jon

Trask's mama is so stupid if she spoke her mind she'd be speechless.

I've never seen it that exposed, what year did you take that Ray? Last time I climbed Adams (2 years ago?) there was this dude who was spending a month on the summit. Anybody else run into this guy?

No I'm pretty sure that was dru you saw, but your wife wankin him off. Don't let the fact that this is an "easy" route give you the impression that it doesn't require much of skillset to climb. In "perfect" conditions it's not a problem if you can handle the long slog, I've seen people going up in Tevas with only a bottle of water. That's fine hurray for them. I've also been there when there was a white out on the summit, with a guy in different group become so disoriented that he went down the wrong side without taking his pack. Luckily he found the PCT and found his way down and made it back safetly to Cold Springs. When you are coming down there are typically a few prominant glissading trails coming down from the false summit to the lunch counter. Make sure you have an axe and know how to use it. You can get going pretty fast on those things and there can be rocks and such in the middle of those trails.

Shit happens man glad your OK.

Buy one now and get two free beutiful diamond studded earrings and 24 dinners to Cacina Canina complements of cc.com!

quote: Originally posted by mattp: Allison, you must have a way with the cops. I too have been drinking there for ten years or so, and my experiences at this time of the year have not all been positive. Harassment at Leavenworth by Larry the Tool, Police all up on him at Golden Gardens. WTF you say? Well if you haven't met mattp he's all about the thug life if you know what I'm saying. Tattoos all up and down his arms, a big "mattp" on his chest. Pant's hangin at his waist. More gold hanging on his neck than Mr. T. Daytons and the 16 switches on his ride. Breakin hos like tennis rackets. You listen to me this is one playa you don't want to mess with, so next time your at the crag and mattp steps up wanting to climb the route your on, you best back the fuck off it son or mattp may regulate on yo ass. 4 realz!

quote: Originally posted by Chaseabbott: I agree with Tim. Jon... seriously.... go drink one of your cultures. Tool. I have issues with shoulder straps. What is happening is that the grime (sweat/jon's stupidity) is rubbing into the pore's that happen to be wide open due to the heat. As long as you make sure that you wash right after climbing (don't let the sweat dry) you should be good. Use something like Neutrogena's anti-acne body wash with an exfoliating puff or loofa to get rid of any dirt already trapped. Also you may want to use an alcohol pad to dry out any beginning breakouts (the body wash does this too). Can you tell I've had this problem before? Jon's ass used to be super-zitty until Tim started scrubbing it with loofa. Hot tub time was never the same.... Hey I'm a tool!!!!! Yeah whatever man you keep using your organic hippy tree hugger chick shit, I'll stick with the Pert Plus and Crest. Maybe you wouldn't have such bad acne if you didn't eat so much damn pizzatime. Hello pizzatime can I take your order. If you're interested, and I know you are, with the help on Jenna and friends I can conjure up a nice protein smoothy for you that doubles as a skin fortifying face mask as well as a pearl necklace. YOU WON'T!

Hey Charlie if you lucky maybe Amber found them.

quote: Originally posted by Sandy Weil: I like the idea of washing the straps on a regular basis. But, most of the time I am wearing a polypro shirt so the straps are not in direct contact with my shoulders. Tell that to the bacteria!!! E.coli at optimal growth conditions at 37 C (your body's temp) will undergo mitosis every 30 minutes. At that rate one bacteria will multiply enough in 72 hours to have a mass equal to that of the earth. 2^144 = alotafuqenbacteria Hey I'm a dork!

Wash your shoulder straps with soap and/or alcohol to kill the billions of bacteria living on them.

quote: Originally posted by Alex: I think what we need is a quiz! Jon, Tim, to arms! You could take the GAPE TEST on cc.com and rate how much of a gaper...you...um...your friends, yeah, your friends...are! The very last question should be "You take tests to see if you are a qualified gaper" You're all over it dude.

quote: Originally posted by ruddersbox: ...revisits past trips at REI to try and impress the checkout girl/boy HEY SCREW YOU DUDE THE CHICK WAS HOT!

quote: Originally posted by Lambone: -you moved to Seattle from Montana to finish school...but you're failing school because of cc.com... My bad dude sorry! I wonder how many jobs have been lost because of this website?

quote: Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: Erden, My opinion would be to fart and burp repetitively around people like that. Also cursing and being outright rude and obnoxious might help Some tips- spit on the ground scratch your ass and then offer to shake her hand stem over onto her route while she is climbing next to you Offer lots of unwanted advice including how to belay and where to place feet and such spill water from a water bottle on her shoes talk about having sex with random women from bars in detail including anal Then see who is annoyed hehe LOL!!!!! Fuckena Tell stories about some of the best Ds you've ever taken.

You took your first "whipper" at Vertical Zoo.

quote: Originally posted by gapertimmy: quote:Originally posted by jon: You stuck a cc.com sticker on something that someone else would actually see. don't you have one on your mom's volvo jon? GAPER! That's my car mofo! Don't you have a Mounties sticker on your truck!? Du du duuuuu Mounties!

You stuck a cc.com sticker on something that someone else would actually see.

We tried skiing Ruth last year about I think in late April (do a search there should be a report) and there was still snow about a mile and a half to the trailhead. I'd check the WTA site and call the ranger station but my guess because of a high snow fall year is that the approach will be longer. Hannagan pass is very good protected bivy site with lots of places to choose from and would be a good objective for the first day. From hannagan pass there is a steep climbers trail, followed by a traverse that gets you up to the arm towards the summit of Ruth. Ruth should be fairly quick from the pass but I don't know about Icy.

That was the most disgusting and tasteless thing I've ever read. Thanks to the person you clued me in on it, and at the request of many users this guy is banned.

Hey Michael, way to go! Did you take snowshoes?

As long as they don't catch you doing it.

quote: Originally posted by sk: Lets see if today is realy trasks b-day than that makes him a taurus. They are notoriusly Picky and have very expensive taste. Good wine, Well cooked meal, and an expensive sik shirt... Dark colours, something with burgandy in it. I love birthdays I'm starting to think that my parents are lying about when I was born.

Nice work Colin and Mark! I think after all this spray everyone would enjoy a TR of your climb that we could put on the frontpage.