Attitude Posted July 17, 2003 Share Posted July 17, 2003 Happy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hakioawa Posted July 17, 2003 Share Posted July 17, 2003 MissNormandy said: trask said: When the Jehovah Witness bimbos come to my door, I always try to answer with an open bathrobe and a stiff smile from Mr. Happy . Â ME TOO Â Â *soulmates* Â Expect 30 horny Witnesses at you doorstep this evening Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Formaldehead Posted July 17, 2003 Share Posted July 17, 2003 I always tell the Jesue Freaks that have the bad luck to knock on my door "You are a duck." They look at me like I have two heads, and I explain: "You're like a duck coming to my door and asking me if I want to be a duck too. There is no fucking way I will ever be a duck."  Another tactic, often employed when my wife, full of pity for these fools, becomes involved in an actual conversation with these clods, is to blast Carnivore's "Jesus Hitler". Totally sweet....  Jesus Hitler Adolf Christ Is this the second coming Or the fourth Reich?  His mother a nun raped by a nazi near the end of the second great war gave birth to a son who could change the future for better or worse he's not sure I am what should never have been the ultimate abomination Have I returned to save the Jews or to destroy them?  Hear thee my fellow nazolics come join the Neotheofacists keep the race pure practice eugenics and swear to the holy swazafix  I have returned  Reich und Roll!  Hess to my left and Peter on my right will it be war or peace totalitarian on his throne of blood commands both man and beast a pair of souls trapped in the body of one both prisoners of reincarnation torn between good and evil I have returned for salvae-elimination  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chelle Posted July 17, 2003 Author Share Posted July 17, 2003 nolanr said: Yeah, but the Mormons have basketball courts IN THEIR CHURCHES and they actively encourage dancing to their youth. Growing up Baptist I thought dancing was naughtier than sex. They may be a cult and they may have some seriously wacked doctrine, but they do a pretty good job of making it seem interesting to youngsters, some other denominations should be taking notes. Â May have cool socials, but if their teens get caught having sex they have to confess to the whole "community". At least they did in my home town. I had a couple friends who were humiliated by the experience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratboy Posted July 17, 2003 Share Posted July 17, 2003 (edited) ehmmic said: May have cool socials, but if their teens get caught having sex they have to confess to the whole "community". At least they did in my home town. I had a couple friends who were humiliated by the experience. Â At least it lets the whole community know which girls put out. Edited July 17, 2003 by Ratboy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-rock Posted July 17, 2003 Share Posted July 17, 2003 Mormons are fucked, and anyone who writes anti-mormon books in my opinion deserves a medal. Â The only reason mormon social life seems cool or interesting is because they congregate in large communities and ostracize outsiders from their way of life. Non-religion parents often send their kids to catholic school in Utah just so that their kids don't have to endure the bullshit, Mormon social structure. Â Mormon youth 'parties' consist of 18+ year old kids getting together en-masse to auction off the women to the guy who can hold his sugar better than the rest. Â Fucking inbred dorks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwayner Posted July 17, 2003 Share Posted July 17, 2003 Formaldehead or whatever says: "I always tell the Jesue Freaks that have the bad luck to knock on my door "You are a duck." They look at me like I have two heads, and I explain: "You're like a duck coming to my door and asking me if I want to be a duck too. There is no fucking way I will ever be a duck."  Another tactic, often employed when my wife, full of pity for these fools, becomes involved in an actual conversation with these clods, is to blast Carnivore's "Jesus Hitler". Totally sweet....  "Jesus Hitler Adolf Christ"  A few comments from Dwayner: How about being civilized and say "no thanks" and close the door. Blasting loud music at them makes YOU feel good and just reinforces their notion that you need their insights more than ever.  Any "music", "poetry", or whatever that equates Jesus with Hitler is sad. You must have peace-loving, kind, wandering rabbi, Jesus confused with the idiotic antics of many of his "followers" through the ages.  Pairs of Mormon missionaries come to my house from time to time. I don't abuse them...I tell them I'm familiar with their theology and I'm not interested, and I make them a sandwich and give them something to drink. (Poor buggers are on the road for up to 2 years away from home...I don't follow their message but I am compassionate toward their ordeal...plus my father's half of the family all turned Mormon...it ain't for me, but what the heck. Some of these guys come from far-flung parts of the US or even from outside the country. Guy from Tonga came by last year...neat to hear his impressions of the US, "missionary" life, etc.) Your job is to go to work and do this and that. Their job is to share their deeply held beliefs. "No thanks" and a closed door will usually do the trick.  - Dwayner   Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratboy Posted July 17, 2003 Share Posted July 17, 2003 (edited) I have no compassion for those trying to convert or intimidate others into worshipping their invisible man. Good for them if they've found the meaning to their life, but leave me out of it. I don't need their (the missionaries' or the chruch's) help in figuring things out for myself. In the worlds of the immortal George Carlin, "Keep thy religion to thyself." Edited July 17, 2003 by Ratboy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissNormandy Posted July 17, 2003 Share Posted July 17, 2003 nolanr said: Yeah, but the Mormons have basketball courts IN THEIR CHURCHES and they actively encourage dancing to their youth. Growing up Baptist I thought dancing was naughtier than sex. They may be a cult and they may have some seriously wacked doctrine, but they do a pretty good job of making it seem interesting to youngsters, some other denominations should be taking notes. Â My presbyterian church has TWO basketball courts. Â They encourage dancing among eachother. Have you ever been to a mormon dance? They waddle side to side with hands on shoulders to the oldies and other church approved music. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted July 17, 2003 Share Posted July 17, 2003 sounds more like riverdance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted July 17, 2003 Share Posted July 17, 2003 MissNormandy said: nolanr said: Yeah, but the Mormons have basketball courts IN THEIR CHURCHES and they actively encourage dancing to their youth. Growing up Baptist I thought dancing was naughtier than sex. They may be a cult and they may have some seriously wacked doctrine, but they do a pretty good job of making it seem interesting to youngsters, some other denominations should be taking notes. Â My presbyterian church has TWO basketball courts. Â They encourage dancing among eachother. Have you ever been to a mormon dance? They waddle side to side with hands on shoulders to the oldies and other church approved music. Â 10 miles North of me, in Lynden, dancing is illegal within city limits. Â Quakers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 only 1 mile south of me dancing is illegal.... Â all the cool kidz can sneak up here for likker at 18, weed and DANCING Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 Dru said: only 1 mile south of me dancing is illegal.... Â all the cool kidz can sneak up here for likker at 18, weed and DANCING Â With that place, any kid would want to, I am guessing. Â Wow, you're close! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nolanr Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 Never been to a Mormon dance or church service. I did play hoops w/ them fairly regularly in high school. I'm not defending their religion, but I knew a handful of Mormons growing up and they all seemed like decent folk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissNormandy Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 nolanr said: Never been to a Mormon dance or church service. I did play hoops w/ them fairly regularly in high school. I'm not defending their religion, but I knew a handful of Mormons growing up and they all seemed like decent folk. Â They are decent folk. I agree with you on that. They are just a little too oppressive and judgemental for my taste. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratboy Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 MissNormandy said: They are just a little too oppressive and judgemental for my taste. Â You just described every religion I've ever encountered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 Ratboy said: MissNormandy said: They are just a little too oppressive and judgemental for my taste. Â You just described every religion I've ever encountered. Â Eventhese guys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott_J Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 I haven't liked Krak since he wrote the little book about the young man that fucked up in Alaska and died in his bus. Fucking ass hole made the kid seem like he went out of his way to kill himself. When BUSH living the simpliest fuck up and you are history. This could of been the case. Â Mormans are no different than anyother religious group, just newer and there for a newer target. If every kid behaved as well as my Morman students and if every kid had as caring parent as these students had then my job would of been 100% easier. Â To all you Morman haters...FUCK OFF IF YA GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT WELL FUCK OFF AGAIN Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 Reminds me of a bumper sticker... Â Â Â Â Â Â ---Marijuana: Hey, at least it's not crack !--- Â Â Â Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fence_Sitter Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 sisu_suomi said: I haven't liked Krak since he wrote the little book about the young man that fucked up in Alaska and died in his bus. Fucking ass hole made the kid seem like he went out of his way to kill himself. When BUSH living the simpliest fuck up and you are history. This could of been the case. Â Mormans are no different than anyother religious group, just newer and there for a newer target. If every kid behaved as well as my Morman students and if every kid had as caring parent as these students had then my job would of been 100% easier. Â To all you Morman haters...FUCK OFF IF YA GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT WELL FUCK OFF AGAIN Â them mormon girls wre the dirties lil beauties i ever met in H.S. one of them got my first ascent... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlpineK Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 sisu_suomi said: To all you Morman haters...FUCK OFF IF YA GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT WELL FUCK OFF AGAIN  Fuck off yourself beotch.  Any religion where you drink soda pop at wedding receptions, wear funny underwear, and believe in a civilization in north America that was more advanced than the Romans but left no trace is fucked up.  I've been around a number of them, so like I said earlier  fuck off beotch and again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratboy Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 sisu_suomi said: If every kid behaved as well as my Morman students... To all you Morman haters...FUCK OFF Â I see you don't teach by example. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 Dru said: only 1 mile south of me dancing is illegal.... Â Look who's been watching Footloose again. F'ing destroy that tape Dru, it's seeping into your real life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobBob Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 I say you goofs are elitists, krakking on Krakauer like this. He writes vivid accounts for the general public's enjoyment. Nobody who is close to a subject ever believes that writers get it right...I once had to listen to a drunk fisherman from Massachusetts rail for an hour about what a lying sumbitch Sebastion Junger was with his facts in The Perfect Storm. A vivid and accurate account of the general scene is more important than accuracy of the minutiae that people close to stories get hung up on. Â I'm just glad that Krakauer has the gift of a wordsmith. A couple of his short stories like Club Denali are . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thinker Posted July 19, 2003 Share Posted July 19, 2003 iain said: sobo said:Krakaurer's was merely an entertaining read of sensationalist quasi-fiction and self-aggrandizement. He should start posting trip reports here, he'd fit right in. Â Trask's real identity has been discovered at last. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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