RuMR Posted October 14, 2003 Share Posted October 14, 2003 Push Me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted October 14, 2003 Share Posted October 14, 2003 they have them at rei. I'm not kidding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted October 14, 2003 Share Posted October 14, 2003 Jeez, they even include the signature pink rope. She looks a little beefy in Huck Doll form, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunglehead Posted October 14, 2003 Share Posted October 14, 2003 Isn't she like 15 years old? She's prob'ly gonna be set for life if she plays it right. The doll's pretty funny, but good for her if she can make enough dough not to worry. (altho I'm so jealous it makes me sick.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted October 14, 2003 Share Posted October 14, 2003 I would buy my girl child (if I had one) that before I would a barbi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracked Posted October 15, 2003 Share Posted October 15, 2003 I can't stand that Tori kid. YUCK this is horrible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Figger_Eight Posted October 15, 2003 Share Posted October 15, 2003 Muffy_The_Wanker_Sprayer said: I would buy my girl child (if I had one) that before I would a barbi  You sure you wouldn't get her one of these? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave_Schuldt Posted October 15, 2003 Share Posted October 15, 2003 Perfict..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr._Natural Posted October 15, 2003 Share Posted October 15, 2003 cracked said: I can't stand that Tori kid. YUCK this is horrible. that pic on her front page 'bout says it all. not to sound too much like dwayner, but what the fuck happened to ethics? Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracked Posted October 15, 2003 Share Posted October 15, 2003 Yeah, you'll yard on slings while working a route, but I wouldn't post a shot like that. BTW, the photo keeps changing. I want a Tori Allen Trading Card for Christmas! BLECH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted October 15, 2003 Share Posted October 15, 2003 cracked said: I can't stand that Tori kid. YUCK this is horrible. Â And here's something I don't get... So sure, she's a talented 15-year-old sport climber. This distinction, then, qualifies her to be named an all-around champion climber? Â So what has she done in the alpine? Big wall? High altitude? Ice? Call me crazy, but I just can't see that naming her an "all-around champion climber" makes any fucking sense at all. WTF is up with today's youth anyway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whirlwind Posted October 15, 2003 Share Posted October 15, 2003 its not the youth bro its the fing marketing scams to get more kids to buy a bunch of fing gear so the ceo's can make a mill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distel32 Posted October 15, 2003 Share Posted October 15, 2003 she climbed the nose! she earns respect from me for that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted October 15, 2003 Share Posted October 15, 2003 Figger_Eight said: Muffy_The_Wanker_Sprayer said: I would buy my girl child (if I had one) that before I would a barbi  You sure you wouldn't get her one of these? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted October 15, 2003 Share Posted October 15, 2003 Distel32 said: she climbed the nose! she earns respect from me for that  I read that. Respect for that accomplishment is one thing, but I ask you again, does that qualify her to be named/name herself/have her sponsors name her an "all-around climbing champion"? I think not. wirlwind hits it on "The Nose", it's all about selling shit to kids that's bought with the 'rents cash so the CEO can retire early. But surely she must have some say in the misinformation that is posted on her website, eh?  I'm just on a rant about blatant overhype. Time for me to chill out and get a Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpine_Tom Posted October 15, 2003 Share Posted October 15, 2003 Muffy_The_Wanker_Sprayer said: Figger_Eight said: Muffy_The_Wanker_Sprayer said: I would buy my girl child (if I had one) that before I would a barbi  You sure you wouldn't get her one of these?  I think John Sharp might be getting this for his oldest kid... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Figger_Eight Posted October 15, 2003 Share Posted October 15, 2003 Distel32 said: she climbed the nose! she earns respect from me for that  Yeah...I just watched the "Wall Brats" video on her site. It looks like she followed a Yos hardman up the thing on top rope and jumars Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted October 15, 2003 Share Posted October 15, 2003 Figger_Eight said: Yeah...I just watched the "Wall Brats" video on her site. It looks like she followed a Yos hardman up the thing on top rope and jumars  Fuck, even I can do that! As a result, I hereby proclaim myself All-Around Climbing Champion. Now there's two of us; time to  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted October 15, 2003 Author Share Posted October 15, 2003 HA Sobo...what if she'd kick yer arse??...and then where would you be???? Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted October 15, 2003 Share Posted October 15, 2003 (edited) Well, I wouldn't be the All-Around Climbing Champion anymore, that's fer shoor... Â Hey, my avatar image is stuck in mid-smack. Edited October 15, 2003 by sobo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whirlwind Posted October 15, 2003 Share Posted October 15, 2003 the x games consists of speed jug pulling, wtf does this prove anyhow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted October 15, 2003 Share Posted October 15, 2003 My point exactly. Her x-games feat grants her all-around climbing champion status? WTF is up with that? I guess the part that really chaps my butt is the claim of "all-around" champion. My understanding of "all-around" means just that - you've got to the best, or at least mighty goddamn good, at every aspect of the game at hand. Speed-pulling plastic or jugging El Cap just doesn't cut it in my book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracked Posted October 15, 2003 Share Posted October 15, 2003 Oh, she's way strong all right, but this marketing turns me off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul_detrick Posted October 15, 2003 Share Posted October 15, 2003 I think she's hot but 15 will get you 20 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whirlwind Posted October 15, 2003 Share Posted October 15, 2003 i don't dout that shes strong or if shes a good climber, im still wonderin about the speed pulling jug thing though. maybe they should call her the world champion speed jug puller, or CSJP for short. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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