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Yeah, your wrestling pardner keeps bragging how you can't walk when he's done w/ you.

Do you have nunchuck skills?

who knew?

Fucking ropegun. I hear E's teaching it to tie off his rope so he can jug the harder pitches.

I think JG/Seattle made death threats to Peter Alexander, but that was disputed. JG/Seattle was going to make additional threats with professional observers, but it snowed and the threats had to be delayed.

I think SLC is getting to you.

I find that good grammar and spelling do wonders to prevent needless misunderstandings.

I'll think about it. I hear they're also looking for spare stopwatches. ***** BikeWorks is a low-key, local nonprofit that deserves some notice. Based in Columbia City (neighborhood in Seattle), they help kids earn bicycles by repair old and donated cycles. They also have an international program where they help supply old bikes to Ghana. It's worth checking out.

That depends on whether you're wearing shorts over your polypro or not.

Depends on who's still in it; if it's the chica du jour, I'll either stuff or roll it. If it's just a climbing partner, I'll fold it.

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Sadly, you can't. It's restricted to students/faculty/staff. No alum & deep pockets don't help much.

The LanceGranite Liposuction Diet Ski more, Eat more, Weight less!

Thank you.

Awright, chubby- how much of that porkage are you planning to lose this year?

Is everyone else having as much fun as me?

C'mon, c'mon. I know every damn office, every miserable cubicle lit by flickering fluorescent lights, every humble library computer kiosk is DEAD right now. Don't kid yourself- you're not really getting much work done today. instead, enter the 'ugly dog' contest I'll buy the first round for the winner.

it's not damage- it's a feature!

why hate? my new camera is SWEET!