Maybe the Silverado is more your style?
A female friend once bestowed this advice on a friend:
"A hungry man should never go shopping."
Which, of course, means that you have to get past the fact that you ARE in fact starving. Obviously this forum is shot as a venue for you to score from but perhaps you should try some other board and try to tone down the desperation. For instance, maybe you could post to Craigslist that you are looking for a running partner?
I take it that there are no hotties in any of your classes?
What about hosting a party and asking your friends to invite as many women as possible? For example, before I was married I used to hold an annual cocktail party where invitees were asked to wear 'vintage' formal attire (vintage was very liberally defined). Chicks LOVE a reason to get dressed up and it was a lot of fun.
Good luck, Mike!