kitten Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 gapertimmy said: no, i just miss the old alpine kitty, dwayner where is that thing? Oh man ~ am I needing a little attention or what from you? That is the second time TimmyBoy! I am feeling a bit stupid. O-well Life is toooooo short! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kitten Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 trask said: kitten said: I don't have much to comment about my sex life... It is ALL mine and the history would take too long to tell you about. ya well, we got time Did YOU miss me trasky-woo??? MY sex life is something of the PAST But there are SO many possiblities in the FUTURE. The thing I will say : BE OPEN TO ALL NEW EXPERIENCES AND OPPORTUNITES. This sounds like something a man would say I can say that the best times I had were when I didn't have expectations, we were open, having fun, and teaching eachother new things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gapertimmy Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 man alpine kitty puts you in a trance with its flashing eyes and shit. one time i had a bad trip, and the alpine kitty grew a richard simmons head and started asking me if i wanted a porkchop sandwhich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted July 15, 2003 Author Share Posted July 15, 2003 gapertimmy said: man alpine kitty puts you in a trance with its flashing eyes and shit. one time i had a bad trip, and the alpine kitty grew a richard simmons head and started asking me if i wanted a porkchop sandwhich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelawgoddess Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 "Women are serial liars when it comes to sex. Not only do they "forget" about certain partners, but they also add years to the age at which they lost their virginity, and refuse to tell the truth about masturbating or using pornography." well, at least it doesn't say "all women." i don't lie ... and i don't forget. who really gives a fuck? whoever does needs to be stoned (with stones) and dropped to the curb like the goodie two-shoes f'ers they think they are. pfft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gapertimmy Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 porkchop sandwhich right click save target as, you'll need quicktime worth it though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kitten Posted July 15, 2003 Share Posted July 15, 2003 thelawgoddess said: well, at least it doesn't say "all women." i don't lie ... and i don't forget. who really gives a fuck? I don't lie about anything. I may not give you an answer when you ask. That is my right and yours baby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted July 16, 2003 Share Posted July 16, 2003 thelawgoddess said: "Women are serial liars when it comes to sex. Not only do they "forget" about certain partners, but they also add years to the age at which they lost their virginity, and refuse to tell the truth about masturbating or using pornography." well, at least it doesn't say "all women." i don't lie ... and i don't forget. who really gives a fuck? whoever does needs to be stoned (with stones) and dropped to the curb like the goodie two-shoes f'ers they think they are. pfft. but i don't think you give a rat's ass about impressing someone...or not...right??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger Posted July 16, 2003 Share Posted July 16, 2003 JGowans said: ehmmic said: Fence_Sitter said: reminds me of the multiple of 3 rule in that tenny bopper movie... guys- multiply by 3 girls- divide by 3 Actually Fence I think you got that backwards. Guys overinflate and girls underreport... Been awile since I saw that flick though. no. he's got it right. guys multiply their number by 3 and women divide theirs by 3. does it need professor catbirdseat to explain further? capiche? Someone once passed along this handy formula for dealing with the unwelcome question from your special new lady friend (which for some reason is almost always asked in a post-coital situation...): (1) take the number of women you've actually had sex with; (2) add the number of guys that you know she has had sex with; (3) add the number of women that she knows you have had sex with; (4) and divide by two. That's your answer. (5) if it's more than twelve, say twelve. What it pretty much boils down to, unless you're fairly young or fairly... um... chaste, is that the answer is likely to be twelve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted July 16, 2003 Share Posted July 16, 2003 gapertimmy said: no, i just miss the old alpine kitty, dwayner where is that thing? gapertimmy said: man alpine kitty puts you in a trance with its flashing eyes and shit. A quick search of the archives reveals the following URL for our special friend... Alpine Kitty Sadly tho, the link is no longer functional. Interesting side note: PTV is at ~10% without Richard Simmons supplementation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billygoat Posted July 16, 2003 Share Posted July 16, 2003 thelawgoddess said: "Women are serial liars when it comes to sex. Not only do they "forget" about certain partners, but they also add years to the age at which they lost their virginity, and refuse to tell the truth about masturbating or using pornography." well, at least it doesn't say "all women." i don't lie ... and i don't forget. who really gives a fuck? whoever does needs to be stoned (with stones) and dropped to the curb like the goodie two-shoes f'ers they think they are. pfft. OK TLG, I've been with 93 women. How many guys you been with? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gapertimmy Posted July 16, 2003 Share Posted July 16, 2003 i've only been with one woman that likes porkchopsandwhiches Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billygoat Posted July 16, 2003 Share Posted July 16, 2003 Your turn Miss Normandy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissNormandy Posted July 16, 2003 Share Posted July 16, 2003 Huh? Ummmmm three. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted July 16, 2003 Share Posted July 16, 2003 MissNormandy said: Huh? Ummmmm three. hey little sis... for future referance, they can't call you a lier if you tell them that a lady doesn't kiss and tell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissNormandy Posted July 16, 2003 Share Posted July 16, 2003 what? hold on let me read the thread... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billygoat Posted July 16, 2003 Share Posted July 16, 2003 There are so many handsome lads out there. Go and explore your world girl.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissNormandy Posted July 16, 2003 Share Posted July 16, 2003 OH ummmm, can I change my answer? God I'm glad I didn't pick a random number like 72 or 666 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain Posted July 16, 2003 Share Posted July 16, 2003 classic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted July 16, 2003 Share Posted July 16, 2003 MissNormandy said: OH ummmm, can I change my answer? God I'm glad I didn't pick a random number like 72 or 666 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.