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  1. This site has a leader?????
  2. Little Timm@y Crawford is in the confessional. "Father, I must confess that I have sinned. I have had pre-marital sex with a young girl." "And just who was it?" demands Father Flannery. "Was it that little Susie Sullivan girl?" "No father" says Timm@y. "Well then, was it that devilish Teresa O'Conner?" asks the priest. "No Father, 'twasn't her either". "Well then, it must've been that Tammy Gregory lass." "No father, it was not her either." "Timm@y, I suspect I'll never get it out of you. Give 3 hail mary's and 4 our fathers and be a good young lad." Timm@y heads out of the church after saying his pentance. He runs into his friend Bobby O'Malley. He tells Bobby he's just finished his confession about his sexual exploits. Bobby says, "So what did O;d Flannery give you?" " 3 hail mary's and 4 our fathers, and 3 damned good prospects!"
  3. need i say more (see below)
  4. Doug

    Old sayings

    Crazier than a shithouse
  5. Thats right. Doesn't spring in Fairbanks occur in July?
  6. Doug

    Old sayings

    The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!
  7. Doug

    avatar pictures

    Screw avatars, how does everyone like the auto sig? Saw it on a bumper sticker today and loved its simple truth.
  8. Has Tikka been copping an attitude recently?
  9. Doug

    RACK FOR SALE

    I think Minx is gonna kick your ass. That would be fun to watch.
  10. ESTJ You like to roll up your sleeves, dig in and go right at getting the job done. you use logic and analysis as guiding principles in your life. You're quick to decide and set out a plan of action. You make sure commitments (your own and those of others) are honored and the job gets done. You value team sports, and other group activities. If something is the tradition of your job or school, you'll take part in it. You know that you have to "earn your keep" and take responsibility for yourself...you take your roles seriously (father, employee, student, or whatever). You learn best in structured settings...you're a take charge kinda person.. you can deliver when there's a specific task with deadlines...you have an orderly and logical way of evaluating things.. You like a task-oriented and structured atmosphere...you get a thrill outta accomplishments and just having finished something...efficiency is important to you....with you, "what you see is what you get." You are the prototypical leader. You give advice freely, you take charge, you wanna fix the problems...you are quick, direct, and crisp at getting to the core of the situation...others might look at you as tough, driven, or heartless, though.. You put work before pleasure, and know when to do which...fun time is often seen as a reward for accomplishing a task... you don't just go for walks.. the walk hasta have a purpose... Love means stability and steadfastedness...however, when you fall in love, this is pretty much the only time you'll be flexible and spontaneous... you expect security and loyalty in relationships...you logically expect that a relationship will have its ups and downs, so let the other person weather the tough times, when you should be helping perhaps...you don't like to let others see your hurt feelings....you're supersensitive to being rejected and may not always share that hurt... Things to watch for: you might decide too quickly and to form opinions how things "ought to get done." But what happens when circumstances change? Also, don't walk on others feelings...it's part of working with others and you don't particularly consider this part often...when you get emotional and you've been holding stuff inside, a seemingly minor incident will set off an explosion...don't forget to consider others' values and opinions. ESTJ: "Execution Saves The Job"
  11. Doug

    chatter

    What an enjoyable 20 minutes of my life that I'll never get back!
  12. Stim Bullitt....The Man! He inspires me not only as a climber, but for his perseverence in life.
  13. For the record, in my lightweight 1st aid kit, I do carry a CPR mask & latex gloves. Of course, after being around cc.com, a biohazard suit may be the next addition. Did you know there is an increasing prevalance of people who have an anaphylactic (sp)reaction to latex & other rubber products (no joke). There are some new synthetic gloves on the market that take care of that risk.
  14. And people who don't buy lotto tickets have a very poor track record in winning the lottery. Personally, I would try CPR with a trauma victim. I'd have a hell of a time living with myself if I didn't at least try. But that's just me. See CPR supplies thread for the precautions I'd take.
  15. "Wow, she sure gives good bivouac".
  16. It is sad to hear about yet another climbing acccident. I hope that all involved, both from the victim's climbing party & family, as well as the folks who witnessed and attempted to help are doing as well as can be expected. Kudos to those who tried in vain to save the guy.
  17. Only Forum!!!!
  18. Doug

    post caption

    Mmmmm....that was good. Did I get it all off of my chin?
  19. If women want to talk to each other w/o interference or spray from men, then use IM or e-mail. I believe that it's very diificult to achieve equality from behind walls or a closed door. On the other hand, If the women of cc.com want a forum to call their own, and want a selected cross sections of their opinions and views to be open for public display free from the threat of being walked on, let them have it. Kind of the same ideaology as a 1st Ave. peep show, dontcha think? You can look, just don't touch......
  20. Penicillin Princess - The Pork Dukes Long Tall Sally - Scorpions Tokyo Tapes
  21. Doug

    A Truly Bad Driver

    I think this http://www.kingcountyjournal.com/sited/story/html/157105 tops that. The reason I post this is I know Brock's father. Find out who your state representative/senator is, write them and let them know how you feel about the WSP's policy on their own road hazards.
  22. Doug

    BUSH IN DRAG

  23. According to Lucy, I'm a BLOCKHEAD! I am Charlie Brown
  24. Know how many Teamsters it takes to change a lightbulb? 3 What? You got a problem with that?
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