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  1. AlpineK

    Rap

    Too bad they blurred the gun.
  2. Well I feel better about things since you stole a bunch of his gear, and we burned it rapping off Combatant.
  3. It just doesn't have the same effect. Try and play along. There'll be a load of wood coming down the east route to Smith.
  4. What goes on at Skull Fuck Hollow stays at Skull Fuck Hollow.
  5. I use them all the time. They sure beat sweaping, and they get hard surfaces a lot cleaner.
  6. Fuck yeah A to the K
  7. AlpineK

    Math Problem

    I like driving via Crackima, but I've got a big ass engine for all the hills in my truck.
  8. AlpineK

    Math Problem

    The Grasslands not Skull Hollow
  9. AlpineK

    Math Problem

    Please translate to english units. 99% of your trip is in the USA so show some respect. Maybe I should place a call to Homeland Security. They wont stand for this metric(French) bullshit.
  10. Watch your language. Folks will jump on you if you say anything politically incorrect. Also be prepared for someone to get in your face and give you a lecture if you do anything they think is irresponsible...I once had a guy flip me a bunch of shit because I took 2 of the free samples at the gocery store. Other than that you should be safe for the weekend. If you want to get in touch with the true freaky side of Boulder you need to try to rent a room in a shared house in Boulder. I lived in one house with this guy who apon hearing that I was a climber infomed me that his nickname was, "Teton Ron," because he'd climbed the Grand 5 times. A few months later I came home and he was hanging out with some friend. (Key to this story is I had gotten in a wreck and I was fighting with insurance and my truck was fucked up) TR: Hey Kurt this is my friend xxx Me: Nice to meet you TR: xxx does body work Me: Cool, you should go look at my truck it's fucked up and I need bids on getting it fixed. TR: Kurt I ment massage therapy when I said body work. Me: Huh, well I don't need any of that. If you want to go totally native you should walk around The Hill wearing all your rock gear. Stop by a coffee shop and get some espresso and tell folks your headed to the Flat Irons.
  11. Boooo Boooo...you guys suck
  12. I remember singing this little song in grade school: Marijuana Marijuana LSD LSD Scientists make it teachers take it Why can't we Why can't we
  13. AlpineK

    glorious

    There you go option #4... put a hit out on your advisor.
  14. AlpineK

    glorious

    Yeah I'm going to go with E on this. Come on Gary, every person you meet has bs in their life. Why are you special? Get a different advisor, get a job and forget about grad school, or suck it up and take it. those are the first three obvious options. But please please please quit whining.
  15. That looks like an add in a comic book. "Tired of being a 99lbs weakling...next time I'm going to kick sand in his face."
  16. I'll be going down on Friday afternoon/evening with room for 2 and coming back on the evening of Wed the 26th with room for 1.
  17. You're right that nobody would climb that route without a lot of effort on the part of the folks setting the route. I'd also agree that most of the pitches on the route seem like they're bolted in a sensible way. However there are a couple pitches up higher where I walked away shaking my head. I lead a pitch where I skipped multipul bolts and then cman lead a pitch where he skipped at least 5 bolts, one of them we both walked past. CJZ and Lenny also had the same experience. I enquired about the need for all those bolts with one person involved in setting the route. I'm a little disturbed that he refered to one bolt as a, "guide bolt." In my view the guide is the topo and therefore he's saying that something like...we placed a bolt because we didn't have spray paint to mark the route. In general I thought the route was pretty good, but there are a few things that are wrong with it. If this was the only route with excess bolts I probably wouldn't say anything, but the route seems to be part of a trend. Every year there seem ot be more and more routes where there are bolts near cracks or just plain too many bolts. Now it seems bolts need to be placed to mark the route.
  18. You haven't been paying attention E the number of the beast is actually 616. link
  19. KKK? Fuck you. Why are you so uptight about your chosen name?
  20. AlpineK

    News For AlpineK

    $400 All I had to do was put up with my boss yelling at me to hurry up.
  21. AlpineK

    News For AlpineK

    exactly! You also get this when you google pigs in space yow
  22. AlpineK

    News For AlpineK

    I've seen that site though never posted. Now back to the subject
  23. AlpineK

    Treehouses

    I've gotta run off and kill a tree soon, so I don't have time for a long answer, but putting bands around the trunk of a tree is not a way to do, "no harm," to the tree. In fact any tree house is going to do something bad to the tree however there are ways to minimize the dammage. I think CBS was close to the right aproach. Anyway I've gotta run and perform my job as the Dr Kevorkian(sp?) to this maple.
  24. What's going on in Chillywack next wednesday late night bible study or is it the how to set up your own meth lab part 2 lecture.
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