Saturday morning arrives and the husband gets up early, dresses quietly, makes his lunch, puts on his long johns, grabs the dog, and goes to the garage to hook up his boat to the truck to head down to his favorite fishin’ hole. 
  
Pulling out of the garage, he sees the rain is just pouring down – it’s a freaking torrential downpour! There is snow mixed in with the rain, and the wind is howling at about 60 mph, and it’s bitterly cold. He goes back into the house and turns on the TV to The Weather Channel, where he learns that it is to be like this all day. 
  
Sadly, he puts the boat back into the garage, quietly gets undressed, and slips back into bed with his wife. There he spoons up to her back, now with a different anticipation, and whispers, “The weather out there is atrocious.” 
  
His wife sleepily replies, “Can you believe my stupid husband is out there fishing in this crap?”