EWolfe Posted August 28, 2003 Share Posted August 28, 2003 PIZZA: When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distel32 Posted August 28, 2003 Share Posted August 28, 2003 sex is like..... a bolted sport route, if there is good pro you'll go for it, but if it's rusted out and slabby you think twice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sphinx Posted August 28, 2003 Share Posted August 28, 2003 Sex is like alpine climbing, you gotta use protection unless speed is important. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul_detrick Posted August 28, 2003 Share Posted August 28, 2003 Is like crack climbing, the deeper you get the better you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Attitude Posted August 28, 2003 Share Posted August 28, 2003 bouldering. You're a little more comfortable with padding underneath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jordop Posted August 28, 2003 Share Posted August 28, 2003 (edited) . Edited June 11, 2021 by jordop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lummox Posted August 28, 2003 Share Posted August 28, 2003 sex is like fuck you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted August 28, 2003 Share Posted August 28, 2003 brushing your teeth. you should do it everyday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobBob Posted August 28, 2003 Share Posted August 28, 2003 at least Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted August 28, 2003 Share Posted August 28, 2003 minx said: brushing your teeth. you should do it everyday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adventuregal Posted August 28, 2003 Share Posted August 28, 2003 Sex is like driving across the country... sometimes when you're done, you just want to go to sleep!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted August 28, 2003 Share Posted August 28, 2003 adventuregal said: Sex is like driving across the country... sometimes when you're done, you just want to go to sleep!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobBob Posted August 28, 2003 Share Posted August 28, 2003 eater not a sleeper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dryad Posted August 28, 2003 Share Posted August 28, 2003 Sex is like everything else. It's more fun when done outside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lummox Posted August 28, 2003 Share Posted August 28, 2003 sex is sometimes like this stupid thread: no matter how hard everyone tries it just dont work out quite right. in short, sex is like . . .[insert your own non sequitur] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisT Posted August 28, 2003 Share Posted August 28, 2003 hmmm...not gettin' any? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lummox Posted August 28, 2003 Share Posted August 28, 2003 ChrisT said: hmmm...not gettin' any? is it 'kiss and tell' time already today? as if three viewings last night of 'american bukake 13' werent sex enough for a whole month. rub my nipples. im too sexy for my shirt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whirlwind Posted August 29, 2003 Share Posted August 29, 2003 a good hand crack, after the first jam, u wish it would go on forever, but before u know it u'v finished the pitch and left ur parner a mess to clean . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MysticNacho Posted August 29, 2003 Share Posted August 29, 2003 This doesn't really count in the "Sex is Like" thread, but: Women are like a parking lot. They're either handicapped or taken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHE Posted August 29, 2003 Share Posted August 29, 2003 minx said: brushing your teeth. you should do it everyday. Even more so because you're supposed to do that three times a day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whirlwind Posted August 29, 2003 Share Posted August 29, 2003 MysticNacho said: This doesn't really count in the "Sex is Like" thread, but: Women are like a parking lot. They're either handicapped or taken. or full of pot holes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lummox Posted August 29, 2003 Share Posted August 29, 2003 sex is like . . . i forget. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sphinx Posted August 29, 2003 Share Posted August 29, 2003 Sex is, like, y'know, good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill_Simpkins Posted August 29, 2003 Share Posted August 29, 2003 Sex is like wine, you give it a smell test before tasting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ridehikeclimbski Posted August 29, 2003 Share Posted August 29, 2003 Skiing in powder , the DEEPER the BETTER ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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