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  1. http://www.komotv.com/stories/19408.htm I'M TIRED OF READING YOUR RANTS ABOUT BICYCLISTS YOU FUCKING PRICK. ARE YOU SO HARD UP FOR A STORY THIS IS THE LEVEL OF PROFESSIONALISM THAT YOU STOOP DOWN TOO? IF YOU ARE A LOCAL CYCLIST SEND THIS GUY AN EMAIL AND TELL HIM TO EAT A FUCKING DICK AND TELL HIM I SENT YOU kenschram@komo4news.com
  2. Wierd server problems. Hope everyone was able to find something to do at work.
  3. http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/local/78435_robins13.shtml
  4. quote: Originally posted by charlie don't surf: Need to ski.... Nice images...makes me hate this hot weather and melting snow. Suj give me a call at work you freak lets go gape out!
  5. jon

    Internet police

    The snafflehound with large nutz says SIMMA DOWN NAW!!!
  6. But most importantly of all Drul is whether they were under the influence of performance enhancing horsecock, cause you know they weren't doing random testing for that back then.
  7. quote: Originally posted by Dru: The North Face of Shuksan was "put up" in 1923. Who taught you climber slang, stranger? Drul I believe the correct term would be sent, ie the north face of Shuksan was "sent" in 1923. That way everyone from the climbing gyms will understand.
  8. quote: Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: Just look for the 6 blank emails. Then you know it is him for sure. LOL! http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0898868386/qid=1026412666/sr=2-1/ref=sr_2_1/002-9377253-1968848 Apparently those punks over at Mountie Books have put a deadline on Fred. Can you believe that shit? Then they sell it for what is in my opinion a much lower price than they should. We should go over to there and give them a public flogging with some horsecock.
  9. jon

    Internet police

    I'm still trying to figure out what he's pissed about, obviously I didn't do shit.
  10. Hey wasn't that my idea fellas? In college a friend opened up a hotdog stand outside our place on party nights (read monday - thursday) and made mucho dinero. Would you like kraute on your horsecock?
  11. quote: Originally posted by trask: I am an employer, and I refuse to hire someone with poor communication skills (when it's REALLY necessary on a professional level). trask Wow this is really starting to make sense now, you have someone else do your work so you can spray all day long. FASCINATING!
  12. jon

    86ed

    He guys stop spraying all over my thread, play nice.
  13. I just registered cascadehorsecock.com. Adamson feel free to register .net and Alex K can snag .org. There will be promises of a horsecock database where you can upload pictures of your horsecock to show others. There will be death threats and pictures of Britney Spears eating horsecock. Eventually a Chub Club will start where everyone gets together at various delis across the area and chubs on horsecock. Arguements will ensue over the ethics of drilling holes in horsecock also known as "sportcock". There will be a rash of incidences of people chopping horsecock and it will be blamed on this website. What happens after that only god knows.........
  14. jon

    86ed

    Seriously guys stop spraying all over my thread. Thank you.
  15. Dude you guys need to chill out. If you can hook a brother up with a job send him an email otherwise STFU!
  16. Eric L Moon- Since you are a chemistry teacher I thought I'd put my response in a way you might understand better. Ok here we go... 1.) (20 points) Balance the following REDOX equation. a) Jon(s) + Work(s) + Training(v) + Spare Time (v) + Beer(l) + Horsecock (s) ---> Website(v) + Shit(s + l) + Urine(l) b) After balancing the equation tell me how much Jon doesn't give a shit. Make sure your answer is in the correct units. 2.) 30 points a) If Jon and Tim consumed 5 Schmidt tallboys each with a Molar Volume of 18 ounces per can, what would be the expected volume of urea when we give you a golden shower? Put you answer in Liters. b) At a pressure of 1 atm and 273 K, how long would it take for you to dry off subsituting the atmospheric partial pressure of water for urea? Assume that our piss acts ideally. 3.) 40 points Image a horsecock weighing 40 kg. If you I threw that horsecock at you at 10m/s and knocked you the fuck out, how much force would that horsecock hit you at? Please put your answer in Newtons. [ 07-03-2002, 01:06 PM: Message edited by: jon ]
  17. quote: Originally posted by Steamer: Has anyone else noticed that the same people continually post about the same stupid shit? Ever find a cool website?
  18. jon

    I AM A WANKER

    OOOOPS! Guess I should've logged out of your computer. That's ok I know your password, in fact, I know everyones boohahahahah
  19. jon

    I AM A WANKER

    and I love to eat horsecock just thought i'd letcha all now that. - HC LOVER
  20. Here's the article. http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/pacificnw/2002/0623/cover.html
  21. quote: Originally posted by Dennis Harmon: I keep hearing about this horse cock. Does Hickory Farms sell it? Will it allow me to climb better if I eat some? Will it get the fucking ants out of my house if I leave it lying on the kitchen counter? Sidescript: Returned home recently after two days gone to find my home virtually filled to the brim with these fucking ants. Anyone out there have any suggestions? Is there a Haitian voodoo doctor out there that I somehow pissed off? If so, I apologize. NOW KNOCK IT THE FUCK OFF!!! Should I spray, call an exterminator, or just learn how to live with the little bastards? Dennis Depends on the ants dude, carpenter ants don't actually eat the wood they just nest there, so if you SPRAY a perimeter around your house they can't leave to eat and die. Remember spraying makes everything better.
  22. jon

    86ed

    Dennis, I can appreciate anyone who can admit they're wrong once in a while. But since you're in reverse I'm still wondering who in their teens to mid-twenties are drilling sport routes in Washington, and how does that compare to the other age brackets? I don't know the answer myself, but all the route developers in Washington that I know of are in their 30's, 40's, and up. Maybe they should have put this question on the latest census? I think the other thing that needs to be clarified is it the age of the person drilling the bolt or the years of experience. Is a 23 YO drilling a bolt worse than at 44 YO drilling a bolt even if they have been climbing for the same number of years? Not trying to pick a fight.
  23. jon

    86ed

    DADDY WOULD YOU LIKE SOME HORSECOCK??????
  24. jon

    86ed

    DADDY WOULD YOU LIKE SOME SPRAYSAGE????????
  25. Hey Fives you think that lake has warmed up?
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