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There are way too many Eric, eric, MisterE, eric8, Ed, etc. . . ..on this website. You should change your names to something identifiable. Here are some suggestions-

violated snafflehound03

horsecockhider

Sir Sprays-a-lot

 

Or maybe you could add something to your name such as:

Eric the tool of the web

Lord Eric o' runnout pro

Stoner Eric

etc

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Minx, I've heard of your system. I'm sure many of us would appreciate your sharing of the full nomenclature for the plethora of Eric's that afflict us. Scene at the crag: "Hi, I'm Eric!" Me: rolleyes.gif

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klenke said:

We can't all have first names as stupid as yours, Off. moon.gif

 

What, you can't grasp the sublime possibilites inherent in the moniker? Well, one couldn't expect much sophistication from a mere scrambler. yellaf.gif

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Here's some more semordnilap palindromes for you, OW:

 

Sore was I ere I saw Eros.

Able was I ere I saw Elba.

Madam in Eden, I'm Adam.

Yawn a more Roman way.

Amy, must I jujitsu my ma? (Thanks to Bip)

Gustav Klimt milk vats. Ug! (Thanks to Daisy Rockwell)

Star comedy by democrats.

Ten animals I slam in a net. (Thanks to Ted Bibeau)

Plan no damn Madonna LP.

Yo, Bob, mug a gumbo boy! (Thanks to K. Pearse)

A dog! A panic in a pagoda!

O, Geronimo, no minor ego!

Eros? Sidney, my end is sore.

Tulsa night life: filth, gin, a slut. (Thanks to Andrew Weimholt)

Dogma in my hymn: I am God. (Thanks to Bobdog)

A dog, a plan, a canal: pagoda.

Golf? No sir. Prefer prison flog.

A tin mug for a jar of gum, Nita.

 

A man, a plan, a canal -- Panama! (Click here for some amusing variations.)

Norma is as selfless as I am, Ron. (Thanks to Dan Balufuss)

Draw, O Caesar! Erase a coward! (Thanks to Jason)

No, Sir, panic is a basic in a prison. (Thanks to Bobdog)

Wo Nemo, toss a lasso to me now. (Thanks to Carolyn (CT))

Damn! I, Agassi, miss again! Mad!

Satan, oscillate my metallic sonatas.

Go hang a salami. I'm a lasagna hog.

Cigar? Toss it in a can, it is so tragic.

Dog as a devil deified lived as a god. (Thanks to Jason Hanson)

Stressed? No tips ? Spit on desserts. (Thanks to Cbmac62)

No, Sir! Away! A papaya war is on! (Thanks to Kathy)

O Memsahib, Bart! Rabbi has memo! (Thanks to Nancy Lincoln and The Simpsons)

Egad! A base tone denotes a bad age. (Thanks to David Zimet)

I roamed under it, a tired, nude Maori.

Yawn. Madonna Fan? No damn way!

Sums are not set as a test on Erasmus.

No, Mel Gibson is a casino's big lemon.

Yo! Beg a clam in an animal cage, boy! (Thanks to Cate Patterson)

Marge lets Norah see Sharon's telegram.

Aha, Monica met a mate, Mac, in Omaha. (Thanks to David Lawler)

God! A red nugget! A fat egg under a dog!

"Ma," Jerome raps pot top, "spare more jam!"

Go deliver a rat for a tar (oft a rare, vile dog). (Thanks to Bob Grand)

Straw? No, too stupid a fad. I put soot on warts.

Elapsed or esteemed, all Ade meets erodes pale. (Thanks to Michael Bing)

"Reviled did I live," said I, "as evil I did deliver."

Name tarts? No, medieval slave, I demonstrate Man!

No, I save on final perusal--a sure plan, if no evasion.

I, madam. I made radio! So I dared! Am I mad? Am I? (Thanks to Laura)

Are we not drawn onward, we few? Drawn onward to new era?

Doc, note. I dissent. A fast never prevents a fatness. I diet on Cod.

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All the E's new names:

 

Wirlwind = Rapist Van

 

MisterE = Fancy Rapist Van

 

Erik = Hotbox

 

can't think of any other good nicknames

 

 

i realize this post is very old but i would just like to say thank you to distel, and that his new anme shal be "smantula" which is drived from anceint greek hyroglifics and is loosly translated to mean: "one who thinks he is strong, but can only climb pebles"

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