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just don't forget the rope

I have alterior motives for anything I do that isn't climbing...I'd drive the damn trail if I could get away with it.

It fell off some cliff ... so its just a big piece of choss. Did you make that up? That is the wittiest thing I've heard about bouldering in a long time.

i'm typing AND biking naw, i'm at an all time motivational low. maybe tomorrow. I'm gonna make more cheeseburgers right now.

"Need partner for full on Alpine Anal Raping Chossmare"

is it illegeal to push a mountain bike on the PCT?

chum her pistons

Jesse, man, you gotta retype this partner request. It's just not flowin' with the nature of the board. Look at some of the others, for instance, Glassgowkiss's partner requests to get an idea of the tone you need to be using here. Sorry to intrude, hope you get a partner, but you might get someone from "the wrong crowd" posting like that. Example: Need partner for SEWS East Buttress Direct 8/15. Any of you clownpunching spray hording mouthbreathing windowlickers not too busy jackin' off to gay porn or giving beta on the tooth, then PM me and I will select one of you the rest can go F#%ck yourself.

how do you know that I needed to smear? you in my bunghole?

check your pms

Keg stands!!!!!!!!!!! Spining ground below the feet!!!!!!!1 Vomiting in the grasslands!! Sex in the bushes!!!

I've heard the W.Ridge of Old Settler is amazing and mellow.

I'm going to bike the Methow River Trail to Rainy Pass tomorrow, but was wondering if anyone here has done this ride? Any time estimates? Will I get my ass kicked? I'm no Mtn biker. Thank You, Mike Layton

thank god they didn't play, "i fought the law" I was sooo sick of that song.

more of a Waterman gear list

how about just bringing a snowmobile suit and a bag of flour?

this is better than my "Liner Socks" battlecage flamewar. Metolius Super Chalk sucks, I ONLY use X-Factor chalk. It makes my nose bleed.

So they can go climbing

SpecialEd was in "Bat Country" so i wouldn't rely on his beta. Poor bastard'll see em soon enough.

damn acetyl-CoA Hey, don't go selling any ideas here, cuz I've already patented the, "Mike Layton Shiver Bivy Diet." It'll be the latest rage in weight loss. "Eat all you want and anything you want...just as long as you exert three times as many calories as you can possilby replenish. Then melt the fat away by sleeping out in the cold." "Come visit my Shiver Bivy Resort in the beautiful Canadian Rockies," the add continues, "fly over the gorgeous landscape where our specialists will drop you off in the middle of nowhere without shelter or nearly enough food. You can request to be dropped far enough away from the road that you can have one, two, even three nights out alone in the cold!"

Good question!? I know that shivering is the MOST efficient way to exercise, and burns more calories than any activity.

I was guessing 6000 cal for a long day in the Mtns, and 8000 cal for an epicly long day in the mountains. No way can you replenish that. I'm just curious b/c I know i can't possibly eat enought to replace the total calorie loss and my body fat is very low so I get real curious where that extra fuel comes from. can somebody help me type, i'm getting tired.

Thanks for the info Mr. Black. You guys seem to crank out some interesting lines to keep us dreaming. I saw it from our little "traverse" and it looked "in." Priorities have changed, and my knowledge of other similiar climbs has broadened since I requested info (i.e. new routes), so I doubt I'll be getting after this one anytime soon. However, I hope someone has the vision to go out and do it, take some pictures, and make us all wish we were there. Please continue to visit this spray factory, I'd like to hear your input on other routes and ideas too. -Mike