts, use chalk, and carry TP in the backcountry  - you use too many fucking emoticons in cc.com posts Quote
mikeadam Posted May 23, 2002 Posted May 23, 2002 Pretty much everybody sucks according to those criteria. I am so happy to post here. Quote
Cpt.Caveman Posted May 23, 2002 Posted May 23, 2002 You try to give beta to unkown other climbers online and realize they are smart enough to figure it out themselves. Leaving you dumbfounded and truly gapered out  The only climbing you do is online gapage. Quote
Cpt.Caveman Posted May 23, 2002 Posted May 23, 2002 When someone asks your name and you dont recongnize them you say "who wants to know" since you sprayed so many hours on cc.com Dru Quote
Cpt.Caveman Posted May 23, 2002 Posted May 23, 2002 You watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Johnny Bravo and Samurai Jack more than you climb. Quote
mvs Posted May 23, 2002 Posted May 23, 2002 You call mom to tell her you made the "first ascent" of the Redmond REI Pinnacle. Quote
Son_of_Caveman Posted May 23, 2002 Posted May 23, 2002 You attend Pube Club and actually admit to your avatar. Suckas!!! Quote
Cpt.Caveman Posted May 23, 2002 Posted May 23, 2002 I could never admit to all my avatars. I cant even remember the ones I sold or forgot passwords or names of Quote
Gaper_#2 Posted May 23, 2002 Posted May 23, 2002 And for every Avatar you admit to you have at least 5 more, including the one used (or unused) for nice comments! Quote
Son_of_Caveman Posted May 23, 2002 Posted May 23, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: I could never admit to all my avatars. I cant even remember the ones I sold or forgot passwords or names of you mean to tell me you lost the three disks containg your avatars and passwords? Quote
b-rock Posted May 23, 2002 Posted May 23, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: I could never admit to all my avatars. I cant even remember the ones I sold or forgot passwords or names of Wait, someone would buy your avatar? Hmmm. Quote
mikeadam Posted May 23, 2002 Posted May 23, 2002 A true gaper would know them all by heart anyway... Quote
gapertimmy Posted May 23, 2002 Posted May 23, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Alex: - your cc.com avatar name happens to be your microsoft alias  LMAO!  -timcr Quote
iain Posted May 23, 2002 Posted May 23, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Dru: you get hoome from a climbing trip Sunday at 9:30 and your trip report is posted by 10:30. you put 1 hour into your trip reports. Quote
jon Posted May 23, 2002 Posted May 23, 2002 You stuck a cc.com sticker on something that someone else would actually see. Quote
gapertimmy Posted May 23, 2002 Posted May 23, 2002 quote: Originally posted by jon: You stuck a cc.com sticker on something that someone else would actually see. don't you have one on your mom's volvo jon? Â GAPER! Quote
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