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  1. Doug

    Farting Ethics??

    o.k., there should be a law requiring a waiting period & background check on purchasing a digital camera. That is just WRONG!!! Incidentally, I need to take a trask.
  2. Doug

    Farting Ethics??

    I have a friend (hard for most to believe that) who tells a story of when he and his now wife were first dating in high school. They were at the stage of the relationship when farting was beginning to be o.k.. They were at the drive up A&W getting something to eat. He lifts a cheek to let one squeak out and shits his pants. No lie. Had to sit in it while eating his BBQ beef sandwich and then comes up with a lame excuse to go by his house so he could change his shorts. This is the same guy that would call his wife from work to describe the dump he just took. Come to think of it, he also gave me my favorite euphanism for having to shit real bad; Crowning. Oh, but I digress.
  3. And so I am so totally like yada yada yada....
  4. Doug

    Caption THIS!

    Charlie doesn't need this beach!!! Charlie don't surf!!! Oh Fuck! Wrong war. Never mind.
  5. I did a partial tear of my MCL about 5 years ago. Immobilize, Ice, and after 5 - 6 weeks of immobilization, PT. I was able to run about 2 months after the injury. I'm not an MD, but I have to believe that recovery time for a sprain is less than the partial tear. Also, a while later I had an MRI on the same knee for a meniscus tear and the comment from the radioligist was, "I see the partial tear of the MCL healed very nicely".
  6. Yeah, no fucking coincidence at all that this "admission" comes as election year is getting into full swing.....shrub is a lame piece of shit.
  7. Interesting that an alleged taxidermist can't even spell mammal. Maybe I'm being judgmental....
  8. Doug

    Theories Of Banning

    Maybe Dan - is Miss Manners. Tell me, have you ever seen Dan - and Miss Manners in the same place at the same time?
  9. Doug

    whack the penguin

    576.6. My offer for a reward for the 1st to hit 420 is hereby rescinded.
  10. Doug

    Trask

    If trask were a cow.....Not safe for work, contains foul language: http://humour.mindriot.as/MadCow.swf
  11. Doug

    whack the penguin

    321. $20.00 to the first one to get 420!
  12. Burns? They still call it that? I re-named it "Bites" after spending a couple of nights camping there in 2002. Frigging bugs were aggro as hell!
  13. Doug

    Iowa Sez...

    and a prescient thinker you are!
  14. Doug

    Iowa Sez...

    yeah, for some reason he decided Iowa was irrelavent.
  15. Doug

    cold feet

    About the best thing I can do to keep my feet warm is to keep moving. I've played with various sock/liner combo's, including VBL's made from garbage sacks. My issue is that my feet sweat a lot and that too much sock or VBL will make my feet more wet. Like everything else, there will be some things here that work for some people, and some things that don't. Get out there, experiment, and use what works best for ya! Paul, I hope your feet get better. I had a slight case about 15 years ago, and it seemed that it lasted for 3 - 4 months.
  16. Doug

    Iowa Sez...

    sheesh, Dean's stock sure went south in a hurry, didn't it?
  17. bars are the best!!!!
  18. Sounds like a fun time! What time are they closing the gate in the evening?
  19. Doug

    Joke Time

    What has 18 legs and 4 tits? The Supreme Court!
  20. will the moderators be proactive and move this to spray?
  21. I just can't get enough of this guy:
  22. Doug

    ridiculous

    In-n-Out in So. Cal has had a protein wrap for years on their "Secret" menu. It's a double-double wrapped in leaf lettuce. It's not half bad, but no where near as satisfying as the real thing.
  23. Titanium would be a real bitch to extrude.
  24. Well, if you want to get technical, it was a Seattle Mountain Rescue member, riding in a King County Helicopter who first spotted him, and the ground team that got there was two Ski Patrolers & a Mt. Rescue guy.
  25. nice man-boobs!
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