Peter_Puget Posted November 25, 2003 Posted November 25, 2003 Suppose you have a friend who is an all around good guy. Shows talent rock climbing. Has a good job. You know, the kind of guy who you would be happy if your sister dated instead of the losers she chooses. Lately you find out that he has become involved with a bad crowd. You know - alpine/ice climbers. Can anything be done to bring him back from the dark side? Is it harmless youthful experimentation? Is it simply another lifestyle? Intervention now before it is too late? Advice. Condolences. PP Quote
lummox Posted November 25, 2003 Posted November 25, 2003 Peter_Puget said: Lately you find out that he has become involved with a bad crowd. You know - alpine/ice climbers. so. where you want to get your ass kicked mother fucker? Quote
Peter_Puget Posted November 25, 2003 Author Posted November 25, 2003 (edited) I do have a sister. She’s 5’4”, has two teenage boys, been married 20+ years and is closer to 50 than 40. And guess what - she is still hot! BTW - Her husband is a good guy. She stopped dating alpinists and married a fisherman! PP Edited November 25, 2003 by Peter_Puget Quote
specialed Posted November 25, 2003 Posted November 25, 2003 tell him alpinists don't get laid much. but then again neither do boulderers or crag monkeys. Maybe he should take up a nice sport like raquetball. Quote
RuMR Posted November 25, 2003 Posted November 25, 2003 Peter_Puget said: Suppose you have a friend who is an all around good guy. Shows talent rock climbing. Has a good job. You know, the kind of guy who you would be happy if your sister dated instead of the losers she chooses. Lately you find out that he has become involved with a bad crowd. You know - alpine/ice climbers. Can anything be done to bring him back from the dark side? Is it harmless youthful experimentation? Is it simply another lifestyle? Intervention now before it is too late? Advice. Condolences. PP Are you talkin' about TimmyL???????? Quote
catbirdseat Posted November 25, 2003 Posted November 25, 2003 You could learn something from this "friend". Quote
lummox Posted November 25, 2003 Posted November 25, 2003 Peter_Puget said: I do have a sister. She’s 5’4”, has two teenage boys, been married 20+ years and is closer to 50 than 40. And guess what - she is still hot! BTW - Her husband is a good guy. She stopped dating alpinists and married a fisherman! PP this is just too easy to respond to. Quote
minx Posted November 25, 2003 Posted November 25, 2003 Peter_Puget said: Suppose you have a friend who is an all around good guy. Shows talent rock climbing. Has a good job. You know, the kind of guy who you would be happy if your sister dated instead of the losers she chooses. Lately you find out that he has become involved with a bad crowd. You know - alpine/ice climbers. Can anything be done to bring him back from the dark side? Is it harmless youthful experimentation? Is it simply another lifestyle? Intervention now before it is too late? Advice. Condolences. PP hey heY hEY HEY! you say that like it's a bad thing it's not like he's joined the mountaineers is it? Quote
Peter_Puget Posted November 25, 2003 Author Posted November 25, 2003 I have seen the ice axe and the damage done…… PP Quote
glassgowkiss Posted November 25, 2003 Posted November 25, 2003 (edited) Peter_Puget said: I do have a sister. She’s 5’4”, has two teenage boys, been married 20+ years and is closer to 50 than 40. And guess what - she is still hot! BTW - Her husband is a good guy. She stopped dating alpinists and married a fisherman! PP all you had to say is MILF Edited November 25, 2003 by glassgowkiss Quote
jaee Posted November 25, 2003 Posted November 25, 2003 Peter_Puget said: I have seen the ice axe and the damage done…… I caught you knockin' at my cellar door I love you, baby, can I lead some more Ooh, ooh, the damage done. I hit the mountain and I lost my crew I watched the chaos take another few Gone, gone, the damage done. I sing the song because I love the rat I know that some of you just don't get that Ice-blood to keep on running out. I've seen the ice-axe and the damage done A little part of it in everyone But every climber's like a settin' sun.... Quote
Peter_Puget Posted November 25, 2003 Author Posted November 25, 2003 Jaee - You brought a tear to my eye. Sheer bloody poetry! Quote
Peter_Puget Posted November 25, 2003 Author Posted November 25, 2003 RuMR said: Are you talkin' about TimmyL???????? I won't be so crass as to reveal his identity openly on this site - his family and friends might see it. Quote
Alpine_Tom Posted November 25, 2003 Posted November 25, 2003 specialed said: tell him alpinists don't get laid much. but then again neither do boulderers or crag monkeys. Maybe he should take up a nice sport like raquetball. Or golf. Quote
chelle Posted November 25, 2003 Posted November 25, 2003 specialed said: tell him alpinists don't get laid much. but then again neither do boulderers or crag monkeys. Maybe he should take up a nice sport like raquetball. Yeah...overtime they tend to become introverted, shoegazing, types that are more comfortable hanging with their male buddies than having a conversation, let alone a relationship with a chick. This is particularly true if alpinism attracts them early in their development. Too much Quote
minx Posted November 25, 2003 Posted November 25, 2003 Alpine_Tom said: specialed said: tell him alpinists don't get laid much. but then again neither do boulderers or crag monkeys. Maybe he should take up a nice sport like raquetball. Or golf. like golfers get laid? oh wait....maybe they do Viagra rival Cialis to sponsor PGA Tour By Mark Jewell, The Associated Press INDIANAPOLIS — The makers of a new anti-impotence drug said Wednesday they had reached a sponsorship deal with the PGA Tour, staking out a marketing niche in golf to compete with rivals' deals in professional football and baseball. Quote
chelle Posted November 25, 2003 Posted November 25, 2003 minx said: Alpine_Tom said: specialed said: tell him alpinists don't get laid much. but then again neither do boulderers or crag monkeys. Maybe he should take up a nice sport like raquetball. Or golf. like golfers get laid? oh wait....maybe they do Viagra rival Cialis to sponsor PGA Tour By Mark Jewell, The Associated Press INDIANAPOLIS — The makers of a new anti-impotence drug said Wednesday they had reached a sponsorship deal with the PGA Tour, staking out a marketing niche in golf to compete with rivals' deals in professional football and baseball. I guess golfers just need a little "help". Just please don't get Tider Woods to be your spokesperson. That might hurt the sport altogether. "...research shows that young golfers need a little "help" in the bedroom dept. The cause for this is unknown. Researchers will be looking into the issue with interest, considering how popular the sport has become with young men who idolize Tiger Woods." Quote
minx Posted November 25, 2003 Posted November 25, 2003 come on! w/a name like that who'd be a better spokesperson? ehmmic said: specialed said: tell him alpinists don't get laid much. but then again neither do boulderers or crag monkeys. Maybe he should take up a nice sport like raquetball. Yeah...overtime they tend to become introverted, shoegazing, types that are more comfortable hanging with their male buddies than having a conversation, let alone a relationship with a chick. This is particularly true if alpinism attracts them early in their development. Too much nahhh....they just don't know how to close the deal. buncha bloody whiners if ya ask me Quote
Fejas Posted November 25, 2003 Posted November 25, 2003 minx said: Alpine_Tom said: specialed said: tell him alpinists don't get laid much. but then again neither do boulderers or crag monkeys. Maybe he should take up a nice sport like raquetball. Or golf. like golfers get laid? oh wait....maybe they do Viagra rival Cialis to sponsor PGA Tour By Mark Jewell, The Associated Press INDIANAPOLIS — The makers of a new anti-impotence drug said Wednesday they had reached a sponsorship deal with the PGA Tour, staking out a marketing niche in golf to compete with rivals' deals in professional football and baseball. Rich, hot, blond, milfs w/big fake boobs love to screw good looking young catties... working at a golf course has its perks! Quote
cracked Posted November 25, 2003 Posted November 25, 2003 ehmmic said: specialed said: tell him alpinists don't get laid much. but then again neither do boulderers or crag monkeys. Maybe he should take up a nice sport like raquetball. Yeah...overtime they tend to become introverted, shoegazing, types that are more comfortable hanging with their male buddies than having a conversation, let alone a relationship with a chick. This is particularly true if alpinism attracts them early in their development. Too much Shit. I'm going to sell my boots and tools and start hanging with the sporto crowd. Quote
erik Posted November 25, 2003 Posted November 25, 2003 pete i got a closet ice fetish, but i certainly do not allow it to get the better of me. rock climbing has soo much more to offer. not that often you see a hottie in a sport top ice climbing... 'nuff' said right there... and dont worry i am sure once the rock is free from its icy bondage your friend will return to the rightous rock! Quote
klenke Posted November 26, 2003 Posted November 26, 2003 Why do you think I took up golf at age 10? Why for the sex baby! For the sex! Quote
j_b Posted November 26, 2003 Posted November 26, 2003 Peter_Puget said: Intervention now before it is too late? it is probably too late if he got a taste and married a fisherman! ha! the most dangerous occupation there is. Quote
Bug Posted November 26, 2003 Posted November 26, 2003 I tried to teach a man how to rock climb once but he found an ice ax and it was over. Next time I saw him he was giving a slide show after doing K2 light and fast. He had so much potential.............. Quote
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