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An atom walks into a bar looking totally depressed. His buddy asks "Why so down?". The atom responds "I've lost an electron.". The concerned friend inquires "Are you sure you've lost it?" to which the atom cries in anguish "Yes, I'm positive!".

Maybe another drink will cure that red face of yours.

My friend's cat had to have 13 earplugs removed from his digestive tract. No amount of laxative was going to get those things out.

If running isn't bad for your knees why were you even on an elliptical?

If she was talking to someone who is obese and wants to shed some unhealthy weight than that is all good advice although the reasoning might be a little off. Sounds like you should go to cross-fit.

That's why I always look at it.

No, I stare up at it every time I walk by and in about 10 passes this summer I saw one person on it and they were done in about 10 minutes.

I rarely see anyone on anything harder than 10b in the Bluffs with the exception of Crime of the Century (although when I do they're usually polishing the opening moves of some steep slab).

but the plan won't accomplish anything if it's not implemented

If you really have to lead that "5 star" route on one of the busiest weekends of the year at the busiest crag in Canada then ask if you can lead in between top rope laps. They'll often even hold the rope out of your way. Otherwise cross reference with the Select and go to the lesser crags that have some great climbs. We were alone at Split Beaver and Pink Cliff on Saturday.

Houlihan?

I'll be dodging thunder showers in Squamish all weekend.

Don't know if this one made it here yet or not and I'm not checking. adYbFQFXG0U

Have you ever gone to a museum?

The only place I can think of where it might be an issue is at an anchor.

Way to go guys! I'll have to get up there one of these days.

The Source bags are made of polyethylene which has "good" chemical resistance to gasoline according to this website. Maybe a chemist can clarify. http://www.engineeringtoolbox.com/peh-chemical-resistance-d_329.html

Hopefully my haircut will turn out better.

I'd be more worried about man made black holes when the Large Hadron Collider comes online.

Where's the tongue in cheek emoticon?

The hypocrisy to me is that despotic tactics were used by a democratic government to depose a despot and impose a democracy. You have to admire Russia's honesty. There is no question about their motives or intentions.

If you filter cheap vodka six times through a Brita it improves the taste quite a bit although it won't be as good as an expensive bottle. Saw it on Mythbusters.

Good grief. Just sit, shit and leave. Who cares about anyone else?! I guess that makes me an Out Of Closet.

I thought some of them were 14... oops wrong thread.