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gapertimmy said:

no, i just miss the old alpine kitty, dwayner where is that thing?

Oh man ~ am I needing a little attention or what from you? cantfocus.gifThat is the second time TimmyBoy! yellowsleep.gif I am feeling a bit stupid. O-well Life is toooooo short! wave.gif

 

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trask said:

kitten said:

I don't have much to comment about my sex life...

It is ALL mine and the history would take too long to tell you about. wave.gif

ya well, we got time

Did YOU miss me trasky-woo??? yellaf.gif

MY sex life is something of the PAST cry.gif But there are SO many possiblities in the FUTURE.

The thing I will say : BE OPEN TO ALL NEW EXPERIENCES AND OPPORTUNITES. thumbs_up.gif

This sounds like something a man would say cantfocus.gif

I can say that the best times I had were when I didn't have expectations, we were open, having fun, and teaching eachother new things. fruit.gif

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man alpine kitty puts you in a trance with its flashing eyes and shit. one time i had a bad trip, and the alpine kitty grew a richard simmons head and started asking me if i wanted a porkchop sandwhich

 

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gapertimmy said:

man alpine kitty puts you in a trance with its flashing eyes and shit. one time i had a bad trip, and the alpine kitty grew a richard simmons head and started asking me if i wanted a porkchop sandwhich

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"Women are serial liars when it comes to sex. Not only do they "forget" about certain partners, but they also add years to the age at which they lost their virginity, and refuse to tell the truth about masturbating or using pornography."

 

well, at least it doesn't say "all women." rolleyes.gif i don't lie ... and i don't forget. who really gives a fuck? whoever does needs to be stoned (with stones) and dropped to the curb like the goodie two-shoes f'ers they think they are. pfft.

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thelawgoddess said:

well, at least it doesn't say "all women." rolleyes.gif i don't lie ... and i don't forget. who really gives a fuck?

 

thumbs_up.gif I don't lie about anything. I may not give you an answer when you ask. That is my right and yours baby. wave.gif

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thelawgoddess said:

"Women are serial liars when it comes to sex. Not only do they "forget" about certain partners, but they also add years to the age at which they lost their virginity, and refuse to tell the truth about masturbating or using pornography."

 

well, at least it doesn't say "all women." rolleyes.gif i don't lie ... and i don't forget. who really gives a fuck? whoever does needs to be stoned (with stones) and dropped to the curb like the goodie two-shoes f'ers they think they are. pfft.

 

but i don't think you give a rat's ass about impressing someone...or not...right???

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JGowans said:

ehmmic said:

Fence_Sitter said:

reminds me of the multiple of 3 rule in that tenny bopper movie...

 

guys- multiply by 3

 

girls- divide by 3

 

Actually Fence I think you got that backwards. Guys overinflate and girls underreport... Been awile since I saw that flick though.

 

no. he's got it right. guys multiply their number by 3 and women divide theirs by 3. does it need professor catbirdseat to explain further? capiche?

 

Someone once passed along this handy formula for dealing with the unwelcome question from your special new lady friend (which for some reason is almost always asked in a post-coital situation...):

 

(1) take the number of women you've actually had sex with;

(2) add the number of guys that you know she has had sex with;

(3) add the number of women that she knows you have had sex with;

(4) and divide by two. That's your answer.

(5) if it's more than twelve, say twelve.

 

What it pretty much boils down to, unless you're fairly young or fairly... um... chaste, is that the answer is likely to be twelve.

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gapertimmy said:

no, i just miss the old alpine kitty, dwayner where is that thing?

 

gapertimmy said:

man alpine kitty puts you in a trance with its flashing eyes and shit.

 

A quick search of the archives reveals the following URL for our special friend...

 

Alpine Kitty

 

Sadly tho, the link is no longer functional. cry.gif

 

Interesting side note: PTV is at ~10% without Richard Simmons supplementation. shocked.gif

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thelawgoddess said:

"Women are serial liars when it comes to sex. Not only do they "forget" about certain partners, but they also add years to the age at which they lost their virginity, and refuse to tell the truth about masturbating or using pornography."

 

well, at least it doesn't say "all women." rolleyes.gif i don't lie ... and i don't forget. who really gives a fuck? whoever does needs to be stoned (with stones) and dropped to the curb like the goodie two-shoes f'ers they think they are. pfft.

 

OK TLG, I've been with 93 women. How many guys you been with? grin.gif

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MissNormandy said:

Huh?

 

Ummmmm three.

 

hey little sis... for future referance, they can't call you a lier if you tell them that a lady doesn't kiss and tell wink.gif

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MissNormandy said:

OH

 

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ummmm, can I change my answer?

 

 

God I'm glad I didn't pick a random number like 72 or 666

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