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as long as he has cc.com, Dru will never be lonely..

Arc'Teryx is the new North Face. It has the cachet that MEC lacks. Everyone wants to drag their 3ply 'Teryx around campus, in their SUV, to the soccer game. Soon, it will be in the back of the closet, with their Adidas shoes, parachute pants, and Vuarnet sunglasses.

Depending on name variant 1. Colonel Furryface 2. Major Bushkisser 3. King Out Of My Tree

That's badass- I'll be waiting for those pics.

My universe is an enantiomer of yours.

I'm trying to visualize this (stopping a whipper with a grigri tethered to a screamer), and the only image I get is the grigri taking out my remaining teeth. ..and as Cracked points out, I can't imagine what situation would generate those kind of forces on the belay device (factor 2 falls only?) but then again, I'm a pessimist.

Don't forget your gaiters, boys!

The piano has been drinking My necktie is asleep And the combo went back to new york The jukebox has to take a leak And the carpet needs a haircut And the spotlight looks like a prison break Cause the telephone's out of cigarettes And the balcony's on the make And the piano has been drinking The piano has been drinking... And the menus are all freezing And the lightman's blind in one eye And he can't see out of the other And the piano-tuner's got a hearing aid And he showed up with his mother And the piano has been drinking The piano has been drinking Cause the bouncer is a sumo wrestler Cream puff casper milk toast And the owner is a mental midget With the i.q. of a fencepost Cause the piano has been drinking The piano has been drinking... And you can't find your waitress With a geiger counter And she hates you and your friends And you just can't get served Without her And the box-office is drooling And the bar stools are on fire And the newspapers were fooling And the ash-trays have retired The piano has been drinking The piano has been drinking The piano has been drinking Not me, not me, not me, not me, not me

...we're talking about climbing, right?

Apparently, losing those excess grams is KEY sending the hard shit. Get well soon!

You're sick? Think how the poor mutt feels :barf:

hopeful monster

The existence of Scott disproves the possibility of intelligent design.

Good call, CBS. I look forward to sharing my tofurky, carrot-sticks and booze with anyone in the greater Canmore metropolitan area.

screw cc.com - I've found a better message board See you suckers on the flip side...not!

NyQuil will do in a pinch.

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I just read the whole thread. I'll never get that time back.

Cool. That was one of the debated options. Which route?

Every time I think I'm losing weight, there's some damn belayer with a camera ready to prove I'm a fat-ass. Thanks for the quality time, Fox. My money stills says 'Star-belt' takes the cake.

If the liberals hadn't taken their guns away, they would've been able to defend themselves.

when bad grammar happens to good people

F-A, where can I get a copy of your 'random capital' generator? It's fabulous.