Dru Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 I'm certain everyone with a camera has managed to catch a partner hamming it up or making some amusing photo material inadvertently at one time or another. While we wait for photo contest results - post some of those stupid partner trick photos. here is steve getting into extreme gu eating Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
layton Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 A Nalgene makes a great game of football, ableit painful. Trecking poles make good rapiers when fencing on the ruth. Me parrying Mr. DeCapio's stab. Pull ups on the Ruth Glacier. Got skiis and a shovel? Bored outta your wits? Make a pit of despair. This pit is 8 feet deep. Tag team wrestling on the Ruth Glacier. Me giving the sleeper to Mr. Decapio who got his ass beat. Although he whipped us good at football. Mr. Cordes was the champ. Me and the boys enjoying some puddin' and listening to Beavis and Butthead on the walkman speakers. Cory's pistachio was marvelous, and Scott's chocolate was to die for. My vanilla came out a little to chunky, and Kelly's tasted like he dipped his balls into the mix. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stinkyclimber Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 Dru, I was worried you were going to post that summit shot of me from the Birkenstock Colouir trip. I guess it really isn't a trick... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 When you think about it, that's a pretty damn good photo as tent shots go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted February 17, 2004 Author Share Posted February 17, 2004 Dru, I was worried you were going to post that summit shot of me from the Birkenstock Colouir trip. I guess it really isn't a trick... i don't have it scanned. who wants to see your dick anyways Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distel32 Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 Building a crash pad fort to cook at Ibex when the air temperature is 18F with fairly consistent winds that made it much colder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialed Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 Building a crash pad fort to cook at Ibex when the air temperature is 18F with fairly consistent winds that made it much colder. Whoaa!!! You boulderers are so wacky! Those crash pad shenanigans and communal chalk-bag hyjinks are the ultimate zany rock climbing antics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distel32 Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 Building a crash pad fort to cook at Ibex when the air temperature is 18F with fairly consistent winds that made it much colder. Whoaa!!! You boulderers are so wacky! Those crash pad shenanigans and communal chalk-bag hyjinks are the ultimate zany rock climbing antics. ed stop, I'm laughing so hard. take that #4 big bro out of your ass and go rub one out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lummox Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 Building a crash pad fort to cook at Ibex when the air temperature is 18F with fairly consistent winds that made it much colder. straight the fuk out: you cant blame the 18 degree boulder session in the middle of nowhere on your partner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thadsboner Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 what about the one when you partner tries to rub one off in the sleeping bag without you waking up! whats worse is if you are on a portaledge. Dont laugh, cuz you know you have done it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenderfour Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 Building a crash pad fort to cook at Ibex when the air temperature is 18F with fairly consistent winds that made it much colder. straight the fuk out: you cant blame the 18 degree boulder session in the middle of nowhere on your partner. I can also see that you have on the extra-special shoes that make all climbs at least one full grade more difficult. Is that a new rubber compound? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialed Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 what about the one when you partner tries to rub one off in the sleeping bag without you waking up! whats worse is if you are on a portaledge. Dont laugh, cuz you know you have done it. Dude, you need to be a little more discerning about who you clmb with. A little bit of grab-ass on the glacier is one thing, but big wall masturbation is down right wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted February 17, 2004 Author Share Posted February 17, 2004 what about the one when you partner tries to rub one off in the sleeping bag without you waking up! whats worse is if you are on a portaledge. Dont laugh, cuz you know you have done it. Dude, you need to be a little more discerning about who you clmb with. A little bit of grab-ass on the glacier is one thing, but big wall masturbation is down right wrong. ya there is enough perversion on the walls with the whole golden showers from 2 pitches above thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alasdair Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 Aloha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lambone Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 what about the one when you partner tries to rub one off in the sleeping bag without you waking up! whats worse is if you are on a portaledge. Dont laugh, cuz you know you have done it. Dude, you need to be a little more discerning about who you clmb with. A little bit of grab-ass on the glacier is one thing, but big wall masturbation is down right wrong. haha, yeah it should be reserved for soloing only. nylon makes too much noise to go un-noticed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_harpell Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 My buddy Tim and I took my buddy Cesar, from Mexico, up golden ears in the winter and he said he was going to piss in his sleeping bag to keep warm. Other buddy Tim replied, "Faq that shizzle! I am rubbing one out as we speak!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gapertimmy Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 i've found that whackin it is one of the best ways to warm slightly frost bitten hands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbw1966 Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 I'm impressed with your ability to achieve turgidity whilst rubbing with icebergs. You are indeed, a hardman. "the hardest thing about climbing Everest was getting 2" of dick through 8" of down" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialed Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 I bring a dual purpose avy-poodle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
layton Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 only cc.com would have thread drift over to masturbating in your sleeping bag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whirlwind Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 (edited) whackin it is also a good way to stay awake on long road trips, that or a road helmet Edited February 17, 2004 by wirlwind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goslow Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 Sure, us guys have lots of tricks up our sleeves for warming up cold nights, but what about the ladies...why haven't they chimed in on this thought provoking thread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badvoodoo Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 Cause usually all they have to do is say they need to warm up and they immediately have several standing offers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watt Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 Combine this thread with cold weather stove tips: butane-wack-primer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted February 18, 2004 Author Share Posted February 18, 2004 Girls talk about warming up here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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