lummox Posted May 15, 2003 Posted May 15, 2003 i got a handjob while riding a bus from mexico city to queretaro. i returned the favor. hehe. Quote
lummox Posted May 15, 2003 Posted May 15, 2003 b-rock said: skanky two dollar gigalos don't count man. she was a fine lady. i banged her for a few years. now shes married and lives in germany. guess im just lucky i avoided the ball and chain. Quote
JGowans Posted May 15, 2003 Author Posted May 15, 2003 I'd like to officially start the MHMC (Mile High Masturbation Club). Guilty as charged Ms. Air Hostess lady. ooh err. Quote
Fejas Posted May 15, 2003 Posted May 15, 2003 minx said: in her ear? why? practice your aim or what? Â For the longest time she didn't want to give head so I just jerked off and shot it in her ear (preferlably while she was sleeping)... a coulpe times of that, and she came around really quick... We didn't have a great relationship to say the least... my earlyer days of immaturety, now i'm in my mid-years of immaturety so i wank it on the boob... Quote
Fence_Sitter Posted May 15, 2003 Posted May 15, 2003 JGowans said: I'd like to officially start the MHMC (Mile High Masturbation Club). Guilty as charged Ms. Air Hostess lady. ooh err. Â i am the vice president.... i have logged over 47 hours in lavatories over 37 countries... Quote
666 Posted May 16, 2003 Posted May 16, 2003 oddest place?  in your burger when i was workin short order cook at Zeke's last summer  did ya like my special sauce? Quote
Fairweather Posted May 16, 2003 Posted May 16, 2003 the summit crater contains more than just white snow careful where you step Quote
Necronomicon Posted May 16, 2003 Posted May 16, 2003 Hanging from the rafters in the garage by a rope around my neck while listening to Joy Division. Quote
kitten Posted May 16, 2003 Posted May 16, 2003 gapertimmy said: Have you ever walked in on someone? Quote
RuMR Posted May 16, 2003 Posted May 16, 2003 kitten said: gapertimmy said: Have you ever walked in on someone? Â A buddy of mine that went to the airforce acadamy told me a story about his roomate and what happened to him...Apparantly the guy was a squad leader and one of his female underclass cadets came to talk to him about some demerits she'd gotten for something or other and he was in the midst of "doin' his thing"...Of course she runs off down the hall... His response: He runs out into the hall sans drawers and pants and says "Hey, come back here...i was just thinking about you!!!" Â Â Still crax me up to this day... Quote
RuMR Posted May 16, 2003 Posted May 16, 2003 maybe not so funny in view of the latest news regarding the acadamy... Quote
Fejas Posted May 16, 2003 Posted May 16, 2003 Walk in on a roomate in the bath room... I didn't think any one was home, wake up hed to the pisser... roommate was trying to be really quiet as not to wake me with sounds of wanking it... I open the door and see her sittin' on the pot with legs up on the towel rack and goin' at it... both of us couldn't look each other in the face with out turning bright red for at least a month... we never told either of our partners about it, just kind kept that one on the downlow... Quote
RobBob Posted May 16, 2003 Posted May 16, 2003 Fejas, obviously she wasn't a looker or you would've been on that, right?? Quote
Fejas Posted May 16, 2003 Posted May 16, 2003 Me and my girl friend lived with her and her girl friend... uuuuuu... kinda okward situation to see her like that, I just was dumbfounded, couldn't move or turn away, just stare... she is full blown furr traider, she once told me wile i was flerting with her "I don't do dick, now piss off."... apperently she does dilldo though... Quote
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