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  1. Doug

    good jokes?

    Why does Pamela Anderson have one more brain cell than a cow? So she doesn't shit all over the floor when you play with her tits
  2. WTF DWL? I'd say these cams insult my intelligence, but I don't have any.
  3. Doug

    Martlet

    Hey, that could mean that Young, Preppie, and Piece of Shit are redundant, exclusive of the Republican affiliation. Figures a Conservative Fuck Stain jumped to conclusions.
  4. Doug

    Martlet

    Young Republican Preppie Piece of Shit. Hmmmmmm.... Triple redundant......
  5. I bet they might be o.k. for women.
  6. While it is getting slowly closer to fruition, something alarming is a brewing in a USFS plan as to how fees would be charged, if it fails. There is a chance that, instead of it failing outright, it could be replaced with a more onerous program. The "Blueprint for Forest Service Recreation Fees" would allow fees for something as simple as hiking. If you look at it online, at: http://www.fs.fed.us/recreation/programs/feedemo/projects02/blueprint.html peruse Table 1, you'll see that anything, including "Trailheads for basic cross-country ski trails, hiking..." with a(n): Toilet facility, Interpretive sign(s), exhibit(s), kiosk(s), Picnic tables, Trash receptacle would be a "Significantly Developed Day-Use Site." Even "Basic Recreation sites" could have fees assessed, if you arrived in a "private vehicle." AARRGGHH!!!
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    Doonesbury

    You're pretty fucking stupid if you think that one man could do all that you propose. Sheesh, you think the Government is ONE MAN? A man who doesn't even have the power to spend money or make laws? Go back to making an ass out of yourself on climbing topics, that's funny enough. You're just annoying here. Actually Greg W, if you believe that the mess this country is in is attributable to any one other than the Conservative Republicans and that Fuck Stain that they put in the White House you, as you put it, are pretty fucking stupid.
  8. A power place for me can occur anywhere. There are some special places, like the summit of Rainier when its not a zoo, The Pickets, The Wind River Range, etc. Crossing the great continental rift in Tanzania was uber cool. Whenever the beauty and power of that particular place and time connect with something that I am willing and able to receive. Hell, a power place for me was last night sitting on the couch reading a book with my 3 1/2 year old daughter. Something real magical about seeing the lights go on in a kid.....
  9. Doug

    Dangers of alcohol

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up naked in front of the car with your keys up your ass.
  10. Doug

    Old sayings

    Sloppier than a soup sandwich
  11. Doug

    Weird Shit

    c'mon CBS, the families didn't release the papers, they were obtained from the U.S. Government under the FIA. Not that any "commercial" new site has much more credibility than some low rate internet site or someon's blog, but I belive the story to be true. It doesn't even amaze me that this shit happened. I only wonder if history could repaeat itself?
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    Weird Shit

    http://abcnews.go.com/sections/us/DailyNews/jointchiefs_010501.html discuss.
  13. I saw a couple of Mt. Pilchuck recommendations. Drive a little further to my favorite, Mt. Dickerman. Awesome views. I was up there a few years ago, about 1/4 way up we see a trail runner on the way down. We exchange pleasantries and go about our ways. About 1/2 way up, we lose th trail. Lots of dead fall, and tons of footprints in the snowy trail. Fuckit, head up hill to the cliff band and traverse. This adds maybe a half hour or so to the trip. We finally meet up with the trail again, and start up the final push. About 500 vertical feet from the summit we se a trail runner coming down from the summit. As we get closer, we see it's the same guy we ran into down low. I'm impressed. We stop to chat and I say, "wow, have you really run this twice today?". He says, actually THREE Apparntly, he was training for the western states 100. Do the math, 3,800', 4.5 miles each way. Sumbitch ran a marathon w/12,000' gain & loss. And he didn't look knackered.
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    boot funk

    Cedar Shoe Trees. Really.
  15. Or not. I called Moonstone/London Fog/Pacific Trail/Roffe. They do not sell the Moonstone brand at their own outlet any longer. I think Second Ascent had a pretty good deal on some Moonstone stuff last time I was there.
  16. This site has a leader?????
  17. Little Timm@y Crawford is in the confessional. "Father, I must confess that I have sinned. I have had pre-marital sex with a young girl." "And just who was it?" demands Father Flannery. "Was it that little Susie Sullivan girl?" "No father" says Timm@y. "Well then, was it that devilish Teresa O'Conner?" asks the priest. "No Father, 'twasn't her either". "Well then, it must've been that Tammy Gregory lass." "No father, it was not her either." "Timm@y, I suspect I'll never get it out of you. Give 3 hail mary's and 4 our fathers and be a good young lad." Timm@y heads out of the church after saying his pentance. He runs into his friend Bobby O'Malley. He tells Bobby he's just finished his confession about his sexual exploits. Bobby says, "So what did O;d Flannery give you?" " 3 hail mary's and 4 our fathers, and 3 damned good prospects!"
  18. need i say more (see below)
  19. Doug

    Old sayings

    Crazier than a shithouse
  20. Thats right. Doesn't spring in Fairbanks occur in July?
  21. Doug

    Old sayings

    The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!
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    avatar pictures

    Screw avatars, how does everyone like the auto sig? Saw it on a bumper sticker today and loved its simple truth.
  23. Has Tikka been copping an attitude recently?
  24. Doug

    RACK FOR SALE

    I think Minx is gonna kick your ass. That would be fun to watch.
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