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  1. AlpineK

    TelemarkTwits.com

    Mt Everest ain't on this continent let alone in the Cascades dumbshit
  2. Carolyn
  3. AlpineK

    TelemarkTwits.com

    That has to be in the top 10 of gayest things I've ever read.
  4. Every few years I have to update my industrial first aid certificate. The class is always taught by a firefighter, and one of the subjects that always comes up is how people involved with accidents or rescues deal with the mental stress it puts on them. One way that a couple different instructors pointed out is to make jokes and crass comments about the accident/victim. It's not that they don't care it's just that it is a way of dealing with seeing some fucked up shit on a regular basis. Climbers are in this boat too. I'm sure accident reports remind people that something similar could happen to them, and whether conciously or subconciously they need to deal with it. Sure it's a public forum, so we need to have some respect to the victim/family. I just figure that for every accident there needs to be two threads one respectful one on the climbers board and the other one in spray.
  5. If you hike up to Goose Egg and find somebody ahead of you on your chosen route run away or at least pick another route far from them.
  6. You're just bitter because you really thought there was a mountie lodge in the Icicle.
  7. Shit man, I spent 10 hours wacking on a monster hedge and look what you office bitches have been doing. Gary, listen up schoolboy Attending a lecture doesn't mean you actually know jack shit. You could attend a lecture and pass a quiz and still not be able to know what the fuck you're up to in the real world. The only way to really learn is to do. (that's why all those miners who speak shitty english are way smarter than you) Anyway that's all I've got for now.
  8. That's because many on this board ARE assholes. No question about it. They sort of congregate here. "They"? Nice try. Exactly! CBS you are an asshole, but I know you think I am one too...Mexican standoff.
  9. Maybe someday you'll move up from brain dead to dumb.
  10. There's the rub: the real reason you all hate the mounties and blast them non-stop. Hey, that's cool, but be honest about it. I have a lot of other things I hate, so I'm afraid I don't have time to bash them non stop... dumbshit
  11. Ok let me tell you what I really think. Anyone who thinks there's a mounties lodge in the Icicle is a dumbfuck The mounties are the epic masters. I was in the mounties but I quit them a long time ago. My first expeience climb was with a leader who couldn't climb 5.2 (seriously) and refused to give up the lead. We spent an extra night out because of that idiot. My main climbing partner when I was starting out took the mounties class and on an experience climb on Adams they lost 1 tent and spent an extra night out. Just last year I helped rescue some mountie dude who fell on a 5.4 at the Tieton. I've heard thousands of other mountie epics. Rudy's comments earlier in this thread are spot on. The idea that someone who's been through the basic course the year before instructing new climbers is fucking stupid. The mounties have a large role in climbing history around here, but they hopefully have next to no role in the future of NW climbing. Death to the uber bureaucratic climbing club.
  12. I already posted that Ya scurvy dog Arrrrrgh
  13. My plans involve 4 days of doing stuff, somewhere, in the mountains, or not, what's the weather going to do.
  14. All I know is you've gotta be a retard to think there's a mounty lodge in the Icicle. (I wouldn't post that in the accident thread )
  15. AlpineK

    TelemarkTwits.com

    I like skiing, but I refuse to even look at a web site that is so bigoted that they feel compelled to use the word, "telemark," in their title.
  16. Did you do a lot of postholing?
  17. I guy from Wackoffo would look the same but be towing a minicart with his inbread family behind.
  18. AlpineK

    Wheres Iain?

    You guys and your need for constantly shifting avatars are so fucking gay.
  19. AlpineK

    Favorite Authors

    I'm not good at lists but here's a couple nobody's brought up. Gabriel Garcia Marquez VS Naipaul
  20. Larry, or should I say Erik. I can't speak for others, but I can say this. I've come very close to killing myself 3 times over the years in climbing accidents. Thankfully I didn't, and I haven't had a real close call in years. All 3 times I made decisions that were stupid and I payed the price. I still have vivid memories of all the scenarios. There was no internet back when I was doing stuff like that, and thankfully my friends didn't hack me to pieces with a monday morning quarterback routine. I can tell you this I am my own worst critic; I still stop and think every so often, "how could I have been so fucking stupid." I can't change the past and neither can Andrew, so why don't you lighten up. Anyway Andrew or Andy; way to not get dead.
  21. I'll be there with one other Saturday evening unless it's raining at Index on Saturday. We may check out the party. On Sunday we're going somewhere where you have to hike a bunch. Sorry I wont spray about camping in a public forum.
  22. Don't be too sure. We did some arial bombing of our gear when we went into the Cirque of the Towers. We ended up with a lot of dented cans.
  23. It sure was smokey in there...Sure was nodder.
  24. AlpineK

    Border Patrol

    Uh oh poppet's getting angry.
  25. AlpineK

    Border Patrol

    Try rereading slowly Scott. You have smoked pot, and I have friends that will testify that you have. You can read can't you? You did go to a college (unacredited though it is)
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