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God who could ever forget the Dan's Dreadful Direct nonsense? Had to be the worst. The tantrum Scott threw about the dorks smoking dope at Muir was crazy funny.

Yeah Yeah longer days!!

That's no bong and certainly no prototype. But it's really HOT.

Having fun at work!

Look what happened to Reinhold Messner after frostbite zapped his toes. He no longer could rock climb (his first true climbing love) and started teaching, then climbing all those peaks.

Brittany = Butter Jon - You are a god!

Yo Dick A local guy here in Seattle did the route with his wife. He got all the beta from John Krakmeister himself. The route looks spectacular! Send him a private message, the name Daler.

Jon - You are a God

A Brittany Spears blow up doll for those long cold alpine nights. And a 70m rope. Jon - you are a god.

Jon - You are a God. (I am in no way sucking up to Jon just so he will give me the the Ropegun2002 name) Checkout Goanimal.com and take up Frank on one of his exercise routines. Talk about ass kicking routines. This guy KNOWS core strength and has even thrown the lengendary Tony Yaniro for a loop.

I should get a penalty for piling on. Scott Scott Scott..sheesh

Great Topic Courtney- Thanks to a focused and dedicated training regime I was able to the 20,000' summit of Alpamayo in South America. But there's more to the story. The first attempt we were the third party in line that day. After the brutal hike to the base I was 15' up the first ice pitch when a huge ice chunk knocked me clean out. To this day sweaty palms thinking how lucky I was to have both tools in. Bloodied we stagered back to camp. So the next day we were off again, this time the only party on the route and our mules coming the next day, we had to sprint. I took the lead and we basically never stopped moving. Vertical ice at 19-20,000' to the summit, back to high camp, then all the way to base camp in one day. The mule driver was there when we pulled. He was amazed at our effort. One of the best routes in the world.

Lenny Kravitz - "I've got to get away""I'm going to fly away." Makes me think of sending a hard project - it's either make it or fly!

See you there Holly. However I'm going to Orting for Thanksgiving - wherethehellisOrting.

What are some climbing/weekend plans for the four day holiday weekend?

Gizler (jiz-ler) (n) 1. Small hand hold barely enough to grip commonly found on sport routes by spendex clad boi. (See Lambone for definition of - Boi) "I like, had to totally gaston that slimey gizler just to send my rad bad ass project." 2. (n) Disgusting tasting gue underneith one's nose while ice climbing. "dude.. I was cover in frozen gizlers when I was pecking out that phat ice."

Bald is beautiful baby!

Scott - As much as I think Lameboi is an idiot. He has made a few valid points. I've stood on Denali's summit and to say that a team of two is not preferred is not accurate. The best team logistics on that mountain is a team of three. And take the smartaleck advice and get a catchy name. It helps to motivate your team and it's also a requirement. Keep an open mind and a humble heart on the big mountains. They mean business.

This topic seems a little chest pounding. But, what the hell. 2 hrs 45 mins car to car Outerspace - solo.

Q: What's the biggest lie told in Pullman? A: "I was just helping that sheep over the fence." Q: What does a WSU woman tell her lover when she's done with sex?A: "Get off me, Dad, you're crushing my smokes!" Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Pullman?A: God couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Q: How do you keep cougars out of your yard?A: Put up goalposts. Q: What do the cougars and marijuana have in common?A: They both get smoked in a bowl. Q: How do you neuter a Cougar?A: Kick his sister in the jaw! Q: Why are a tornado and a Cougar divorce similar? A: You know someone is going to lose a house trailer! Q: Why do WSU graduates put their diploma on the car dashboard?A: So they can park in the handicap spots. Q: How is a cougar like a possum?A: Both play dead at home and usually die on the road. Go Dawgs

You Might Be a Coug Fan If.. You think the stock market has a fence around it. You've ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame. Your home has more miles on it than your car. You hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice. You give your dad a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for his birthday. You consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment. You've ever been kicked out of the zoo for heckling the monkeys. The taillight covers of your car are made of tape. Your bumper is held up with duct tape. You've ever bathed with flea and tick soap. Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath!" Your wedding was held in the delivery room. The antenna on your truck is a danger to low flying airplanes. Your primary source of income is the pawn shop. You've ever barbecued Spam on the grill. Your brother-in-law is your uncle. You go to the family reunion to pick up women. None of your shirts cover your stomach.

The article refers to the Patriot (worthless hardware). The THAAD project is an improvement to the Patriot. Everyone know that none of the Patriots worked during the Gulf War. The THAAD missile has made three consecutive interceptions and looks like if the next one works with the new technolgy developed here, it will sell like hotcakes. Hot stock tip?

Dude..that looks like the ballistic defense missile system I worked on this year. (Delivered on time and on budget!) web page

You guys are creep'en me out. Go get a room.

Lurking....what's up losers? Spray has been dead lately... Please see "Muir On Saturday" you idiot.