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Speaking of which, any first-hand reviews of the Cinch yet?

Holy crap, it worked! No shit. I'm taking notes.

why ya gotta hate like that, nalo?

Those animated fingers are sexy. I'm getting funny feelings.

fuck that! Establish dominance! Bite them first, bite them harder!! When you're though making mr-internet-tough-guy your bitch, put him in a pansy-ass windshirt and kick him out the door. bizzatch.

Three days of lounging in seven weeks of skiing, ice climbing, and rock climbing and you're calling her a poseur? I think Bob's flirting. If he meets her, he'll probably throw rocks at her and then pull her hair.

You'd think they could save themselves some money by outsourcing the exection, but.. ..it doesn't sound like he'd win the bid.

When you get that job, would you hook a brother up and ropegun for me?

Righto. I'll get on that one, chief. "C'mon, bizatch, climb!! I'm not gonna pull yer ass up!"

Disneyland Resort --- DISNEYLAND Resort Title: Mountain Climbers US-CA-Anaheim RESPONSIBILITIES: The Disneyland® Resort is “The Happiest Place On Earth,” featuring two theme parks, an entertainment district and three hotels. All within walking distance are: Disneyland®, Walt Disney's original theme park; Disney's California Adventure TM, Disney fun with a whole new attitude; Downtown Disney® District, a public esplanade of dining, family entertainment and shopping; the luxurious 745-room Disney's Grand Californian Hotel® ; the beach front fun of the 489-room Disney's Paradise Pier® Hotel; and the magical 990-room Disneyland® Hotel. We currently have MOUNTAIN CLIMBER openings. A Disneyland Mountain Climber will perform repetitive climbing and rappelling up and down the face of the Matterhorn Mountain and perform a rehearsed and directed show. They will be responsible to ensure the safe operation of the Disneyland Resort Climbing Program. The Climbers are a highly skilled, physically agile group of individuals who possess unique mountaineering and rock climbing skills enabling them to safely scale a rock face, using a variety of specialized equipment. The Climbers are focused on the immediate job at hand, as it is considered to be a very challenging and physically demanding job. The focus of a Climber is not only on themselves, but on their climbing partner as well. A Climber depends on their partner to ensure a safe climb. As a Disney Cast Member, you will be expected to exhibit a positive, friendly and helpful attitude to our Guests and fellow Cast Members. REQUIRED QUALIFICATIONS: • Firm understanding of and ability to demonstrate proper climbing technique, belaying, rappelling, hanging belay, and proper usage of climbing equipment including Fall Arrest Equipment (ex: ATC device, Rescue 8, Petzl I’D). • Training and knowledge in use of SRL (Self Retracting Lifelines). Training and understanding in the use of the Hanging Point Turntable. • Technical climbing experience in leading a 5.9 climb. A Class 5 climb is defined as: high angle cliffs, severe exposure. Protection placed by leader. • Ability to identify and resolve any potential problem as it relates to climbing a mountain as a climber or in any other element of the climbing program. • Experience in overseeing a climber of lesser experience and assuming responsibility for proper climbing technique for lesser experienced climbers. • Must be able to lift up to 50 pounds, occasionally up to 75 pounds. PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON AT THE DISNEYLAND RESORT CASTING CENTER LOCATED AT 700 W. BALL ROAD, ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA. FOR DIRECTIONS, OR MORE INFORMATION PLEASE CALL THE DISNEYLAND RESORT JOBLINE AT (800) 766-0888. Additional Information Position Type: Part Time, Employee Job#: BR Contact Information Disneyland Resort 700 W. Ball Road Anaheim CA 92803 Ph: (800) 766-0888

Well, he may have a point there. I keep one with me for lonely bivies.

f' yeah!

Maybe he has a towing hitch? (I can't tell in the picture)

It is acceptable to dry-tool any route at Vantage, because the place is just a choss-pile anyway. To demonstrate superior form, it is necessary to hack your way up (on top-rope) every route in the Feathers, and then hurl your tools and crampons at the inevitable gapers and etiquette police, while swearing violently how you were hardcore back when the gapers were just an embarassing swelling in their daddies' pants. If you can work up a little froth and foam, then you're dry tooling in fine form.

There's a helluva lot of cool contained in the extra 'sss'. If it's not too much, I'd prefer to be called 'Ssssquid' from now on.

Exactly! Now my climbing trips can last longer as I exchange booty-gear for food. If only I could exchange used nuts for beer....

How's tricks in SLC? Any chats with the brethren lately?

Mods, should I cross-post this to 'Body Results?'

the liberal speaks again

The Integral Designs SilTarp is pretty cool as a wind/rain break, but it wouldn't hold up if you used it as a groundcloth.