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AlpineK

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  1. Why don't you complete the sex change. Dave, a word of warning, Mark doesn't have friends. You can either be a sparing partner or his gimp.
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    Girl A or Girl B?

    Maybe it was the all blue outfit Gary.
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    Full of shit

    Funny I thought it was going to be about me.
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    Holy Shit

    Dude, you're parrt of the problem. Oly: Dave is calling you out. Dave: Kick his ass Everybody: Dave Schuldt for assistant Uberator! Here's my take: Shultzy is quite possibly brain dead, Ben deserves to have beer taken from him, and you're a dumbfuck.
  5. How about somewhere where Shultzy and Oly can fight.
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    Holy Shit

    Paper cuts can be quite vicious and highly prone to infection. I feel safer knowing that lil Scotty is on the front line protecting us against terror.
  7. Blue is like the sky that Gary yearns for. BTW a 2' fall onto hard ground can really play havoc with your chi.
  8. I'm a huge Michael Bolton fan.
  9. I'm not sure anyone's a sensitive composer like this guy.
  10. That's not very sensitive Johnny.
  11. Kix, I know it's hard to accept new and different things, but I think we should all give Gary some space to express himself. Lets all give a big hand to Gary. Please share more; we all support you.
  12. Poor Gary he was just trying to get in touch with his feelings of being a 12 year old girl and then big meanies like Rudy and Kix came a long and took away Gary's safe place to express himself. Gary don't let those negative nessies rule your life there are many people who support your willingness to share your unique fassion style. Please post more pictures.
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    Stress Relief

    Ricky, Bubbles, and Julian
  14. I think it's great that you feel comfortable enough to play the chocolate trombone in front of a live audience. Bravo.
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    Stress Relief

    Gary I don't mean to be so bold, but it would really help if you had your aura adjusted. Just a thought.
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    Stress Relief

    Gary how can you relax with that horid outfit. Really don't you know that blue and yellow clash. Why just looking at those white cotton underwear makes me ill. I really need to light some sage and meditate now.
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    CatBirdSeat Poll

    Wow, CBS is a swinger
  18. wait 'till the USA gets involved. USA doesn't give a shit. There's no oil there. Just a big f'n desert with the occasional dino bone. It seems Mongolia is located strategically bordering China and the USSR... I mean Russia. What's not to like about that location for a Risk-playing military machine? Go big or go home.
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    Vikings

    Rats are always onboard a ship.
  20. I hear you also play the skin flute. Oh wait I'm sorry I said that. I really am a bad person.
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    CatBirdSeat Poll

    Can't you do both...drink and drive.
  22. Ya think? Don't burst my bubble.
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    Vikings

    Many vikings sailed to Africa where they were attacked and raped by tribes of fierce but dumb monkeys. Most Americans of nordic descent are related to these viking/monkey people. Just look at Rat...I rest my case.
  24. Part of Zeke's wall?
  25. Well you weren't doing the TR now were you. You can always ask. The road was mostly snow free up to about the half way point. I can't imagine the road melting out all the way till early May.
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