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Bogen, he's called your bluff. Time to skin an Inuit and a skinny white guy. I suggest AlpinFox.

THE SHOCKER??!!

Fuck yeah, Jake! Freedom ain't free, motherfuckers! Loser fucking liberals want equal access- for free? Bullshit! Cry me a fuken river, cocksucker crossdressers! Loser fuken Seattle with drippy bike-riding hippies. America is the land of the free, so love it or leave it. You're free to buy whatever you want here, not like socialist backasswards Canada. If you don't love it, then don't let the door smack your ass on the way out!!!

I was washed up a long time ago.

Come on- don't sell them. I'm sure you'll pass that lead test soon!!

If you need a support group, or just some cheerleaders to focus positive energy on you, it would be worth the gym fee go cheer you on? Which gym are you 'climbing' at?

You can do it, little red engine! I think you can!

You think a dude wants a round-house kick upside the head when I'm wearing these bad boys?

Rudy, I gotta ask - where do you wrestle, assuming its not a bath-house?

Yeah, your wrestling pardner keeps bragging how you can't walk when he's done w/ you.

Do you have nunchuck skills?

who knew?

Fucking ropegun. I hear E's teaching it to tie off his rope so he can jug the harder pitches.

I think JG/Seattle made death threats to Peter Alexander, but that was disputed. JG/Seattle was going to make additional threats with professional observers, but it snowed and the threats had to be delayed.

I think SLC is getting to you.

I find that good grammar and spelling do wonders to prevent needless misunderstandings.

I'll think about it. I hear they're also looking for spare stopwatches. ***** BikeWorks is a low-key, local nonprofit that deserves some notice. Based in Columbia City (neighborhood in Seattle), they help kids earn bicycles by repair old and donated cycles. They also have an international program where they help supply old bikes to Ghana. It's worth checking out.

That depends on whether you're wearing shorts over your polypro or not.

Depends on who's still in it; if it's the chica du jour, I'll either stuff or roll it. If it's just a climbing partner, I'll fold it.

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Sadly, you can't. It's restricted to students/faculty/staff. No alum & deep pockets don't help much.